http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php

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lol!

"You and me put on a bad romance" = "My experience is sad." or "I sat in a bad novel"

its like online telephone haha.

I tried it with "I am awesome. Poke." and 54 translations later it became: "We are marketing mistake" ??O____________O??

"So sun let your rays leave us inspired"

...10 translations later we get:

"Until last week we left our inspiration"

...25 translations later we get:

"So last week, inspiring us all"

...54 translations later we get:

"Fire last week, a" ((Um, what??))

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Thanks for the link, I'm sure to be kept entertained for a while, haha.

I speak English and the "Lady Gaga" line left me puzzled... the translation was equally of little help... perhaps I'm just at the age that everything spoken by those under 30 needs to be translated

I just tried; "What comes around goes around." and the response was; "What a comma."

Thankfully, I'm not relying on this translator

LOL, I could waste lots of time one with this one.

I tried two common phrases in stories:

"once upon a time"
- 10 (and 25) translations later
"long"
- 54 translations later
"length"

"happily ever after"
- 10 translations later
"fortunately, since"
- 25 translations later
"fortunately"
- 54 translations later
"good luck"

LOL!! This was hilarious
I tries a few sentences with it and these results came out :
1."Alice got lost in wonderland"

...54 translations later we get:

"Air .. RSS for Wrong" o.O (Is that supposed to mean something? XD

2."Alice got lost in wonderland"

...10 translations later we get:

"I went to heaven, "Alice errors" lmao! XD

3."If you could live forever, what would you live for?"

...25 translations later we get:

"If you live forever, what?"

4."Nobody lives forever, you morons" (from daeva's twilight poster) XD

...54 translations later we get:

"How to live forever" ?_?

This is really cool for entertainment purposes lmao! I had quite a good laugh

Here's another one that I tried

Common sense -- 54 translations later -- United States

I don't understand that one at all.

Original text:

"Sky Mistress"

...54 translations later we get:

"Uranus"




That is so creepy, and yet so accurate.

@Bryce: You misunderstand. What this site does is to translate the phrase into another language, then translate the translation into yet ANOTHER language, so on and so forth. Once it got back to English, apparently the original meaning has been lost in the way.

I tried "daeva Agas" and it became "But Dave". LOLwhut.

"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which often results"

...54 translations later we get:

"And my heart is true in many font, machine translation tools. It makes sense. (True l) characters."

O_o!!!!

(Song lyrics as I hear 'em.)

"I need you still, forever and always." --> Enlarge. XDD

"I'd carry you like the weight of the world." --> Density in the world.

"There was a time when I fought my mind." --> Type back.

I don't even know. Lol.

My heart will go on --> Heart
Seven deadly sins --> Seven sins of death (now that wasn't so bad)
Axis Powers Hetalia --> If Hetal
Crack pairing --> The best combination (O_____O So THAT'S why I love crack pairings more than canon pairings)
Amaranthia --> The charity first
Sun priest --> My dad is still alive (now considering Dameon's history in the game, this is very ironic)
Dragostea Din Tei (numa numa thing song) --> Taekvondo growth Q 'Era peaceful world

This translator is surely an epic fail. :/

Seriously, after 54 translations of Tivo (my Senshi name), the result is Council? O_O I've searched for Tivo before and the usual outcomes would be a cable TV? (XD) and Tivoli.

AV characters fun (all at 54 translations):

Rhen --> Robbery
Lars --> FrontPage
Galahad --> Girl
Elini --> Body
Te'ijal --> Upload'ijal
Dameon --> Alerts
Vata --> February
Eithera --> The
Daena --> On holiday
Rashnu --> Slave (somebody call Tei and show her this)
Vohu Manah --> Grant (lobo
Armaiti --> Tool
Agas --> Parade
Zarich --> Buy
Indra --> Six (at 25 translations it was "Zeus"
Saurva --> Court
Aesma --> Emma and test methods

The ones I missed out either did not change, turned into something that's practically the same thing with minor spelling changes, or turned into something that completely makes no sense.

well, no one had to call me, agas, i found this topic on my own XD XD XD

this is really amusing!!!

...hmm...i wonder what happens if i....hmm...

Tei-->construction XD XD XD

how the--?

this is pretty amusing, agas XD

(and, because i'm curious, nanghaithya --> Nanghaithia, which (if i'm not mistaken) is actually an alternate spelling of the daeva's name in persian mythology XD XD XD)

Yeah, that's why I missed out Nanghaithya. And Tawrich turned into something that... cannot be read so I missed that one out too. Pirate John didn't change and Ahriman only became Ahirman.

Seriously, that "Crack pairing" --> "The best combination" is my personal fave. Just... WHAT???

"Lie to me"
...10 translations later we get:
"Leave"
...25 translations later we get:
"Holiday"
...54 translations later we get:
"Stop"

Huh? And after two or three translations, it's 'Let me'. I can see how 'leave' might get translated into 'holiday' but the other translations make me go what??

LOL this is fun!

after 54 translations-

No Pain no gain - Disease (O_O )

kbljkl - kbljkl (huh?? No help lol)

Eternal Eden (yeah you guessed right, its a game) - In the eternal

Note- If the following translations offend you then do PM me and i will remove the one which offends you. This is just for fun but if it offends you then do tell me. I don't wanna spoil anyone's fun.

(No offence but i have one word- LOOOOL)
Note- SOmething was written in urdu or maybe some other language before europe.I wasn't able to understand it so i just copied Euorpe._

Valkyriet - Europe

Valkyriet - Valkyries (Wow! We can't stop one valy-poo. Who will stop so many XDD jk jk jk

Shaz - Shadow (Aisling, Your wish (somewhat) came TRUE!!

Aisling - Pressure

These were the one after 54 translations(max)

Now i present the 24 translations -

Aisling - Oh, Ping Plug (Sorry again!)

Shaz - Shadow (Again!)

No pain no gain - No, no, pain (Someone wants no pain xDD)

Now lets pull the leg of this translator(After all it has pulled legs of so many ppl XDD) -
(After 25 translations) Bad Translator - Compile Error(It really seems so)

Bad Translator - Failure to collect (Collect what?? your Burgers? Beware. Cats are going crazy and snatching and eating everyone's cheese burgers )

LOOL Okay. i am tired now. So i am stopping it here. I again ask to DO PM me if anything offends someone. I will surely remove it. I don't wanna spoil anyone's fun

"Live, laugh, love"...10 translations: "Life, love, laughter," 25 & 54 translations "Life, love, joy." It swapped 'love' and 'laugh,' but stayed pretty much the same.

"Talk radio" become just "Radio"

"Ashen Eclipse" becomes 'Corn Eclipse' (10) "Eclipse Maize" (25) and "Real" (54)... Somewhere in between we also get 'Con Eclipse'... So it's a fake eclipse? haha.