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Re: Aveyond 2, a parody

Subject: Re: Aveyond 2, a parody
by Wyst on 2011/6/30 1:42:11

... OMG!!! I'm not dead!!! ... really needed to update this... feel free to hate me...
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World Map
Emma: Like, are we, like, lost, like, again?
Gavin: Don’t worry, my-
Ava: GAVIN JUST SHUT UP! HONESTLY, I’VE SEEN ROCKS SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU! Well, except for Rye, he’s pretty smart… anyways, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE WORLD! IF I KNEW ANY BETTER I WOULD THINK YOU WERE ALL A BUNCH OF SCHOOL CHILDREN, NOT THE PEOPLE DESTINED TO SAVE AIA! I WOULD BE SCARED! AND VERYTIME IT SEEMS WE’VE FINALLY ACHIEVED SOMETHING, YOU ALL RUIN IT! AND EVERYTIME YOU GUYS DO THIS, YOU WASTE TIME! AND TIME ISN’T SOMETHING WE CAN AFFORD TO WASTE!
Iya: Wasting time? Says the lady who just YELLED A MONOLOGUE!
Rye:

Nicholas: ikr?
Ean: Look, why don’t we just walk into that small town over there and find out what were going to do next, even though I already know what we are going to do because I read the walkthrough.
Verashema
Elf Lady: Y'all's ain't from around here, is ya?
Iya: None of your bees wax, lady! Heh... bees wax... heh...
Emma: Iya, did you, like, forget your, like, medicine?
Iya: ...Maybe...
Elf Lady: I was just tryin' to be friendly ta y'all, hyuck hyuck!
Rye:

Nicholas: omg u guis!!! i found these goblins we can ttly kill!!!
Iya: Kill stuff? I'M IN!!!
Ean: WE CAN'T!
Ava: Why not? It worked last time.
Ean: Because we haven't looked at that darn cliff yet, trying to get to that abandoned city place, only to discover it's a frickin' wall of ROCK! And stupid Rye used all the dynamite.
Gavin: It doesn't matter, because I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot!
Ava: Gavin... don't make me get the frying pan...