wow I odd pairings
I was wondering if anyone would ever make a thread like this.
Though I may be too strange for this thread

Nah, you can't be too odd!

You might as well share. ((Honestly, I think my odd pairings might be too tame.))

*makes self right at home* Aren't I one of the most notorious crack-shipper around here? Especially since I constantly shove them in your faces...

Most people already know my Aveyond crack-ships so I probably don't need to mention it And... those are the one I poke around the most, actually. I hardly care about any of my other crack-pairings. Oh, I know! My "minor" AV crack-ships. Nanghaithya/Zarich, Saurva/Te'ijal, and..... uh.... one-sided stalker!Ahriman/Talia (HE'S TOTALLY STALKING HER, I'M TELLING YOU!!!!).

Geh, for other stuff... lessee... The only one that can truly be considered crack is Fujita/Najika from Kitchen Princess. From Harry Potter I kinda support Gryffindor/Hufflepuff and Slytherin/Ravenclaw, but that's not exactly crack since nobody CARES about those oldies.

Joins right away.

I'm one of those crazy fans who NEVER has the official pairings as a favorite pair. Prefer to focus on those lesser/minor characters instead.

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Who said nobody cares? I do. In fact I've mentioned about this being one of my fave pairings before you did

hey..isnt this thread somewhat the same one as watershine's?wait.. me forgot, its spam heaven so u can spam all y' wont k, no biggies, me posted ma fave weird couples on her thread so me post the same thing here, and i still wont get banned hehe me just lovee SH XD
the most wierdest couples eva-
(here goes nothing XD).

av1= larsXte'ijal!
rhenXgalahad!
(hmm thats it)

HP= dracoXhermoine!
voldermotXballetrix! XD
(im a slitheran fan)
dumbeldoreX...(nah hes gay.. only make
straight couples lol)

twilight= jacobXjane!(ok.. that was
wierd..)
bellaX..nevermind. XD

fantasia= hmmm.. cherylXthanos!

What?! i was bored.

As for me, some of my odd pairings don't really go into 'Crack' territory... Lemmie think...

Probably my strangest would be LucyXTumnus from Chronicles of Narnia. It is one of my OTPs, and I don't know why I love it but I do.

From Harry Potter, I love LillyXSnape. And I tend to like Luna with just about everyone, esp. LunaXHarry, LunaXRon, LunaXNeville... And, d_a, I totally agree with the SlytherinxRavenclaw and GriffindorXhufflepuff. Yep yep.

Ummm... AliceXMad Hatter, from the Tim Burton film. And I read a really good Disney villains fic for MalificentxJafar, and I like them together.

There's more, but that would require much more thinking then what I want to at the moment.

@Eclipse: LOL, that was totally out of the blue... Since I don't exactly care about HP anymore, those pairings just go out the window.

AHHHH!!! Alice in Wonderland!!! I totally forgot that!! My personal fave is Alice/White Rabbit >:3 I'm sick and tired of Alice/Mad Hatter, so much so that I actually HATE it, but for the Tim Burton's movie I'd let it slide.

Think think think.... Is there any other pairing I actually bothered caring about these days? I usually think of "crack" as "going out of the norm" a.k.a little to no others support it, but someone else said that anything that makes no sense in canon counts as "crack".

Okay, this is totally the sickest and weirdest of my crack pairings because it's YAOI and I actually support it. I don't usually support yaoi. My current set is an irony, seriously, because I said I do NOT support it in the avvie. Okay: Sanzo/Hakkai/Ukoku triangle from the Saiyuki manga series. This makes no sense whatsoever from canon's perspective, so I guess that counts as crack.
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Annnnndd.... since this is a crack pairing community, I will contribute a cute crack-pairing pixel graphics. It's also in the Collegium, so you might already see this before.


How can you not love such a fluffy and cuddly kitty? Rhen (doh) and my custom-made kitty-Agas.

Nyeh, yeah. What counts as "crack" varies depends on who you talk to.

Oh, I found another of my quasi-crack-ship!!!
- Tokyo Mew Mew: Quiche (yes, that's the proper name for "Kisshu" or "Kish" or whatever people usually call him)/Ichigo
- Kingdom Hearts: Luxord/Larxene. Hey, any pairing involving the Org XIII is crack because they're not supposed to be able to love.
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Can I spam this thread with my AV crack-OTP art?

Kissy kissy fluffy pics:

oh boy...my pairings aren't so much crack as "just kind of out there". and i have yaoi/slash pairings left, right and center. in fact, i think every one of my stories/fandoms has at least one...

AV1:
Tei'jal x Derez (the random necromancer in veldarah)
Lars x Vampress (i call her Ludmilla--she's the one who wants a ghost)
Rashnu x OC (who happens to be the moon goddess)
Nanghaithya x AP Warlock (you know, cute warlock from AP. also do some nanghaithya x indra, but that's just a little too plausible)

ffvii:
Rufus x OC (bishi boy named masahiro. masahiro XD yes, my rufus is gay. deal.)
Reno x Cissnei
Rufus x Reno (this totally depends on who's writing it--some are really cute, some are really bizarre O.o)
Tseng x Rufus (another depends-who's-writing-it one. it's very, very rare that i find one of these i like.)

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thanks to D_A, i like saurva x erithea too XD and thanks to kaz, nanghaithya x tei'jal can be good too.

and then there's the random bands i like--daisuke asakura and hiroyuki takami are absolutely adorable. they swear up and down they aren't gay (or, hiro does at least), but their fanservice suggests otherwise. either way, they're adorable ^^

i'll let you know if i think of any more. rufus x masahiro is possibly my favorite as of right now.

@Tei: WAT? You also like Saurva/Eithera because of me? How come you never made mention of that?

LOLz, my crack pairings happen usually because I just don't like any of the logical or canon ones and because for some reason I "sense" that they could be compatible. In the case of my AV crack-OTPs, those are just stupidity that got carried away.

Saurva/Eithera: Me and Rogue paired them up (among many other random good guy/bad guy pairings) simply because Eithera blew up and screaming about wanting to rip the daeva to shreds or something of that sorts. If she didn't blow up a gasket once released, I doubt i would even think of pairing them up.

Agas/Rhen: This is actually my first AV crack pairing, but since it didn't start as a pairing and I completely forgot all about it, it didn't re-enter my mind until... Oh, I dunno, last year? It's the classic shoujo manga style "I molest your girlfriend so you will be pissed off because I can" thing. I only remembered this because I for some reason took note of this crack pairing in my diary somewhere and when I read through it, I found that random plot point and thought it was so much fun. I'm pretty sure my Agas is no longer Nazi-Hitler-Spartan-Mariner Agas at that point, because that would be totally SCARY You know, this guy right here, a.k.a (a remake of) the first Agas I ever drew.
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More picspam to prettify the thread, yes/yes?

@d_a: What's the big idea of suddenly posting a bunch of kissy-kissy pics? You almost gave me heart attack!

Anyways, my complete list of Fave pairings (I know I've posted this in another thread before, but- heck- this is Spam Haven. Who cares?):

Games

AV Series:

Nanghaithya/Indra (though I've quite forgotten about this since I stopped playing AV1)
Saurva/Eithera
Beauty/Eston (And I've liked this pairing even BEFORE I knew they were actually betrothed)
None from the party members because I don't like any of them. None from AV2 either, because I don't remember any of the characters.

Final Fantasy:
Noctis/Lightning (FF 13-Versus crossover)
Maqui/Lebreau (FF 13)
Rufus/Elena (FF 7: ACC)
Genesis/Cissnei or Genesis/Aerith (Ciris Core)
Sephiroth/Elfe (Before Crisis)

KOEI Warriors:
Nu Wa/Fu Xi (WO)
Taigong Wang/ Himiko (WO)
Mitsunari Ishida/Ginchiyo Tachibana (SW)
Xing Cai/Zhao Yun (DW)

Misc. Games:
Venus Moonflower/String Bean (The Urbz: Sims in the City)

Manga/Anime
APH:
Taiwan/Hong Kong (It used to be Taiwan/Japan, but I just lost interest)
Vietnam/Thailand
Russia/Belarus
Belgium/Holland (new favorite incest pairing. Bwahaha)

Black Lagoon:
Rotton/Shenhua or Rotton/Sawyer
Gretel/Garcia Lovelace
Chang/Balalaika

Pandora Hearts:
Alice/Break or Break/Alyss
Gil/Ada
Glen (Oswald)/Lacie

Misc. Anime/Manga:
Itsuki/Yuki (Haruhi Suzumiya no Yuutsu)

VOCALOID:

Kaito/Meiko

EDIT: removing some pairings off the list due to its lack of unusual factor

I totally support:

- Dameon x Indra.
- Saurva x Eithera because of daeva-agas' old comic
- Lars x Dameon
- Zorom x Vel (which makes no sense, but...)
- [s]Nox x Mel[/s] I'm kidding, kidding!
- Edward x Spook, totally.
- Gyendal x Stella. Angstangstangstangst-
- Ahriman x Agas XD
- Ulf x Belf
- Lydia x Golden Frog
- KTC x Giant Crab

And many, many more.

Wow... looks like many people came to like Saurva/Eithera pairing because of d_a's comic.
(Not me, though... Since I'm the one who came up with that first)

@kirroha, ahrimanXagas?!! and KTCXgiant crab?! we amaranthians sure have a good taste in choosing our spouse

Wow Daeva! Nice pictures

As for me,

I don't remember much characters from the AV series but I have them on my computer so I will replay them.

For anime,
Tokyo Mew Mew (daeva said it before me) IchigoxKisshu and MintxRyou
Some of this is fanon/canon, btw..., but it still fits "weird, unusual, abnormal etc"
Kodomo no Jikan AokixRin KyokoxNo one KuroxShirai and MimixReiji
I watch a lot of anime, but that's all I can think of right now...

Games
Rune Factory 2: KylexJake, AriaxBarrett
Legacy Of YS:FeenaxAdol
Master of the Monster Lair: OwenxKate
Touhou: Well, most of what I come up with will be yuri because there are only girls with the exception of Rinnosuke, and my mind is practically dead right now anyways..
CirnoxSuika, HouraixShanghai (the dolls bwahaha), MarisaxRinnosuke, ChenxRan, SakuyaxHong(aka Meiling, China, Chugoku)


I will update this post later.

((okay, off topic, but this bothers the heck out of me--probably more than her XD--but when shortening daeva_agas, methinks she prefers D_A or agas.))

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really? i've seen that one done occasionally, but never thought about it myself. (hardcore tseng x elena over here XP)

@daeva oops i mean D_A , mabye u should put up ur "kissy kissy fluffly fluffly" pics in the art gallery.