Just wondering XD
everyone has a story (I'm assuming) about an embarrassing event, and your excuse.You could also post something funny, or an embarrassing event that happened to someone else.
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I once accidentally locked my keys in the trunk of my car after locking the car(The car had a touchpad combo lock). There is a button in the glove box that is suppose to pop the trunk but I didn't realise that you needed the key in the ignition for the button to work. Anyway we ended up removing the back seat and using a coat hanger to reach my purse through a 3" hole and fish for my keys. My hubby was so kind to say, "I've done worse things in my life", instead of telling me I was stupid..

lol Oracle, I'm sure that was no fun. When I was maybe 9 or 10. I went to my best friend's house. And we always liked to go and play by the creek. Well this one day we went to play by the creek, it had rained the day before. So we jumped across and played and then after a while wanted to go back home. When we look at the other side we realized that the water was higher, and it was really muddy. So our bright idea was to just run and jump. We slipped and landed in the creek. Then we gave up and just climbed up and walked back to my best friend's house. Her dad just looked at us told us to change our clothes and shook his head and walked off.

One time, in band camp.....

But seriously, I was riding my bike to a friends' house when I accidentally ran into someone's mailbox. Had to get stitches in my right shoulder. That'll teach me to pick a fight with a mailbox.

merged~Oracle

My wife was walking into her backyard one time and saw a good-looking man (not me), and she couldn't wait to find out who he was. She found out that he was one of her cousins whom she hadn't seen in 15 years.

Please don't double post, just edit and add it to your original post.

LOL, LawMan. She must have been really embarrased.

When I was little I was climbing over a chain linked fence with the pointy wire twists at the top. I slipped and got my arm caught(behind my elbow) on one of pointy twisted things. I hung there until someone came to lift me down.

I'll bet that hurt. Climbed any fences since then?

lol Oracle, that would have looked pitiful!
I was sharpening my pencil in social studies, when suddenly it got stuck! I couldn't just leave it because it was an electric sharpener!
The same day, I was asked to sing a solo for Joannes part of Seasons of Love. I am a VERY low alto, so couldn't hit any of the high notes, plus I had been in band while they had been learning it, so had no idea what to sing!
Edit:by "they" i meant my class

I bet that was no fun Oracle. I hope you didn't get too hurt.
Around lunch time I asked what my boyfriend wanted. And he wanted the Beeforni(Chef Boyrdi(Sp?)). So I decided to make it for him. When I pop the top of the can off the sauce sprays off and lands right on my shirt, which just so happened to be white. My boyfriend and I had a good laugh over it though.

I don't remember if it hurt, I just remember hanging there by my arm. I still have the scar almost 50 years later.

@Lawman, yes I still climbed fences but none with dangerous pokey things at the top.

I think adrenaline keeps you from feeling the worst of pain like that, at least initially. Once the adrenaline wears off, it stings more. Last year, I was getting ready to slice some cheese and accidentally cut the back of my thumb fairly deeply. It didn't hurt as badly as it looked, but then again, I was putting pressure on it. I then went to the hospital to get it stitched up and after the anaesthetic wore off, it stung a heckuva lot compared to how it was before >_>

OK last year in my social studies class we were playing silent ball,so someone threw me the ball and the ball was thrown a little too short so I tried to jump over the desk to get it but the spot where you set your stuff down on was broken so when I put my hand on it it flipped off and I FLEW onto the ground and sevral desks fell on me.

(Thats why to this day people still call me by that nickname.)

lol, WE were playing silent ball and a boy next to me literally FLEW off his desk and landed on his face, twice!! (and it was a tile floor...)

Just a while ago, it was our field trip. Me and my friend were facing each other. Until there was a bump in the road and we accidentally KISSED! each other. Everyone, including the teachers saw that, so we blushed pure red! Hope never happens to you!

It accidentally slipped from one of my friends that I broke up with a guy by ecard and people were like, "ECARD?! You broke up with him by ECARD of all things?! Poor guy!"
I was really embarrassed.

Ok, this is something so you know in advance, I GO INSANE AT THE SIGHT OF HORSES! I love them! And to think, I've never ridden one in my life...
Anyways, here's the embarassing moment!

Ok, so we were goin to a field trip, and the area was waaaaaay out in the country. We actually went through a dirt road. (On a normal school bus. It was reeeaaaally bumpy. XD) We saw that someone owned about maybe 1000 acres, coz there was a looooong fence. So, I get interested, (I'm by the window, not in the aisle) and look out the window.

And there they were. Horses.

No, really. I'm in middle school. (Technically, this was when I was with my cuz, in Indiana. The higher grades of grade school go to elementary school there.) So, I'm in middle school, and when I see them, I scream so loud, that the bus driver stopped the bus coz he thought one of us was hurt! Here's what I screamed... (Oh, god. I haven't even told my parents about this...)

"HORSIES!!!!!!!!!!!"

My cuz, sittin next to me, looked at me like I was an idiot for the rest of the trip. (About 3 more hours.)

My excuse?

"Well, what can I say? I love horses!"

To this very day, when I call my cuz, she always answers like this:

"Hey, seen any "HORSIES!!!!!" yet?"

I feel ashamed.

The window of the cellar was open. I was playing on the computer. I heard noises. The cats had been entered in the cellar and have opened the refrigerator. As I did not come at once, the cats have eaten some chicken thighs! I closed the window and I said to the family. Never open the window of the cellar!

once while training in taekwondo, we did sparring, and when i finished, i found that i had stepped on a cockroach. i threw a horrible fit (i hate cockroaches) and now i always look where i'm walking when i'm barefooted...

I am in a higher grade lvl coir, so all my grademates are afraid of me XD (Im pretty tall for my age)
One day I was practicing 'we're all in this together" ((yes the one by HSM))
and someone in 2nd per. coir wanted to learn the dance moves. I taught her, and she was singing it all the way on the bus home!

One day I was walking into my garage and my friend had come home with me so I opened up the garage door, and stepped into the grage but before my foot was completely on the ground, I looked down and there was a huge spider, so i did a sorta half jump without putting my foot on the ground,

my freind didnt see the spider so she laughed so hard

spiders are evils