| Re: Aveyond-Rhen's Quest (a parody of the whole AV1 story) |
Subject: Re: Aveyond-Rhen's Quest (a parody of the whole AV1 story) by TrueShadow on 2009/9/2 7:37:15 Chapter 10! Yay! Sorry I took forever to update. Chapter 10: The Mountain King and the Snow Queen Now, before going to the Sun Shrine, the group decided to confront the Mountain King first. Mountain King's Realm Rhen: So, what makes you fight with your wife? Mountain King (MK) : Why do you I need to tell you that? Rhen: Because we, uhh, want to make you be in peace again. MK : I don't need your help. Go away! Rhen: But.. MK : I said go away! Rhen: *whispers* This won't work. You guys have any ideas? Talia: Keep it simple, kid. When talking can't be done...VIOLENCE IS THE ANSWER!!! MOUNTAIN KING, TELL US OR I'LL BEAT YOU TO DEATH!!! MK: You'll beat me? How? You may not know this, but I'm the- Talia: You've chosen your fate. Now, follow it, DIE!! *charges at MK at beats him to (near) death* MK: GUWWAAARGGHHH!!! Alright, I'LL TELL YOU WHY!! Rhen: So, why are you fighting with your wife? MK: A LOT! Bills, works, time, and shopping money! Does she want to buy the whole mall when shopping? Rhen: It's so...I dunno what to say. MK: And the biggest problem : She believes in the existence of fairies! That's so outrageous! I got so mad, even more when she asked for 2,000,000 Gold to go shopping! Rhen: That actually sounds like the most trivial matter...Well, I think that's enough. Thornkeep Dwarf: The Snow Queen's Palace is in the east. Rhen: Thanks. Wow, I don't even need to ask a question. Snow Queen's Palace Rhen: So why do you fight with your husband? Snow Queen (SQ): A LOT! Bills, works, time, and shopping money! He's so stingy, doesn't he know that shopping a lot is a main need for a woman? Lars: It is? Shopping's main function is to get enough food as well as other things to live. Spending on any more is just a waste of money. SQ: Men just don't understand that! Look, he won't even lend me such a small amount of money like 2,000,000 gold! How could he be so stingy about that tiny amount of money?? Rhen: Small amount...? SQ: Yes, that's so small, right? And I haven't told you the biggest reason of our fight. Lars: Because you believe in fairies and you don't? SQ: Exactly! How could anyone not believe in fairies? That's the same as not believing in me! Talia: How so? SQ: Just play Aveyond 2! My sisters are all fairies, except me and big sis Heptitus, dunno why we aren't fairies. Heck, I don't even know who our dad is! Rhen: Aveyond 2, eh. Well, I'd probably be dead then and my only playable descendant would be a haughty snob. Not a good thought. 200 years later, in AV2 Nicolas: Did someone just talk bad about my great self? Back to AV1 Rhen: Speaking of AV2, aren't you supposed to be the caring and understanding Nymph of Compassion? SQ: Meh, that's in that game. I don't have to play that role right now. Rhen: Okay, whatever. Wait, then isn't your mother the Oracle? SQ: Yes. My mom is usually called the Oracle. Talia: Where is she? SQ: In the Sun Shrine east from here. Rhen: Well, thanks. SQ: Oh, and extra info. Just recently, an ice girl attacked me but I managed to trap her in the basement. Northern Isle, near the way to Aveyond Rhen: This is the way, right? Talia: If my memory serves me right, it always do, this should be the way. Lars: Is the reason as to why you joined us not because you forgot the way? Talia: Argh, damn robot. JUST FORGET WHAT YOU NEED TO FORGET!! Lars: Unfortunately, it is not categorized as a file I need to delete. Talia: Just forget it, dammit! And so the party has finally entered Aveyond. What will await them in the holy land? To be continued... |



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