He should go with Iya!

Grreat update
And he should go with rye.. wait, is that even an ending? xD

Iya: *uses magic*

G1: *dies*

G2: Yeah, what he did! *dies*

hahaha, okay this just made my day
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Iya sounds good, I mean I agree with matri on this one

Thanks!

Hmm . . . custom ending slowly forming in my brain

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Ean: Ooo cool place you found Iya!

Iya: Yeah, it is, but should I lock the door?

Voice: Hey, do you think that the elf found this door that is a secret escape?

Other Voice: How would she find a ridiculously obvious door in the place where she goes every day? Let's go.

Iya: I don't think I have to lock the door . . . but I will anyways. *uses magic*

Ean: I want my real clothes. *puts on chlothes*

Iya: I need new clothes but those other clothes that I magically found in the chest make me look ugly. I think I'll make pretty clothes using my brain power. *uses brainpower*

Ean: Hey, look! *clothes appear*

Iya: YAY! *puts them on* There, now I am pretty. Let's go!

Ean: Hey Iya, what does this switch do?

Iya: I don't care! Let's find out! *pulls*

Genie: You pulled my switch! What is your wish?

Iya: We want to get out of here!

Genie: Okay! *teleports to house* Now you don't have to fight the annoying wiverns that eat you and munch on you and have you for a yummy yummy snacky-poo!

Iya: Ooookay . . . bye! *runs away*

Ean: Ooo . . . I'm feeling faint . . .

Iya: Good, now I don't have to pass out and act all stupid and weak. Let's go, Ean! *drags Ean to house and knocks on door*

Old Lady: Hi I'm the oracle and I wanna tell you a prophecy! Ean did you know I'm your great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother? That's why I talk a lot so now listen to me because there is this prophecy that you will save the world, blah blah blah, defeat the snow queen, blah blah blah, find nymphs and unite kingdoms. Also Ean you gotta stay with Iya for reasons unknown.

Ean: LOLwhut?

Iya: Thanks you, oracle, and forgive your . . . err . . . grandson for his teensie tiny brains. Bye! *leaves*

Ean: Can we stop now because we have to sleep sometime, right?

Iya: Zzzzz . . . zzzzz . . .

Ean: Goodbye for now and remember, this is not a game show!

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xD
Still soo funny xD

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Ean: Can we stop now because we have to sleep sometime, right?

Iya: Zzzzz . . . zzzzz . . .

Ean: Goodbye for now and remember, this is not a game show!
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xD
Since when could ean say one word without being dump? xD

Also, it Wrywern(I think) Not Wiverns. But i'm not 100% sure.
Anyways, it doesn't matter, i'm just a perfectionist.

It's Wyvern.XD And two things from the last two updates made me laugh to death:
Iya:*uses magic*
G1:*dies*
G2:Yea,what he did!*dies*
That one cracked me up!

And the second is:
Iya: Good, now I don't have to pass out and act all stupid and weak. Let's go, Ean! *drags Ean to house and knocks on door*
Lol!XD

Comey Oney Indra!
Update update update!
I can't wait!!!

This is realy funny. You are very creative

Thanks matri and yoyo and . . . uh . . . all you other people that I'm too lazy to name!

I'm so sorry, but I'm so darn busy with everything that I have absolutely no time to update.


I'm Soooooooo sorry!

o w o i love this story xD please write more *coughinyourfreetimecough*

OH MY GOD LET'S ALL FREAK OUT CAUSE I'M UPDATING THIS!!!!

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Chapter 5

Ean: *wakes up* *gags*

Iya: Ean, are you okay?

Ean: Ack! *chokes*

Iya: Did . . . did you lose your voice?

Ean: *nods*

Iya: Where's the champaign?! Where are the party hats?! Where are the streamers?! 'Cause it's . . . PARTY TIME! *does victory dance*

Rye: *appears out of nowhere* Did someone say . . . ppppppaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttyyyyyy?!

Iya: What do you think?

Rye: Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeessss!!! *does moon walk*

Iya: Do you wanna come with us?

Rye: Oh yeeeeeeeeeah, baby!

Iya: Great! Let's go!

Ean: Hey! I regained my voice! Now for a rant! When I lost my voice for five minutes, I realized something. I can transform, but I need transfigurines, so we will go to a place with an opera and siiiiiiiiiing my way to the beast transfigurine with a cool waaaaave and even a--

Iya: Bye!

Rye: Nnnnnnnooooooooo!!! You are theeeeeee only thing keeping me ssssssaaaaaannnnnnnne!!!

Iya: *hugs Rye* Of course! You're so . . . manly!!!

Rye: Mmmmmm-hmmmmmmm. Whaaaaaatever!

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Lulz this is soo funny!!

Thanks, BrokenSky!

Riiiiiiiiiiiigghhhhhhttttt,yeeeeeeah,thiiis issss
fuuuuunnnnnnyyyyy,if you get what I mean! XD Lol!

Whoah, just take a look at this...
This is a great parody!
Although it's me or what, but Ean's Mom did acknowledge Iya when she's saying about the biscuit thing
Ean being all rant and weak..
Ahaha, why didn't you make the Snow Queen fails to take Iya and grabs Ean instead? XDD

@kenneth: XD I totally get it. I DID write this, y'know

@shadowshed: Yeah, Ean's mom did say something about it but . . . who cares.

Snow Queen instead grabs Ean . . .why the heck didn't I think of that?! Haha, you're funny.

Well, actually i do a bit care. But whatever.
And, since you made Iya stands out stronger that Ean, why don't their position changed as well? XD

Ean dressed drag,like a princess?! That should be interesting! XD

Ean's souls fled away to every holes and he is going to be saved by the Iya who never passes the 'waking up elder tree'.
Oh, just remember, Iya went strong only cuz her power was awaken by that queen.. Or just leave them be some tormented couple? XDDD *evil thoughts*

Shadow,I can't say how W-R-O-N-G sounded the first part,really! XD