I re-played this game (again) so hopefully I'll get everything right . . .

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CHAPTER 1

Text Box: Do you want a tutorial? Yes/No

Ean: No. Why would the super awesome me need a super awesome tutorial?

TB: Shut it, elf boy.

Ean: Yes, oh mighty one.

TB: Now, tutorial or- oh dear, I have a doctor's appointment. Tata!

Ean: Look, Ma, I scared it away.

Mom: Go get Iya and stop boasting.

Ean: But mommmmm-

Mom: Shut it, elf boy.

Ean: Yes, oh mighty mother.

(LATER BY THE TREE)

Iya: I failed my test again. Oh well.

Ean: Aren't you dissapointed?

Iya: Nah. Who cares about singing? *starts texting*

Ean: We don't have phones, Iya. Here, let me help. *destroys phone* Aren't I amazing?

Iya: Nah. *pulls out another phone*

Ean: Okay, who are you texting, oh lesser one?

Iya: Oh, a few people. Row, Nisa, your mom, my sister, my grandmother, your-

Ean: Your lesser grandmother has a phone?

Iya: Well, duh. Everyone in the Vale does! Don't you have one?

Ean: Uh, no.

Iya: OMG, Ean. U r so stpd.

Ean: What?

Iya: I sd, u r stpd. OMG, I, like, can't believe ur, like, my friend.

Ean: That's the end of the chapter folks! In the next chapter I show awesome awesome awesome heroism!

Iya: You, like, don't.

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Opinions?

I'm getting a Prussia-ish vibe from Ean.

And Iya talks like Poland.

/hetaliaftw

This is hilarious, by the by. xD

Thanks

And since I'm pretty bored right now, I'll do another chapter of this.

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CHAPTER 2

(At the Vale)

Ean: Let's go get a quest from my lesser mother!

Iya: Why? I'll just text her. What do u wnt us 2 do?

Ean: What?

Iya: Like, OMG Ean.

Ean: I still don't understand this lower texting.

Iya: Well, how to explain this so YOU'LL understand. Texting is a high form of cummunication that all great beings use to talk to one another.

Ean: Oh, I gotta get one of those magic devices!

Iya: Ur mom txtd bck.

Ean:

Iya: *sigh* I bet if I talked like that to, like, anyone else in the Vale, they would, like, understand. Your mom said I have a, like, quest so you should, like, go get me a, like, honeycomb. But she said it without the, like, likes.

Ean: How dare you confuse the almighty me?!

Iya: Just, like, follow me.

(In the woods)

Ean: I don't get why I should follow you.

Iya: Because I'm the only one who, like, makes sense.

Ean: That was ironic.

Iya: What? How? See what I, like, mean about me making, like, sense?

Ean: No!!!

Iya: Well, anyways, we're at the behive.

Ean: I will face the vicious bees! Stand back, helpless damsel while I go claim the treasure!

Iya: Whatever. *starts texting* OMG, Ean! Row got his teddy bear stolen, by, like, Nisa! OMG, she's, like, five years younger!

Ean: Shut up, damsel! *goes into the hive*

Iya: OMG, two of the elders are together!!! OMG!!!

Ean: *comes back covered in rad - excuse me - red welts* WAAAHHHH!!! Iya, the bees sting! And I broke a nail!!! WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Iya: Urgh, shut it, elf boy.

Ean: Yes oh great one.

Iya: *goes into the honeycomb*

Ean: Oh dear. She will never come out alive! Oh, I must tell her mother she's dead. Oh dear.

Iya: *comes out dragging a sack of dead bees behind her* Seriously, Ean? That was easy. And I wasn't even, like-

(cellphone vibrates)

Iya: OMG, Ean!!! Okay, so Row is all like, "Nisa stole my teddy bear!" and Nisa is all like, "Row is soo pathetic!" so then Row's mom is like, "Hey, where'd the teddy bear go?!" Isn't that, like, so weird?

Ean: You're weird.

Iya: No, Row and Nisa are.

Ean: You're weird.

Iya: No, Row and Nisa are.

Ean: You're weird.

Iya: No, Row and Nisa are.

Ean: You're weird.

Iya: No, Row and Nisa are.

Me: OMG, I've got them in, like, an infinite loop! More coming later!

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Gosh! This Rocks!

I'm laughing like hell..

Witted-ly written, Ari-chan ^^

Thanks you two!

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CHAPTER 3

Iya: So, like, Row txtd me, and I ws lk "OMG, wt the hck?! So I tld Ean and he sd "Wt?"

Ean's Mom: Wt?! Y?

Iya: Cz he's stpd.

Ean: Will you cut it out yet guys?

Iya: Urgh, yr no fn.

Ean: Fin or fun?

Iya: OMG, you could figure it out. Well, anyways here's your honeycomb.

Ean: Well, Iya, it's been a long day. Oh, look outside! You'd better get going! Bye!

Iya: But it's still-

Ean: *shoves out door*

EM: Hey, we were text-talking.

Ean: Boo hoo, lesser one!

EM: What did you just say?!?!?!

Ean: I'm going to my room.

(later in some dreamy-land place)

Iya: Where, like, am I? Ah, whatever. *pulls out phone*

Snow Queen: Hello, lesser one!

Iya: Hey. You sound like Ean. Oh, by the way, I'm not getting wifi connection.

SQ: Don't you want to sing, lesser one?

Iya: Nah. I just want wireless.

SQ: Come with me and get unlimited texting and calling for only $3.99 a month!

Iya: Could I get in touch with Row and Nisa?

SQ: Sure!

Iya: How 'bout Ean?

SQ: Are you insane?! NO!!!

Iya: Deal deal deal deal deal!!!!

SQ:

Iya: What's with the sign?

SQ: I dunno. Let's go!

(in some other dreamy-place)

Ean: Iya, you need saving?

Iya: Nah. I'm good.

Ean: IIIIIYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(Ean's house)

EM: Good morning. I got a text from Iya:

Hi! Having lots of fun with my phone! Guess what? I got unlimited texting and calling for only $3.99 a month!

Ean: How'd she get such low prices?!!? Also, what's calling? And what's wrong with the world?

EM: That this chapter is ended now!

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OMG! This is epic.

Thank you ^^

Lol, Ean is kinda EVIL here XD (?)

I guess you can say that

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CHAPTER . . . 4?

Ean: *wakes up* I gotta show awesomeness and save Iya!

EM: Oh whatever. She's having a great time.

Ean: How do you know?

EM: How I no? I no cz im awsmr thn u.

Ean: ???

EM:

Ean: *runs outside faster than you can say "im awsmr thn u"* Ooooh, whitey-ness

Ean's Dad: Hello, my boy. Fine weather, eh?

Ean: Yeah I guess . . . good weather for awesomness!

ED:

Ean: *runs*

Nisa: Hi Ean! You're very heroic . . . I like you!

Ean: Shut up, damsel!

Nisa:

Ean: *runs to elders*

Elder 1: What is it?

Ean: There's this thing going on where someone talks to me and I say something then they get all like and are evil!

E1:

Ean: Eeeeek!!! E2, what do I do?

E2: Go to the elder oak.

Ean: But only singers can open it!

E2:

Ean: Alright, E3, what's the last part of this?

E3: Who's E3?

Ean: *points at elder 3*

E3: Oh. You can do it if you're problem is great enough!

Ean: Yes it is! I have the faces!

E3:

Ean: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! *runs to elder oak* Umm . . . hey tree. Did you know I'm awesome?

Elder Oak: . . .

Ean: *singing* Oh elder oak, I have a problem! I need to go to the-

Bird: *chirps in distance*

Ean: Shut it bird!

Bird: Tweet tweet tweet, tweettweettweet. (it's all part of the game, Sweetheart!)

Ean: Oh. Tweet?

Bird: Tweet tweet. (I will go) *goes*

Ean: *singing* Open up, sweet lesser tree!

EO: God, kid, shut up!

Ean: Why?

EO:

Ean: You too?

EO: *Opens portal* Get in.

Ean: *touches portal* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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OMG~ This is just going crazy

I love this parody~

Thanks very much ^^

If you like it, could you take just a sec to comment? It's nice to know what more than two people think, ya know?

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Ean: AAAAAAAAAHHHH! Aaaaa- *ahem* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!A- Oh, I'm here. The land of man. They will soon see my awesomness, too. *grabs a canoe* I don't know where this came from or what to do with it! Yippeee!!!!

(Later, at the river)

Ean: I will put the canoe over in the water and swim and drag it behind me!

(many hours of this pointless task later)

Ean: Whew. Well, I got no intstructions from the tree, so . . . Let's go in! *walks to Ryva I think it's called* Hi, lady!

Lady: *giggles* Hello, handsome!

Ean: Shut it, damsel. Let me do the talking.

Lady: WTH r u talkn bout?

Ean: WTH r ru talkn bout?

Lady: Im talkn bout wt Im talkn bout.

Ean: Me 2.

Lady: Impressive. You can txt tlk!

Ean: Whut?

Lady: Urgh, what-ever! *walks away*

Ean: Okay, that was weird. Well, hello fat farm lady!

Fat Far Lady: Are you talkin' ta me? Are ya?

Ean: Yes. Um, no. Well . . . I'm talking to you're dog!

FFL: I don't have a dog . . .

Ean: Oh, tata, gotta run! Bye bye. *runs and bumps into Ean . . . um, Rye*

Rye: Are you . . . real?

Ean: Are you . . . paranoid?

Rye: Are you . . . a spy from Shaenlir? Yes . . . yes you are! *yelling* CITIZENS OF RYVA, THIS IS A SPY FROM SHAENLIR!!!!

Man: Yeah, and pigs fly!

Rye: Really? AND PIGS FLY, FOLKS! But . . . I have to keep a close . . . eye on you, got . . . it?

Ean: Under . . . stood.

Rye: Go . . . od.

Ean: Go od?

Rye: No . . . good.

Ean: Ummm, bye! *runs all the way to Shaenlir* Wow. How'd I do that?

Text Box: You didn't! You're not even at Shaenlir!

Ean: Oh . . .

TB: Yeah. That's right. By the way, want a tutorial?

Ean: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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LOL! I'm loving this~

I like conspiracy theory Rye!

Thanks you two. New chapters coming in a few hours.

Okies! New chapter.

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Ean: I guess I have to walk to Shaenlir . . . Off I go! . . . Hmph . . . urgh . . .

Me: Sorry, but I'm going to skip Ean going to Shaenlir, due to . . . well, you know, his constant-

Ean: WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!

Me: -singing. Also, his-

Ean: WHEN THE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN! *falls*

Me: -falling. And lastly, his-

Ean: I'm so heroic! *muscles flex* Uh-huh! You just saw that, oh yeah!

Me: *wince* -"muscles". So skip ahead six hours. Doo-da-looooo . . . weee!!! Bye bye!

Ean: So this is Shaenlir!

Man: No duh!

Other Man: Hey, were you that guy singing "we're off to see the wizard?"

Ean: Yes!

OM: Well, can you accept the part of Dorothy in my play?

Ean: YES!!!

OM: Okay, it's in Thais. Pop in once in a while for rehearsals. See you there!

Ean: O_____O

Man: Hey, look at this guy's face! It's all like O____0

Ean: *walks to castle*

Guards: ZZZzzzzz . . .

Ean: Well, that was easy! *opens door and goes to Iya's room*

Iya: Hey, Ean!

Ean: Hey! You want rescuing?

Iya: Yeah, I guess . . . guess what?! The Snow Queen made her prices higher - $7.99 a month! I mean, like, seriously?

Ean: Who?

Iya: What?

Ean: Where, when, how, why?

Iya: What?

Ean: You already sadi that.

Iya: Sadi?

Ean: Said.

Iya: Oh . . . I didn't know you could make typos in your speech . . . whatever! Let's go! Oh, and also, I met this guy named Rye of Facebook and he's, like, awesome!

Ean: I met him too . . . he seems a bit . . . whacko.

Iya: What, like, ever. Follow me in the next chapter!

Ean: Remember folks, Amaranthia chat will always be with you!

Iya: What?

Ean: Who, when, how, why-

Iya: We'll see you soon!

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Comments?

This is the most hilarious chapter~

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Umm...*ahem* I like the new chapter. How DARE SQ raise her prices?!

Thanks you two! More later!