Anyway! This one might be just so-so because I have writers block.

Dinner? Or Dead.
Part 8


We sailed back to the eastern empire. We really didn’t have anything to do, we had to Find Dameon, and we didn’t know where he was, so we could enjoy our selves while searching around the whole world. There were only like two hundred witches and vampires about to kill everyone. So we had time.

We went to Veldarah everyone went about getting items and other thing that they wanted. I saw Rhen just standing outside of a store waiting for Te’ijal to come out, so I walked up to her.

“Rhen! I found the neatest little restaurant its right by the cliff it seams like you can see the whole world! It has tables that look right out you can see the sun setting and everything! maybe we could see someone like I don't know... Dameon from there” I blurted. I really had a lack of courage then. I really should have taken a breath, instead of saying it all at once. Wanted to spend time with my friends before we all died.

She accepted to my relief.

It was the best dinner I’ve ever had the view, was amazing, but the best part was that it I was with Rhen, Like the best friend I've ever had. We laughed so hard Rhen started to tear, everything seamed to be in slow motion as she tossed the hair out of her face, her smile was enchanting. Huh, I wonder if it was just me of was Dameon messing with me brian.

We were having the time of our lives when the whole party came and ruined it! I felt like punching one of them, but I couldn’t do that, Rhen would probably get mad at me. A sudden pain shot up my back and into my brain, Dameon was back.

I fell to the floor, passed out. Everything seemed to ruin my time with people, epically when Dameon tried to kill me. It felt like my brain had been blown up into a billion pieces this time. My eyes opened, though they looked glazed over. I was still unconscious, the pain was growing, I saw a picture of a knife stabbing me, and my friends around me dead, and I was soon to join them.


I felt myself being laid on a bed. Rhen was staring into my eyes, she had knelt down resting her folded arms on the bed, and she settled her chin on her arms. She was in tears. It must of really looked like I was dead because I herd Elini say ”he’s gone” and she rested her hand on Rhen’s shoulder. The rest of the group walked away, Rhen sat on the bed and berried her face on one of my cloak’s sleeves. I hate getting sobbed on!

“Lars... don’t die. Wake up Lars...” she sobbed and wouldn’t stop. If I could tell her something, anything it would be: shut up and stop crying! I am DIEING here!

She finally quit crying and leaned down. “Good night Lars, forever.” She whispered and one last tear fell onto me.

She thought I was dead. I couldn’t stand it I had to get Dameon out of my head right now! Before I like DIED for reals, forever. I took a spell and replayed it in my head, I did it to my self, It would kill whatever Dameon was attacking at that moment, all I knew was that my emotions were free from Dameon’s attack at that moment so what ever he was attacking it was ok for it to die. Emotions? Still asking what is WRONG with me! If I was being the normal Lars I would only really care if it was my smarts, or powers.

It shot through my mind, I herd It hit something and a pain shot through my head, Dameon had screamed, and had left my mind.

Color rushed into my body again, I started blinking, and I took in a deep breath, as life surged into me again. Rhen turned around and shouted “Lars!” she ran over to me and gave me a huge hug.

I will remind myself when I am practally still DEAD not to let a armored person hug me. Lets just say it... Hurts.
There was still something missing, I just didn’t know what.

Winter wonder Land/1
Part 9

We were all sitting down at a table in a cozy kitchen, It is snowing, not just around northern areas but in Sedona too where we were. We all had hot chocolate and there was a Christmas tree in the corner. Everyone was in a festive mood. We were taking turns telling our childhood, it was Te’ijal turn now.

“I was about a strange child I always was escaping to try and make it to the upper world. I loved the light, once my mother my father, Rallite, Kemmie, Gendal, And I all went on vacation to the over world, at night time of course. We had been exploring and hadn’t noticed the time. Thankfully we were close to the entrance to the under world, but hen the sun rose my family ran, I was the youngest and didn’t know why, I stared straight at this strange thing in the sky and thought it was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. I was suddenly grabbed by my older sister Kemmie, but I was so memorized I wouldn’t move, and of course my sister couldn’t leave me behind, so she got my eldest brother Rallite to come and help her. I still wouldn’t budge, so they picked my up and threw me into my father’s arms. But the gateway was sealed to the under world, and we never saw my to eldest siblings ever again. You see Vampires going into the sun can have two effects; it can either kill you or turn you into a human. So for all I know they still could be out there. After that my mother died from sorrow. And my father died in a battle. So we went to live with my uncle and aunt. They, are rich popular snobs, and treated me like dirt compared to Gendal and there two kids Fallor, and Jayleen. So I spent all my time exploring and reading books about the over world. I finally made friends with a human her name was Nizera, she would come to the gate and pear in, I had spent many happy hours standing there looking at the sun. I went there every day and visited my friend until one day she didn’t appear I suppose she had died for she was now 88. So I got a home and then you people came along.” Te’ijal’s story was very sad, I never herd her say she had drank a human’s blood before.

They moved on to the story of Pirate Johns story. He had stowed away on a ship and gotten cot by a dragon rider, the rider was in need of someone to study under his trade, so if John accepted he would not turn him in. So when the rider died, he was 9 and went to live with his older sister, until he broke her favorite dish and she sent him away to boarding school at the age of 12 he escaped that and got chased by the law. He then had to spend days working that the docks, he was then the age of 15 where he sailed around the world with his best friend and when his friend died at sea, there was a storm and he was found washed up at a shore the next morning, At the age of 19. He started working with the Dragons again, but after he sold a scale for some food money, they wouldn’t except him anymore, by then he was 25. A few years later he was put in jail for cheating at 10 different card games and stealing a ship. When we found him. I’m surprised now to learn all this, and to thing we actually accepted him into our party!


A maid came into the room with a plate of cookies, they looked great. Rhen was sitting next to me holding my arm; she was still scared about what had happened to me. I would have to remember to get her a locket I saw in a shop window for Christmas. And maybe a dress for Christmas ... Maybe I should take her to the Christmas Eve ball... Well that’s something to consider.

I bit into the cookie, it was chocolate chip, right out of the oven, everything seemed to clear and it was like an untouched hill of snow, silently sparkling. I realized I was looking out side. The hills outside the place we were eaten looked perfect. Rhen turned her head too; we all had the same idea. Snowball fight.

Hiccup: when you were trying to tell me and rhi the Albuquerque song by Weird Al. You had this hilarious voice...like the Farmer from AV3...idk which part....you know???

I love Mad Marge's background story.

I know! Its so hilarious, and the way she tells it!

THANKS! (Yes, I love mad marge's background story too...)





Winter wonder land/ 2
Part 10

Rhen looked back at me, we both stood up and raced out side. “Last one out is a rotten egg,” Rhen yelled.

When she turned to face me on top a tiny hill she was confronted with a snowball on her face. She wiped the snowball of and started to run after me with a huge snowball that was grasped in one of her gloved hands.

Elini and Te’ijal came running out of the door fallowed be Galahad and Pirate John and Mad Marge. We all set about making snow forts for our teams: Elini with Pirate John and Mad Marge, Te’ijal with Galahad, and Rhen with me. I was kneeling down on my hands and knees when Rhen came and sat on my back, and I fell into the snow, it felt great, though I’d have to get Rhen back, just for the sake of it.

I came up covered with snow and saw Rhen smiling at me then she turned and threw a snowball at one of the other teams. After like an hour a snowball hit Rhen in the stomach and she couldn’t get any air. So we went inside, we sat back down at the table, and started drinking hot chocolate again. It warmed me up, and Rhen’s blue skin turned to the normal pale pretty skin color.

We all went back to telling stories it was Galahads turn.

“I had five sisters and five brothers, I will list them from oldest to youngest: Beatrice, Richard, Ella, Peter, Christopher, Samantha, Emma, Charles, Me, Lilly, and John. We were rich and high in social ranking, my father was one of the kings knights, and was highly favored. My eldest siblings were soon married off at the ages of twenty. Beatrice, Richard, and Ella were all gone.”

Rhen and I started to get bored, so I got a peace of paper and we started to play games on it, or draw funny looking pictures of everyone.

“Peter and Christopher were training to be knights now and rarely ever came home. As for me and the rest we were stuck going to school.” Blah blah blah... It was really a dumb life story. So to make things more interesting I drew Elini spitting fire, just then the strangest thing happened.

“So I was at school one day when the prettiest girl came up to me. I had to smile, for it was the polite thing to do.” that’s when the strange thing happened, when Te’ijal herd that it was the prettiest girl he had ever seen, she got mad.

“We became friends, and one day on a picnic...” More blah blah blah... this was really dull. “Samantha, Emma, and Charles were with us, we had packed Tarts, fruit, cake, nuts,” even more bla bla bla... yep, Galahad had a REALLY dull life. I am so glad that, oh well anyway.

“So we were politely listening to the social gossip of Samantha and Emma. Charles was practicing teaching; he was pacing back and fourth, looking down at a book and muttering something about math.” More blah blah blah. By now Pirate John and Mad Marge were about to fall asleep.

Then just when Elini was taking a big gulp of hot chocolate Galahad said something rather funny “When Samantha came out of the bathroom, her hair was sticking straight up and a squirrel was sitting on it with a rather large chunk of bar soap it was eating.” This was something other than blah blah blah so Rhen and I looked up from our game of tic tack toe just in time to be sprayed by flying hot coco coming from Elini’s nose. The pleasures of life. (Remind me never to look up when someone is drinking something and someone else is saying something other that blah blah blah.)

Now I don’t have to get back at Rhen for sitting on me the expression of disgust and the hot chocolate and her mouth open in surprise and her hair looking tangled was all I needed we all started laughing.

That night I was sitting on a bed, Rhen was taking forever in the shower, she was to disgusted with having something that had been in someone’s mouth and out a nose did not appeal to her. I don’t see why she cared so much, shed been splattered with guts, also from the inside of something on her before. I really wanted to take a shower myself, but by the time she got out of there the warm water would be all used up. Let me inform you that taking a freezing cold shower in the middle of winter at night are one of the bad things to highlight your day. How do I know? Well I’m taking one right now. If you are eager to try this I can wait while you do, but let my inform you it is not pleasant.

will do another one tomarrow! haha! im posting to fast!

Christmas? /1
Part 11

Today is Christmas Eve. By the way we are going shopping, that’s right Lars is going shopping. Actually I’ve never really gone shopping before. Girls seam to enjoy it, because they all left at FIVE in the cold dark morning. What in the heck were they thinking? Shop opening time was at like NINE, hello? They said they wanted to get ahead of all the customers.

Ok it is now ten the sane time to wake up to go shopping. But I now see why they left at FIVE. How was I supposed to know there would be so many last minute shoppers! Hello! This Is Lars the person who defeats potentially life threatening bad guys that plan to kill you, than kill you again and again then take over the world in you so ever long lasting absence. Not Lars the shopping freak!

So here I was inside of the building that held the locked, after what seamed like hours waiting out in the cold. It turned out that they only had one left; no one wanted it because they said it held a power. Whoever wore it could speak through minds to whoever was wearing the other necklace. The other necklace was also a locked it had the same blue jewel in the middle of it. Except it was in the shape of a diamond not a heart. By now every one had left the shop to prepare for their Christmas. So the shopkeeper showed the spell that was cast upon the two lockets.

“It is said the wielders of power light and dark, the dark will hold the light ones heart, when the light can contact the dark, Through mind, spirit, and pain, the tears will fall like silver rain. When all is over, and all is done, the spell will be broken; the light will combined, the dark and light found intertwined.”

I bought the to lockets and the words the spell that was put on the lockets, I lowered the diamond shaped locket over my neck as the shopkeeper instructed. The other was to be given to Rhen It was carefully placed in a small box and handed to me. I could feel the power the locket held that was around my neck. Obviously the part about the magic wielding part had driven all the others away. Rhen would love it.

After buying a new set of high heal lace up boots for Te’ijal, a compass for Pirate John, a set of earrings for Mad Marge, a stress stone for Galahad, and a painting of the Velt for Elini. I was so ready to go back, carrying shopping bags was harder than it looked and also allot more humiliating than it looked.

I entered our home and crashed on a bed I saw lights blinking on and off in the living room. It turned out that Rhen and Elini were trying to get the lights to work on the Christmas tree. Te’ijal had given up helping people with thing like this like maybe 90 years ago and sat in a chair watching them with a apple that she was eating and a look of amusement on her face. I stood in the door way leaning against what ever you call those things that are at the end of the wall that are the entrance way into a room.

I started to laugh very quietly, but it was a mistake, Rhen snapped her head up and looked at me from where she was kneeling on the floor.
“Well if you think it’s so funny than why don’t you fix it!” It was so irritating when she did that.
“Did you guys think of using magic?” I asked still very amused.
Rhen put her hands on her hips and said “no!” That was it I couldn’t hold it in any longer I burst out laughing. This was just too good!
“Ok, ok! I’ll fix it!” with a wave of my hand and a few words the lights floated into place.
“Oh yes you think your so cool, well if I had used magic I would have chopped them into fine bits! Te’ijal wouldn’t help us and if she did she’d just have drained all the light out of them. What’s Elini suppose to do, summon a wild bird to help us?” She had a point there.
“Well sorry I could help your highness. Now go and get yourself ready, while I put gifts under the tree.” I knew that your highness might tick her off, but what the hey, that was the purpose of saying it.

She, and Elini stomped out of the room, fallowed by a rather mischievous looking Te’ijal, I wonder what she had planned. Whatever it was it either wasn’t very good or really bad, but hey that’s Te’ijal for ya!

I went back to my room and grabbed the bags; I hauled then over to the tree and placed each gift neatly under the tree. I placed stockings up on the fireplace. Sure we were a little old and really to experienced for that. But who cares, every one loves candy! I placed two candy caned in each one, and a mini weapon in each like a mini real sword in a glass display case for Rhen, same for Elini except for a whip... and so on.

This would be and incredible Christmas.

trying to make it as funny as I can... (Hay shymeara, I read Max for the second time today!)



Christmas Eve /2
Part 12

It turned out they moved the ball to Christmas night, everyone agreed to go except for Mad Marge, and she refused. Elini Te’ijal and Rhen went shopping again when they herd we were going. I’m guessing dress shopping, but what do I know? They could be going to get extra sharp weapons to chop us into bits.

I really don’t know how I could ever stand going on a shopping spree, Galahad and pirate John came back with news.
“We saw the girls going into a gown shop. What’s going on?” one of them asked. I really couldn’t tell whom because I was practically under the tree trying to get a fallen ornament.

“Well you shouldn’t ask me what there doing, all I know is we are all going to a ball, with exception of Mad Marge. I thought they wouldn’t have any shopping to do after all this morning. Really gowns? I didn’t think they wouldn’t have a simple dress laying around that they could use.” I replied to them as I grabbed the mini star that had fallen.

“Oh Lars, this is a FORMAL ball, one its at Christmas time, two its a BALL. Not a school dance! You really haven’t done anything before have you.” This time I could tell it was Galahad, I really don’t think a stowaway would know much about it either.

“Ok well maybe I’m not the most wonderful ball room dancer, and I’m not really great at shopping, I’ve never actually done a real dance in my life, and I’m not real great at saying nice things. But I know I can kick your butts at fighting, and I kind of like KILLED Ahriman, I also know how many different shades of blood there are. I know that being splattered with guts isn’t the most pleasant thing in the world, and I know that I’ll probably die soon.” I think I really should have maybe studied ballroom dancing instead of how to kill things, MAYBE.

Just saying well everything in my life has something to do with pain here, like Galahad, he is a major PAIN! Huh, I wonder how long he would last fighting one on one no help of a cliff edge. We should find out sometime.

“Galahad, do you know what Te’ijal is up to?” this could be useful info if I wanted to keep away from getting dunked in coco then covered in slime... Just a thought.

“Um no...” well great now we have two evil vampires planning something Either not great or really bad on us. Well everything hadn’t exploded yet, that was good.

The pile under the tree grew bigger and bigger, by now everyone’s gifts were under the tree. The girls came back with big bags that held what I assumed were dresses. Duh, I mean I’m not that dumb in the since of every day life. It’s not like they went out to by a bunch of sheep or something.

So the maids were setting the table for a awesome dinner tonight, with call this weird, but we were having six different types of pie: apple, chocolate, blueberry, peach, lemon, and pumpkin. Ok we would probably be really sick after, but if you’re going to get sick getting sick on something good is the best way.

OK, so I’m Lars right? And I love to get into mischief right? OK, I have to admit I was dieing to know what Te’ijal and Galahad were up to, it just me ok! I am not the oh so ever good Lars or the perfect little angle Lars, I am the get into trouble make every one mad Lars. So I am going to pester Te’ijal until she tells me what it is or tells me she’ll bight me.

“Please?”
“No!”
“Please?”
”No!”
“Please?”

Ok so maybe the conversation with Te’ijal was heading south, for the winter.

“Pretty please with a cherry on top!?”

“Lars if you ask me one more time ill eat you!” by now Te’ijal was looking mad, so I turned on my heal and ran off.

Of course I had to bump into Rhen coming down the Hall, because I’m in a really good mood, and well I’m Lars. She spilled all the ribbon she was holding... Hehehe!

“Lars!”

“Oh sorry Rhen, I didn’t see you there, I was running away from something...” Sarcasm was thick in my voice.

“Oh really? Well then you can watch us put ribbons in our hair and tell us how great we look then, cant you Lars” I heard the threat in her voice, the last thing I wanted was a mad Rhen chopping me into bight size peaces.

So one hour later I was sitting on a chair, Rhen was sitting in a chair at the mirror. Elini was messing with Rhen's hair. And ok I will never get this; they were putting what they called ringlets and pilling Rhen’s ringletted hair on top of her head, having one ringlet fall down on the side of her face.

“Well Lars what do you think?” Rhen said in a high-pitched voice.

This is the most horrible thing I have ever done! Like I had to sit here and complement people! I am the snicker at people and say nasty things at people, in other words Lars. I cannot stand complementing people when I’m made to. I almost never complement anyone!

They finally let me leave after I had practically fallen asleep three times. I ran out of that room, only to be confronted be a weird looking Mad Marge, she had like pink stuff on her cheeks, and her hair was combed... oh and she was in a good mood.

This was freaky! I ran back into the living room where I saw Galahad doing something to one of the gifts.

“Galahad! What are you doing?”

“Well if you will keep a secrete ill tell you!”

“Ok...”

“Well I’m putting a spell on it, no matter how many layers of rapping paper Te'ijal rips off there will be more, until she says she will kill someone than the gift will open up and a bow of black wood and silver will be presented to her.”

“Good one!”

And there the conversation ended. Ha Galahad didn’t know what Te’ijal was planning... But neither did I so just to keep myself living I wont tell anyone.

Great update, loved it

thanks!

Dameon...

I don't really like how he looks. I'm really sad to see the endings of Aveyond I -Rhen's Quest (Build A and Build B) which had Rhen-x-Dameon in them.

And then I forced myself to get a copy of Build C coz it had a Rhen-x-Lars ending.

RHEN-X-LARS FOREVER!!!

Oooh, by the way I loved the first part. Lars being heroic eh?

Wah!

What happened to Dameon (aka Baldy)?

huh? dameon? there looking for him... having trouble writing the next part so may not come until tomorrow! maybe! I have Max to read again, and school work! ill try to fit it in!

sorry its so short... but MAX is calling me... for the fourth time... hehe!


Christmas Eve /3
Part 13


That night two people barfed pie, huh, Te’ijal and Galahad, Do you think they shouldn’t have eaten twelve pieces each? Well... everyone else is sick, you know I really want to feel better by tomorrow... Yes, hum, I hope we sleep in Rhen seems excited about waking up at four in the morning... You know she has so much energy, I feel like I could sleep until nighttime tomorrow, I hate my stomach feeling weird.

I feel like I want to barf, I hope Dameon doesn’t ruin my Christmas by killing me, that would be a bummer. Galahad is talking about one of his Christmases, Boring! I really want to tape his mouth shut, Hey... that’s a thought... Evil laughter here.

“I’m tired... I think I’ll go to bed...” The sickness was really getting to me, I don’t think I should be enclosed in a building right now... I walked outside hey no one stopped me! This was really refreshing, Like If I could do this every time I felt sick... THAT would never happen, I feel sick all the time when I get almost killed in battle, hum surprise, surprise.

Ok well when I get inside I’ll be drenched... It IS snowing after all, yes and did I mention cold? Yes, I do have a cloak on... Just this coldness was different, refreshing... It was perfect prank weather!

So I tied a huge ball of snow up over the door way, so when ever someone opened the door the snow would fall onto of whoever was out side. You may be way ahead of me, ha you might be thinking it will fall on me, well I am a perfectionalist at pranks.

I went inside after that, grinning, not a real grin, the grin that I get whenever I’m a genius... so practically always. Ha, It felt good to be back to myself, I still felt like something was missing...

“Lars? Lars? Are you Ok?” Elini was asking me something... My eyes flew open and my head shot up.

“What! What! Did I die? Is everyone alive? Is the house burnt down!? Who’s lost?” Ok panic moment there.

“Lars, Lars it’s ok... Everything’s fine... I was just wondering seeing you laying on the floor and all...” Elini? Ok this was something sort of new... hum, Elini caring about something other then her self...

Ok so no one died... No one is kidnapped... hum and I feel alive, though I’ve never been dead, so who was I to judge. So far so good... Floor? Ok pride hurt, I don’t fall asleep that fast...! I didn’t make it to me bed? Feeling sick can make you really weird feeling... huh, sick... Sick!
I ran into the bathroom just in time... Barfing is NOT pleasant...

Lets just hope that Rhen decides to sleep in. And what’s with the its more fun to do it when its dark out thing...?

Avey....YOU HAVE BEEN READING TOO MUCH MAX! oh yeah, sure, it is an AWESOME BOOK...but still, I notice that...well....your stories sound MORE AND MORE like Max writing styles. Hiccup did THE SAME THING! trust me, I should know...

Oh, and I knew that you were posting too fast...but NO avey doesn't listen to moi advice.... hehe

Oh Avey, ways I noticed that Max is affecting writing:
Before when you wrote, Lars adored Rhen. He would have loved to sit and watch her get beautified. Lots of Max-like comments about sarcasm, capital letters, alot of 'huhs' etc.

fishlegs... no moi.. is from MAX too! yay! and we started Max-kwon-do today at school... hehe spelling is bad... maybe... Yay...! you should have put that in one post... and hiccup was going to call you... and hehe FANG needs to come out now waaaaaa!

anywho the next one should come out tomarrow because its late and I have to go to bed! later people!

Max-kwon-do? WT??? That is so totally random! Yes, moi IS SO FROM MAX! hehe but you writing sounds too much like Max...LOL and I know Hicuup called, but I was gone...had a speech and debate picnic...bluh...

Hiccup: yes, it is more like Max, but Lars is actually more in-character now than he was before.