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Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody)

Subject: Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody)
by Kirroha on 2010/8/2 3:44:32

Chapter 1

Boden: There you are, Mel.
Mel: There you are, Boden.
Boden: ... Anyway, you have a client.
Mel: ZOMG, seriously?! After that last court case where I completely failed at defending Barney from Prosecutor Spongebob's iron mouth, someone actually wants to hire me?! COOL!!!
Boden: Er... Mel?
Mel: Wait, I need to prepare for the next case! Where's my attorney's badge?! I'll be the next Atticus Finch! Er, I failed the bar exam, but I'll make you proud, mom-
Boden: MEL!!!
Mel: What is it, random sprite without a faceset! I have a client to defend!
Boden: ... I mean, that someone needs you to collect evidence for them.
Mel: Oh. Ok. That's not as cool, but still cool. Intrigue me.
Boden: So, basically, this client is waiting for you at the top of Clockwork School of Lawdom and Lawyerdry.
Mel: Erm, shouldn't it be Law?
Boden: Whatever. But anyway, that client is offering to take 100 gold from you as payment.
Mel: Seriously?! This is the first time someone offered to take so much money away from me! Yay, I'm 100 steps nearer to being the most generous person on Earth! After that, everyone will be fighting to hire me, and I'll even have my own law firm-
Boden: Whatever, just get lost already.
Mel: Ok!