This is pretty simple. Just take the wish above you and corrupt it in any way that you desire with your black, evil heart.

EXAMPLE:

Player 1: I wish that I had a pet turtle.

Player 2: Granted, you now have a pet turtle, which comes with a pet shark that eats you and your turtle.

I wish I was a singer.


I'll start with my wish:

I wish I could stop laughing right now.

Alright, off with your voice.

I wish i had a portal gun.

Granted. But the gun is a toy.

I wish I could stop my dog from whining...

Granted, Your dog is now a Howling wolf!

I wish I could play Pokémon my my Iphone.

Granted. Now that's the only thing you can do on it.

I wish it was my birthday tom...

Granted, you are now a Baby and will be born tomorrow.

Umm, where's your wish?

Ah, well.

I wish my hair would grow.

Granted, but it won't stop growing

I wish I would have more money

Granted, your home is on auction.

I wish I had a bow.

Granted. It is a possessed bow that fires arrows at your face constantly.

I wish I was a vaccuum.

Granted, but you have to vacuum up garbage and eat if for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't need glasses.

Granted. Now you can't see.

I wish I wasn't bored...

Granted. You are now swamped with work.

I wish I knew where my flashcard was...

Granted, but your flashcard is the only thing you can read for the rest of your life.

......


I wish I could stop ranting....

Oops. Sorry.

Granted, but you'll never talk/type again!

I wish that I had more duct tape . . .

^^' It's ok.

Granted. But that tape simply isn't sticky.

I wish I wasn't so lazy....

Granted, but you can't stop running.

I wish I got some new math sometime . . .

Granted. Now that's the only thing you can do.

I wish I had another soft toy~

Hey, If math's all I have to do, fine! I love it!

Granted, but it's so soft it smothers you! *shrugs*

I wish I had a pretty shirt.