The recession affects Wicked Witches and Wickedness Nymphs? I didn't know that...

Gavin: I'm so hot.



That line is halarious beyond words. And just the way that it was just randomly placed there!

Hehehehe... another short one....
Bogwood
Iya: So, uh, now we don't have to do anything about Mimsy?
Nicholas: idk
Ean: ...We need to go to that other elf place...
Emma: Do we, like, have to?
Ava: NYARGH! *attacks Emma*
Rye:

Emma: Do we, like, have to?
Ava: NYARGH! *attacks Emma*
Hilarious! Why exactly did Ava attack Emma, tho?

BTW, I hope you don't mind if I use the 'Uses Like Too Much' idea on Te'ijal in my Av1 Parody.

@CAAAAT: Why did Ava attack Emma? You'll have to find out! As for a valley girl Te'ijal, Sure!

This sounds interesting...

BTW, thanks.

I play Aveyond2 have a drill, and now is that there is no one .. so if there is exercise, it can be nebody ü

*triumphant music plays* Ha ha! I am not dead!
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World Map
Ean: Y'know, in every other Aveyond game they give you a world map. But what do they give you in this one? Nada! Nilch! The Big O!
Iya: And...?
Ean: Are we not good enough? Do we not deserve a map? I think we do! Especially with Rye as our navigator!
Rye:
Ean: And it's not like Ava is any better! And she is a pirate! Aren't pirates supposed to be good navigators, or something?
Ava: About that... I have a confession to make...
Emma: Like, just spit it, like, out!
Ava: I'm not actually a pirate, I'm a... a... BEAUTY PAGEANT GIRL!
Nicholas: lol
Iya: Ok, I used to pick my nose.
Ean: Iya, you still pick your nose.
Iya: Oh, yeah, right.
Nicholas: FAIL
Emma: Shouldn't we, like, be, like, saving the, like, world or something?
Rye:
Iya: Meh, it'll wait, it's not that important, right?
Ava: And she's the Chosen One, eh?
Nicholas: im scared...

Ean: Y'know, in every other Aveyond game they give you a world map. But what do they give you in this one? Nada! Zilch! The Big O!
Iya: And...?
Ean: Are we not good enough? Do we not deserve a map? I think we do! Especially with Rye as our navigator!
Rye:

Ava: I'm not actually a pirate, I'm a... a... BEAUTY PAGEANT GIRL!

Emma: Shouldn't we, like, be, like, saving the, like, world or something?
Iya: Meh, it'll wait, it's not that important, right?

That chapter = times 1,700!

Stardale Glen
Ean: Whew! We finally got somewhere!
Iya: And without dying!
Ean: ...
Nicholas: lol
Rye:
Emma: There's a, like, sign up, like, ahead.
Ava: Well, is anyone gonna read it?
Iya: I never got past 2nd grade.
Ean: A and Z confuse me.
Nicholas: idk how 2 read
Emma: Like, no.
Gavin: I’m too hot to read.
Ava: ...
Rye:
Iya: He's saying he can read.
Ava: Rye is a mute freak, I don't think he'll be of much help. And, Iya, how can you understand Rye , but not be able to read?
Iya: Ionno.
Nicholas: roflol
Ava: Well, I can read.
Ean: Well?
Ava: Well what?
Ean: What does it say?!?
Ava: Ooooh! It says 'Stardale Glen'.
Iya: Cool. Hey, did you hear something?
Ean: It must be the mirror conveniently placed in our backpack. *Ean removes mirror from bag*
Mirror: Hey, guys... this is awkward...
Iya: SNOW QUEEN! YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO EVERYTHING!!!
Snow Queen: I'm just so lonely...
Rye:
Ava: Creeper...
Gavin: I'm just soooooooooooooo hot!
Emma: Like, Snow Queen or, like, whatever, go, like, away!
SQ: *sniff sniff* Fine, I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU!!!
Nicholas: ppl r so weird sumtimes...
Ean: Tell me about it.
Iya: Everybody love my pumpernickels.
World Map
Ean: WE STILL DON'T HAVE A MAP!
Gavin: Don't worry, my good looks will guide us too our destination. Because I'm so hot.
Rye:

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Sorry it's so long...

Hehe, I love how Gavin just keeps pointing out how hot he is. As for the length, I'm glad you posted a longer one than you have been.

@CAAAAT: Thanks for all the comments.

You're welcome. I love this parody.

Aw, thanks.

You're welcome.

... OMG!!! I'm not dead!!! ... really needed to update this... feel free to hate me...
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World Map
Emma: Like, are we, like, lost, like, again?
Gavin: Don’t worry, my-
Ava: GAVIN JUST SHUT UP! HONESTLY, I’VE SEEN ROCKS SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU! Well, except for Rye, he’s pretty smart… anyways, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE WORLD! IF I KNEW ANY BETTER I WOULD THINK YOU WERE ALL A BUNCH OF SCHOOL CHILDREN, NOT THE PEOPLE DESTINED TO SAVE AIA! I WOULD BE SCARED! AND VERYTIME IT SEEMS WE’VE FINALLY ACHIEVED SOMETHING, YOU ALL RUIN IT! AND EVERYTIME YOU GUYS DO THIS, YOU WASTE TIME! AND TIME ISN’T SOMETHING WE CAN AFFORD TO WASTE!
Iya: Wasting time? Says the lady who just YELLED A MONOLOGUE!
Rye:
Nicholas: ikr?
Ean: Look, why don’t we just walk into that small town over there and find out what were going to do next, even though I already know what we are going to do because I read the walkthrough.
Verashema
Elf Lady: Y'all's ain't from around here, is ya?
Iya: None of your bees wax, lady! Heh... bees wax... heh...
Emma: Iya, did you, like, forget your, like, medicine?
Iya: ...Maybe...
Elf Lady: I was just tryin' to be friendly ta y'all, hyuck hyuck!
Rye:
Nicholas: omg u guis!!! i found these goblins we can ttly kill!!!
Iya: Kill stuff? I'M IN!!!
Ean: WE CAN'T!
Ava: Why not? It worked last time.
Ean: Because we haven't looked at that darn cliff yet, trying to get to that abandoned city place, only to discover it's a frickin' wall of ROCK! And stupid Rye used all the dynamite.
Gavin: It doesn't matter, because I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot!
Ava: Gavin... don't make me get the frying pan...

Iya: None of your bees wax, lady! Heh... bees wax... heh...
Emma: Iya, did you, like, forget your, like, medicine?
Iya: ...Maybe...

Yay, you finally updated!

yay for NEVER updating.
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Shivendale Woods
Iya: *singing* Walking through the forest, looking for some trolls, walking through the forest, gonna kill some trolls! La la la!
Ean: Why don’t we just use your singing to kill the trolls?
Ava: It makes sense.
Gavin: I can sing good because I’m hot!
Ava: Why don’t you go look in that river Gavin, ok?
Gavin: Yay! I’m gonna look at the prettiest person in the world!
Emma: Like, what’s, like, wrong with, like, him?
Rye:
Nicholas: look, trolls! lol
Iya: Hmph! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Troll 1: Wait, wait! We can explain!
Ean: Iya, let’s listen to them… maybe they have a potholder I can have…
Troll 2: Blue haired one has much weird friends. He he. Make troll laugh hard.
Emma: So, like, what was it you, like, wanted to, like, tell, like, us?
Troll 1: Well, um, we were, er, uh-
Serendipity: What he’s trying to tell you is that I was on vacation and these guys were my bodyguards so that nobody would bug me. NOW WHADDYA WANT?!?
Ava: We were wondering if you could-
Gavin: Guys! Guys! I was looking at my totally hot self, when a fish jumped up and slapped me in the face! What a jerk!
Rye:

BWAHAHAHAHAH!

My gods, that was a long pause between updates...

I love the new chapter!

Gavin: Guys! Guys! I was looking at my totally hot self, when a fish jumped up and slapped me in the face! What a jerk!

BWAHAAHAHAHA!

Sorry about that...