@sera: I've heard those rumors. But I'm leaning toward its all a publicity act to rile the fans up since so many were bummed out about the last book. I mean, did you see her letter concerning the leak? It was a total 'guilt trip/attention seeking' thing.

"Sparkly carnivorous fairy" = ROFL That should be a bumper sticker XD

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There's already been a punch from him to her: Robert Pattinson hates Edward Cullen. PWN!!!

@aisling: which is really funny considering that most of the rabid fangirls still go crazy over him, an eddy hater. lol!

If Mr. Pattinson hates Eddy-lou (that's what I call him... when I'm with my sister I add lou to half my words... lou), why in the world did he audition for the part? And why does he have such poofy hair?

@iPink: Because he didn't know what doom he's about to land himself in. at first he didn't really mind, but the more he read about Edward, the more he hated the character. When he read the book, he was so disgusted.To paraphrase him, he said that the book reads like someone's WET DREAM published on paper. He even calls SMeyer crazy.

@aislin: I know that. They day Robert Pattinson declared he hated Edward Cullen was a big celebration day for the anti-Twilighters.

Aisling, yeah, it's really weird. They just kind of pass over that and keep on drooling. Does anyone see the appeal? Because honestly I think he looked best as Cedric and went downhill from there ...

Anyhow ... I thought we needed a laugh. Here is a video featuring a crazy Twilighter singing about her need to get the 107 year old virgin between the sheets ... self explanatory ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8RUxf0Uajk&feature=player_embedded
Watch for about 10 seconds ... I can't be responsible for what happens to your brain after that.

What really gets to me is that these people are so damn devoted. It isn't a parody. You can see she's totally serious! :0

This is even better ...

And so the Lion fell in love with the Lamb

@sera:

vid: haha, though I don't think that's a 'real' fan as she said its a parody/comedy in the description. And she did several other twilight parodies. (also, why would a twihard have buffy vs. twilight in her favorites? )

lion/lamb: that... is insanely scary. *shouts bloody murder*

@KTC ... maybe, my bad. But I've seen so many devoted ones that I just can't tell the difference anymore.
The lion and the lamb was just so retarded! Who superimposes RPattz's and KStew's faces onto their kids'?

vid: LOL nice voice. xD

lion/lamb pic: ... I think I'm gonna puke.

While we're enjoying the (yes, it's sarcasm) deep and meaningful interpretations the fans have given us for their wonderful books, I present ... fan art!

Alice

Edward

Jasper

I'm looking into getting this framed

Jacob

Hope you enjoyed walking through the Twilight museum of art today, and that you're not crouching fearfully under you desk. It's over, I promise!

Lmao @ Edward! xD Seriously LIPSTICK?! xD

Well, isn't that what he'd look like in the book? Mwahahahahahahahaha... No wonder Pattinson objected

@sera: haha. though seriously, most of those weren't that bad (if I didn't know what they were from O_o) except edward. he looks like a pissed off cross dresser.

Perhaps he needs to visit Dr. Frank n Furter

I went to Target last night, and there were rather a lot of Twilight-related surprises--unpleasant ones, of course. I discovered that there are Edward and Bella dolls, a Robert Pattinson calendar, and Twilight chocolate hearts--mind you, it's spelled "Cullin" on them, judging from the picture on the packaging. Also, the movies and soundtracks were just all over the shelves... Ew. >.>

Oh, you haven't seen the least of it. When I went to NYC a couple months ago, there was a Twilight store -- entirely devoted to Twilight. There were Edward masks, Edward lamps (no kidding!). I wouldn't have been surprised to see a couch embroidered with Robert Pattinson's face. There was even a life-size cutout of Taylor Lautner shirtless -- and that was just in the front window. I hate to think what horrors might lie deeper inside. *shudders*

...Ew. Sounds like Nightmare Fuel to me. o_O

Haha ... I bet the store was selling this:

Edward Shrine

@ipink: O_O! I have no words.

@sera: FALSE IDOL! BURN IT WITH FIRE! DX

Though THIS is a true sign of twilight madness. (seriously man. why the heck would you make THAT?)

Congratulations. You've just won your very own stalker!- sccarrryy.

Researching her baby.
Here you go
It can move so not a potato, right?
What else has 48 chromosomes....
A CHIMPANZEE
So her baby is a primate, stubborn like Bella and agile (hahaha) like Edward

@KTC: That first pic was... different. Really, REALLY different. Who would do that? O_O The second pic made me laugh. Go RPattz. You get to have thousands of teenage girlfriends- at least, your stickers do. =0