| Re: Aveyond 2: A (really weird) Parody (chapter 4) |
Subject: Re: Aveyond 2: A (really weird) Parody (chapter 4) by Indra on 2010/10/2 14:57:07 ![]() ================================================== Chapter 5 Ean: Dude . . . so this is the man world place land thingy? It smells like peanuts. This is boring. I wanna skip to after I talk to those people in the village and travel up the mountain. I wanna skip to when I'm in Shaenlir or whatever that place is called! *some crazy weird force (a.k.a me) skips ahead in time to that Shaenlir place* Man: Hi! Ean: Hi is this that one mountain place that's all snowy? Man: Yes, it is Shaenlir, and it was founded by the Snow- Ean: Yes, yes, are there any holes here? And is it dangerous and is this the land of man where I am never supposed to be? Man: Err . . . . umm . . . bye! *runs away* Ean: BYE BYE MISTER MAGIC CUPCAKE MAN! BUT IS THAT REALLY YOUR NAME OR AM I MAKING THAT UP?!!!! Woman: Hmm . . . you're pretty cute . . . are you free on Sunday? Ean: Uh . . . yeah! Wait, today is Tuesday, right? Woman: Yes! Ean: Okay . . . I'll meet you at the bottom of the mountain. And what is your name? Woman: *whispers* I'm Iya, you fool! Come to the castle later and rescue me! I'll be waiting! *leaves* Ean: YAY! She called me a fool! At least I think that's a good thing . . . oh well! Time to save pretty maiden Iya! *goes to random house and gets servant clothes and then puts them on and goes to the castle* Guard: Halt! You gotta go in this way cuz you're a servant! Oh, and it takes a really long time to get to where you're going if you take this path! Bye! Ean: Bye! *takes ridiculously long pathway* Hi Iya! Iya: Hi Ean! Look, I found this mirror AND the Snow Queen is planning to kill me so let's get out of here using my magic! Ean: Wasn't I supposed to find the mirror and tell you to use magic? Iya: Yes, but I thought I'd find it and all that to speed things up! Ean: You're smart, Iya. Iya: You just found that out? Now come on! Guard 1: Halt! Guard 2: Yeah, what he said! G1: Hey, aren't you that servant that I let in here? G2: Yeah, what he said! G1: Get them! G2: Yeah, what he said! Iya: *uses magic* G1: *dies* G2: Yeah, what he did! *dies* Iya: Follow me! *shows Ean secret path* Ean: Cool. Iya: I know, right? Now here we go! Ean: AAAAAAAAHH!!! ================================================== Oh, and what ending should Ean choose? |



All Games
RPG
Adventure
SIM
Story
Cute
Game Kits
Amaranth Games (games only by us)






















