|Re: Aveyond-Rhen's Quest (a parody of the whole AV1 story)|
Subject: Re: Aveyond-Rhen's Quest (a parody of the whole AV1 story)
by TrueShadow on 2009/8/2 4:29:22
Whoosh! 3 in a row! I really want to get over this section fast and got to the druids!
Chapter 5: To Shadwood Academy
The next day, in Lars' living room
Mrs. Rona: Oh my, oh my.
Rhen: *walks in* Grmbl,grmbl
Mrs.Rona: Oh my, oh my.
Rhen: *doesn't care* That bratty grasshead Lars, he's gonna pay for what he did yesterday!
Mrs.Rona: Oh my, oh..HEY, RHEN!
Rhen: What is it? Not now, stupid old hag
Mrs.Rona: Find Lars! The emissaries are gonna be here soon. Ohhh, where could my boy be?
Rhen: Fine, I'll look for him!Who is gonna find him? I'm just gonna get outta here*gets out*
Rhen: That sounds like...Eddie's voice. Does he got bullied again *rush to the scene*
Rhen: * sees Lars and his cronies standing beside Eddie* Eddie!
Eddie: Waahhh! Rhen! Help me!
Rhen: What happens? Did they hurt you?
Eddie: No, but Lars-
Rhen: Lars what?
Eddie: Lars, he..ASKED ME ON A DATE!!!
Eddie: And he was speaking in a sweet tone! It's so scary!!
Lars: Oh, sweet Eddie, dear, would you like to go out with moi?
Eddie: Waaahhh! You're not Lars!!
Rhen: Brb..Hrk..Snrk..HHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA!! HHHHAAAAHHHAAAHHAA!!! HHHAAAAHHHAA!!!! *rolls on the ground*
Lars: I DID THAT NOT BECAUSE OF MY OWN FREE WILL. IT IS CAUSED OF MY LOSING A BET WITH HECTOR.
Rhen: *huff* *huff* Still..it's...HAAAAHHHAAAHHHAAA!!!!
Lars: A SLAVE HAS NO RIGHTS TO LAUGH AT THEIR MASTERS. PREPARE FOR PUNISHMENT. INITIATING MAGIC ATTACK. CASTING SHOCK.
Rhen: *gets shocked, bracelet got off* Ouch!
H & Y (you know, Lars' cronies): Go Lars! Go Lars! *cheerleader dance, with pompoms*
Lars: I am not finished. Processing another magic. Casting Shock.
H & Y: *still cheerleading* Go Lars! Go Lars!
Rhen: Ouch! That's it! I'm really pissed off now!! *attack Lars with a stick* *lightning comes out and struck Lars*
Lars: Bzzt. I have been damaged. Bzzt. Conserving energy. Entering non-battle mode. What have you just done?
Man: What is going on here?
Woman: Such a commotion.
Hector: This slave is going against her master!
Ylitta: Yeah, that's intolerable!
Rhen: Shut up, you useless NPCs that don't even ever appear again after this scene's over! Not even as a NPC to talk to!
Lars: That is not important. Who are you two? I have no information of you in my Ghalarah database.
Man: Oh, about that.
Woman: We are-
Man & Woman: *Ahem* The Emissaries of the Shadwood Academy!
Lars: I assume that means you are the one to take me there?
F. Emissary: Correct. I'll take you there. He, though-
M.Emissary: *looks at Rhen* Hmm, you have the potential.
Rhen: Potential of what? To summon Personas?
M. Emissary: No, not that. To be a Sword Singer.
Rhen: Sword Singer?
Lorad: Yeah, and my name is Lorad. I'm a Sword Singing teacher at Shadwood Academy.
Rhen: So, what is Sword Singing? Singing about swords?
Lorad: No, we use deadly dances with sword moves to fight.
Rhen: Shouldn't it be Sword Dancer then?
Lorad: But we also chant spells while dancing. And the spells are like songs.
Rhen: So, we dance and sing. You mean, a Sword Stage Performer?
Lorad: No, A Sword Singer.
Rhen: Sword Stage Performer sounds more accurate to me.
Lorad: I SAID IT'S SWORD SINGER! Listen, kid, do you want to be free or not?
Rhen: Of course!
Lorad: If you do, then train as a Sword Singer with me in Shadwood. If not, enjoy your life as a slave and make this story end right now.
Rhen: Do I have a choice?
Lorad: No. You must come with me.
Rhen: Fine, then.
Lorad: Good kid. You know? Your talent is big. Nobody has ever managed to channel magic through a stick before for ages. Now then, take this token and you're no longer a slave. I'll see you at Shadwood. *goes with Lars and the other person*
Rhen: Wait, I need to go there..ALONE?
How will Rhen's tale continue? Will she reach Shadwood Academy?