how abt Lydia using her skills to go back in time and killing Mels ancestors
then getting stuck and marrying the cash cow

That'd be too...extreme.... I only meant like a cameo....

How abt an evil contest
And the winner is Stella hehe

This is so funny!! Keep writing it, I can't wait to read more xD

omg, been away for such a long time and missed so many things. This is amazing, waiting eagerly for the next update ^^

Chapter 10! Yay! Sorry I took forever to update.

Chapter 10: The Mountain King and the Snow Queen

Now, before going to the Sun Shrine, the group decided to confront the Mountain King first.

Mountain King's Realm

Rhen: So, what makes you fight with your wife?
Mountain King (MK) : Why do you I need to tell you that?
Rhen: Because we, uhh, want to make you be in peace again.
MK : I don't need your help. Go away!
Rhen: But..
MK : I said go away!
Rhen: *whispers* This won't work. You guys have any ideas?
Talia: Keep it simple, kid. When talking can't be done...VIOLENCE IS THE ANSWER!!! MOUNTAIN KING, TELL US OR I'LL BEAT YOU TO DEATH!!!
MK: You'll beat me? How? You may not know this, but I'm the-
Talia: You've chosen your fate. Now, follow it, DIE!! *charges at MK at beats him to (near) death*
MK: GUWWAAARGGHHH!!! Alright, I'LL TELL YOU WHY!!
Rhen: So, why are you fighting with your wife?
MK: A LOT! Bills, works, time, and shopping money! Does she want to buy the whole mall when shopping?
Rhen: It's so...I dunno what to say.
MK: And the biggest problem : She believes in the existence of fairies! That's so outrageous! I got so mad, even more when she asked for 2,000,000 Gold to go shopping!
Rhen: That actually sounds like the most trivial matter...Well, I think that's enough.

Thornkeep

Dwarf: The Snow Queen's Palace is in the east.
Rhen: Thanks. Wow, I don't even need to ask a question.

Snow Queen's Palace

Rhen: So why do you fight with your husband?
Snow Queen (SQ): A LOT! Bills, works, time, and shopping money! He's so stingy, doesn't he know that shopping a lot is a main need for a woman?
Lars: It is? Shopping's main function is to get enough food as well as other things to live. Spending on any more is just a waste of money.
SQ: Men just don't understand that! Look, he won't even lend me such a small amount of money like 2,000,000 gold! How could he be so stingy about that tiny amount of money??
Rhen: Small amount...?
SQ: Yes, that's so small, right? And I haven't told you the biggest reason of our fight.
Lars: Because you believe in fairies and you don't?
SQ: Exactly! How could anyone not believe in fairies? That's the same as not believing in me!
Talia: How so?
SQ: Just play Aveyond 2! My sisters are all fairies, except me and big sis Heptitus, dunno why we aren't fairies. Heck, I don't even know who our dad is!
Rhen: Aveyond 2, eh. Well, I'd probably be dead then and my only playable descendant would be a haughty snob. Not a good thought.

200 years later, in AV2

Nicolas: Did someone just talk bad about my great self?

Back to AV1

Rhen: Speaking of AV2, aren't you supposed to be the caring and understanding Nymph of Compassion?
SQ: Meh, that's in that game. I don't have to play that role right now.
Rhen: Okay, whatever. Wait, then isn't your mother the Oracle?
SQ: Yes. My mom is usually called the Oracle.
Talia: Where is she?
SQ: In the Sun Shrine east from here.
Rhen: Well, thanks.
SQ: Oh, and extra info. Just recently, an ice girl attacked me but I managed to trap her in the basement.

Northern Isle, near the way to Aveyond

Rhen: This is the way, right?
Talia: If my memory serves me right, it always do, this should be the way.
Lars: Is the reason as to why you joined us not because you forgot the way?
Talia: Argh, damn robot. JUST FORGET WHAT YOU NEED TO FORGET!!
Lars: Unfortunately, it is not categorized as a file I need to delete.
Talia: Just forget it, dammit!

And so the party has finally entered Aveyond. What will await them in the holy land? To be continued...

hahha nicks funny

Oh, and about your suggestion about the evil contest, I haven't got a way to insert Lydia somewhere in, but I had an idea for Stella when I will (eventually) make an AV3 parody. And that's GANGSTER STELLA!

Stella: FOLLOW MAH RULEZ! I'M DA BOZZ HERE!

Lol! I love this story. So refreshing after Kinny stopped Aveyond: Director's Cut.

All it needs now are some hilarious-expressioned Facesets.

Great job!

Oh yeah, Director's Cut, I've read that one. So hilarious! I'll try to be different, though. Too bad it says that the facesets have been deleted.

IMMA FIRING MAH LAZER. SHOOP DAH WHOOP!!

Loved that reference. Someday I'd make a pic of Lars firing his lazer.

haha yay! this is so halarious, I just love reading it!! its so creative, and GANGSTER MEL!! WHOOP! that would be sooo awesome!!

lol This is great! Enjoyed reading it!

Update please. U r online!!!!!!!!! Nice idea to corner u to update

No I won't update

Seriously, school works are so stressful!

Yeah I realize that too. The poll I put up is useless too. Just an excuse not to upsdate.

This is so funny! Waiting for an update ^^ (dun worry about school, most of us know how it feels TT_TT)

Update! And Talia's not actually swearing, I just added random beeps on her dialogue. Although you could imagine she said...something.

Chapter 11: The Holy Land of Aveyond and the Sun Shrine

Before entering Aveyond

Rhen: Oooh, I wanna see how Aveyond looks like.

Aveyond

Rhen: Aaah, what a beautiful land. *looks around* Green grassfields, blooming flowers, colorful plants, and angry bees...Huh, bees?
Bees: Bzzzztttt!!! *chases the party*
Rhen: Gyaaahh!! Bees! Ouch, that hurts! *gets stung*
Talia: What the hell are you [beep] kid doing??!! Fight them!!
Rhen: Then why don't you get off that nice cozy sofa??
Talia: *sitting on a sofa eating popcorns* I'm a [beep] guest!. Don't even [beep] think that I can fight! And what's the [beep] with this [beep] censorship of my [beep] words??
TrueShadow: That's because you're saying things that would get me banned, so I censored it.
Talia: That's [beep][beep]!!
Rhen: Ugh, that woman is useless. *got stung again* Ouch! Lars, DO SOMETHING!! Shoot your lazers or what!
Lars: Order received. Diagnosing problems. Processing solution.
Rhen: *got stung again* Ouchie! QUICK! Else we'd got swollen all over our body when we reach the Sun Shrine.
Lars: Solution found. Rhen, take this. *throws something to Rhen*
Rhen: *catches* Wh-what's this?
Lars: Just use it.
Rhen: 'Kay. *uses the thing* *mysterious clouds appear*
Rhen: Cough, cough...what was that?
Bees: *all dead on the ground*
Rhen: Amazing, Lars! What was that thing?
Lars: Bug spray. Sold in Veldarah for 10 Gold.
Rhen: *sweatdrops*

Sun Shrine

Talia: Finally! You [beep] kids take WAY too long [beep] time fighting!
Rhen: It'd have been shorter if YOU helped us.
Talia: [beep] dumb kids! I'm an [beep] NPC that can't [beep] fight!
Rhen: Whatever, let's just go inside.

Inside Sun Shrine

Oracle: You're here.
Rhen: Yeah. Now mind giving me explanation of what happened?
Oracle: Okay, so this evil demon called Ahriman wants to conquer this world in chaos. Only the Chosen One can defeat him, and that's you.
Rhen: Why me?
Oracle: Ask the game creators.
Rhen: Fine. Now what should I do?
Oracle: Defeat Ahriman.
Rhen: I know that, duh. How exactly?
Oracle: Reduce his HP to zero in battle.
Rhen: Duh...I KNOW THAT! That's what everybody does in every single battle!! Explain as clearly and as completely as possible what steps should I do?
Oracle: Oh, so that's what you mean.
Rhen: *angry tone* YES.
Oracle: First, you need to get this super awesome sword called Sword of Shadows. You can't really kill Ahriman, so you need to trap his soul in this sword.
Rhen: Oooh, like Gig?
Oracle: Kinda, except Ahriman control the daevas instead of those really oversized World Eaters.
Rhen: So how do I get that sword?
Oracle: Take all the eight druids here. Talia here is one of them. Once they're all here, the secret door to the sword will appear.
Rhen: Secret door! Glad it doesn't use cheap passwords like "Open Sesame".
Voice from somewhere: Password detected.
Door: *appears*
Rhen: *sweatdrops*...Well, I guess now I can take the sword and beat Ahriman, right?
Oracle: NO! You MUST get all the druids here!
Rhen: Uhh, why? The sword is right there.
Oracle: If you do that, then WHERE'S THE THRILL? AND THE ADVENTURE??
Rhen: ...Okay, fine. I'll take all the druids here. Where are all they?
Oracle: Dunno, find them out yourselves. I'm not telling you. You wanted to cheat, that's the punishment.
Rhen: Whatever...Talia, you're staying here right.
Talia: HELL NO! Stuck alone with a [beep] grumpy old girl listening to her [beep] so-called wise words is no fun!
Oracle: Hey.
Talia: Find someone else to suffer together with me and maybe I'll stay. Until then, you're stuck with me!
Rhen: ...Oh, goddess, no...


In case you don't understand about one of Rhen and the Oracle's dialogue, it's a reference to a PS2 game called "Soul Nomad & the World Eaters"

OMG! I missed so much... But this is hilarious! XD Great job, TrueShadow ^^

LAWL!!! I'm in love with Robot Lars. _

Acts exactly like Nagato Yuki.