|Everybody Poops (Newsletter)|
Subject: Everybody Poops (Newsletter)
by TheFool on 2012/2/15 8:04:24
The bathroom is a magical place, one we tend to consciously avoid thinking about until... well, you know, ya gotta go! As the above title and incredibly awesome children's book indicates, everybody poops. However, what we don't do is all have the same habits about it. I, while in the executive office, thought about all the ways we may do things differently in the 'water closet' (as they call it here in Germany).
So get ready to answer some very personal questions!
1: The classic - Do you flip the toilet paper over or under when putting in a new roll?
2: The gross - Do you wad or fold your toilet paper when wiping?
3: The wet - Do you wet your toothbrush before or after you add toothpaste?
4: The turnaround - Do you turn around after standing up? Be honest!
5: The shower - Do you check to see if the water is hot with your hand or your foot?
6: The clean - Lufa, Sponge, Towel, or the good ol' fashion "use my hand" for applying soap?
And it's only fair, since I wrote this sick quiz, that I give my answers
4: You bet I do!
6: The good ol' fashion hand... unless someone hands me a lufa. I do love a good lufa!
Words from The Fool:
Don't be offended, the bathroom isn't something to be ashamed of! Not that I particularly want an audience when performing. In fact, this fool believes that the bathroom is the most intimate room in any house. You REALLY have to know and trust someone to have them walk in on you and not have BOTH of you be super embarrassed. Why? It's not like it's a secret... but that's just one of life's great mysteries. No fooling.