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Re: Jokes [by shelwyn]

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:48:41 -0300

Spam Haven:: Jokes
Pastor v. Choir Director

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Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, stand aside.

One week our preacher preached on commitment, and how we should dedicate ourselves to service. The director then led the choir in singing, 'I Shall Not Be Moved.'

The next Sunday, the preacher preached on giving and how we should gladly give to the work of the Lord. The choir director then led the song, 'Jesus Paid It All.'

The next Sunday, the preacher preached on gossiping and how we should watch our tongues. The hymn was 'I Love To Tell The Story.'

The preacher became disgusted over the situation, and the next Sunday he told the congregation he was considering resigning. The choir then sang 'Oh, Why Not Tonight.'

When the preacher resigned the next week, he told the church that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was taking him away. The choir then sang, 'What A Friend We Have in Jesus.'

Re: words of wisdom...NOT! [by shelwyn]

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:44:14 -0300

Spam Haven:: words of wisdom...NOT!
God is alwayse with U

The Flood

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One day there was this preacher and he was having his usual sermon when all of a sudden it started raining, really, really, hard!!!! After about 1 full hour of complete non-stop rain, they started making evacuations because the whole church was flooding, but the preacher just stood there in the ankle-deep water.

A guy in a car came up to him and said. "Preacher,Preacher you better get in here before you drown!"

But the preacher just replied "Don't worry God will save me."

The man then said "Whatever!" and drove away.

The water was now knee-deep and a guy in a raft came over to the Preacher and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get in here before you drown!"

Despite the second warning the Preacher just stood there and replied "Don't worry God will save me."

The man then said "Whatever!!" and rowed away in the orange raft.

The water was now waist-deep and a guy in a power boat came to the Preacher and said "Preacher,Preacher you better get in here before you drown!"

Despite the third warning the Preacher just stood there and replied "Don't worry God will save me."

With that the man said "Whatever!" and jetted away in the power boat.

The water was now neck-deep and a guy in a helicopter came and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get your butt in here before you drown!!"

The man still just stood there and replied "Don't worry God will save me." And with that the man said "Whatever" and flew away.

The water then got so deep that the Preacher was sucked under and died. When he opened his eyes he noticed that he was in heaven. He then saw God and asked "God! Why didn't you save me from that horrible flood?!?"

God then replied, " I sent you a car,a raft,a power boat, and a helicopter!!! What else do you want from me?"

Re: Where do I put the statue? [by Argoyle]

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:44:09 -0300

Hints and Tips (AV 1)::[solved] Where do I put the statue?
You're welcome

Re: Introduce Yourself (remade) [by ELIE-3173]

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:31:48 -0300

Village Square:: Introduce Yourself (remade)
@Victoria
Just an online RP like thingy going on in the Spam Haven. Check it out for yourself

Re: Sailor Moon RPG : The Moon Child [by Asiunia1008]

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:22:21 -0300

Homemade Games (FINISHED):: Sailor Moon RPG : The Moon Child
@nic_c12
ya ya nice teams and we will win we will rush him and don't be sue and play on version 6 xDD becuse we are sweety girls xDD
(highlight)how get hp on my profile i have 0 haha xDD

@ghotica20
congratulation to finish game I was finished too I love this game i wanna more

@inmyhead
your team was good too xD We wanna more right we must rush taylor xDD I don't use many Mercury -_-
she was in lower level than others

Re: Aveyond Militant Squirrels [by Mizzou]

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:16:39 -0300

The Fairgrounds:: Aveyond Militant Squirrels
Are you sure? You can't miss the squirrels in AV2, they are part of the main plot.

Re: I made a handphone theme. Honest opinions and advices needed. TQ. [by Mizzou]

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:14:48 -0300

Village Square:: I made a handphone theme. Honest opinions and advices needed. TQ.
Both are very cute but I prefer the 2nd one. The first one might be alittle too busy.

Re: Exsors UPDATED! 8/14/08 [by MarianFrae]

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:50:59 -0300

Hungry Boar Tavern:: Exsors UPDATED! 8/14/08
and it WILL be epic. Whatever the muses want- it will be epic. XD
But yeah... you should already know i don't generally write romance... I mean... you were as surprised as I was that I had an angst romantic story(AoBL). *rolls eyes* but yeah... fluff only happen with Zen and Lithe for some reason. *sigh*

Re: The Fight for Independence -RP [by MarianFrae]

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:46:00 -0300

Hungry Boar Tavern:: The Fight for Independence -RP
I quickly took in everything about the fellow traveler. He didn't seem too imposing, but he did seem uneasy- wary about something... and the bows looked slightly above what most hunters have. All in all, I labeled him as a possible threat- more than others but quietly smiled at him before turning to Dragar for a decision.

Re: PokeClub [by Speedy]

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:48:04 -0300

The Clubhouse:: PokeClub
ooh that sounds fun- can u be a pokemon too?!!?? yayay