Granted, but you looked the instructions up online and your computer got a virus.

I wish it would rain money with no negative effects to anyone ever.

Granted. But the money is fake.

I wish I had some glue right now.

Granted, your lips are now glued together.

I wish I had a perfectly safe cup of water, with the cup made of well-shaped quality plastic and with non-toxic water with reasonable-but-healthy levels of all drinking water chemicals.

Wanted. But the water is poisonous.

I wish I didn't have to do so much work today. 3:

Granted, but you are now bored out of your mind.

I wish I didn't have to type this on my mums mobile...

Granted. Now you can't type at all for 10000000 years.

I wish I had a webcam, which wasn't negatively affected in any way, right now.

Granted, but your not allowed to use it.

I wish I didn't have thumb cramps...

Granted. Now.. Uh.. You'll die? o__O

I wish I had something to wish right now.

Granted, you now have millions of things to wish for and have a nervous break down trying to decide what to wish for.

I wish it was Christmas already...

Granted. Everyone went insane trying to buy gifts which they hadn't realized they would need so soon.

I wish my eyebrows were cleanly shaved off.

@An - How can it be poisonous and nontoxic?

Granted, but you grew a unibrow a second after.

I wish it were Tuesday

I think she may have missed that part...

@Magus- I missed it. >.>

Granted. But the world ends on Tuesday.

I wish I was immortal.

Granted, but you're now cursed with constant agony.

I wish I could stay in bed all day

Granted. But you're glued in ONE position in the bed.

I wish I was hungry...

Granted. You are now starving to death and millions of miles from anything that you can survive eating.

I wish I had the upcoming Avengers movie on DVD already.

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish my game would load already.

Granted. Your game is now horrible and small enough to load in twelve seconds.

I wish I knew what the alien in Super 8 looked like.

Granted, but now you are blind.

I wish I wasn't so lazy

Granted, you becae so hardworking you died of exhaustion.

I wish I could think of a good idea for a new set which I could make without exhausting my brain.

Granted, but someone told you their Idea and you copied it so now their suing you.

I wish my wrists weren't sore...