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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #61 | ||||||||||
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Wee~ an update!
LOL @ the conversation between Rita and Mel
Posted on: 2010/11/6 9:44
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #62 | ||||||||||
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…Dang it, I just lost the game.
LOL at Gyendal getting rickrolled, and the orb of Marriage, and… pretty much the entire thing XD Looking forward to the next update. But… who is the guy from the “Just as planned” picture? He looks awfully familiar…
Posted on: 2010/11/7 8:43
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #63 | ||||||||||
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@Elemental: That's Light from Death Note.
Posted on: 2010/11/7 9:37
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #64 | ||||||||||
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OH! That explains it. My friend watches Death Note and sends me scenes from it all the time... I thought it might be him, but I wanted to make sure.
Anyways, we're getting off topic: I forgot to mention, I LOVED Mel's Mary Sue comment.
Posted on: 2010/11/7 13:52
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #65 | ||||||||||
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CHAPTER NINE
Mel continues walking. She passes by a few buildings, and then reaches the Museum of Ancient Artifacts. Walt: This space is reserved for the Museum of Ancient Artifacts. Mel: ... Really? Walt: Of course, why? Mel: Well, I was thinking... Walt: Yeah? Mel: Why did you call it the Museum of ANCIENT Artifacts? Walt: ... What's wrong with that? Mel: The thing is, that's not really very specific, is it? Of course a museum will be displaying ANCIENT ARTIFACTS. I mean, that's the basic definition of a MUSEUM. It's not like you'll be displaying current artifacts or future artifacts. You're not going to get a lot of visitors... *rants* Walt: O_O ... ;_; BOOHOOO!!! *runs away crying* Mel: ... Am I awesome or what? Nox: I'm rubbing off on you, I must be. Mel: ... Are you calling yourself awesome? Mel continues walking Beggar: Spare a piece of bread for an old, homeless woman? ;_; Mel: ... Mel: ... GET A JOB, WOMAN. Mel continues walking Mel: Ah, Schadenfreude feels awesome. Nox: Inoerite? >D Mel: ... Mel continues walking Lady Loretta: Psst, I heard that Prince Edward can't even swing a sword properly... Mel: (thinks: What a good chance to get her jailed for gossip!} Mel: *puts giant microphone near her mouth* *Whole of Thais hears Loretta* Guards: GET HER!!! Lady Loretta: WHAT?! Mel:  Mel: ... Did she just say Prince Edward? Mel: ... Mel: ... Ah well. *shrugs* Mel goes into some random house Mel: Nobody here? Sweeett... Mel: *grabs crystal statuette off the counter* Mel walks towards School of War and Magick happily To be continued...
Posted on: 2010/11/17 23:04
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #66 | ||||||||||
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Hahahaha! Great job Kirroha! I loved it~
Posted on: 2010/11/18 5:42
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #67 | ||||||||||
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LOL! Great job! I love how she just walks right in and gets the statue. XD
Posted on: 2010/11/18 16:22
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #68 | ||||||||||
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This is hilarious! I can't wait to meet Stella - and June, and Uma!
Posted on: 2011/3/16 15:51
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #69 | ||||||||||
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Lols. I want to quote a lot of the stuff. But I can't. I loved Daemon and Nox
Posted on: 2011/3/26 3:25
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #70 | ||||||||||
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Heh... Funny...
Posted on: 2011/3/26 19:25
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #71 | ||||||||||
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Funny Story! Luv this! ^o^
Posted on: 2011/5/31 3:36
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #72 | ||||||||||
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Update, Kirroha! I want to se what Ulaf and Edward are like.
Posted on: 2011/5/31 15:44
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #73 | ||||||||||
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Here's a longer chapter, as an apology for slacking off for so long:
CHAPTER TEN *still in Thais* Mel: Aaaah, that bout of schadenfreude felt simply amazing. Nox:I- Mel:Kiddo, I hereby forbid you from saying anything of the same lines as "I know, right?" Nox: Ouch mom, that hurts. Mel: Who's your mom? *At the Thais castle* Mel: Alright, so apparently Prince Edward lives in this castle. All I have to do is to walk in and tell him that he has a stalker, then I can leave this place and go back to lawyering. Mel: *presses bell* *bell crumbles to dust* Mel: What is this?! Butler: I'm very sorry, ma'am, but Prince Edward is currently suffering from his daily bout of depression and is currently throwing a horrible tantrum. We believe that this is due to what Loretta had said just now, so- *suddenly a figure cloaked in robes and fine clothing with a face caked in makeup and lots of fine jewellery jumps out from the third story window with a giant sword and slashes at the butler, splitting his head into half* Mel: OMGBBQ!!!! O_O Butler: X_X Gyack!!! *The prince with the sword stood up, his makeup-caked face scrunched into a maniacal grin that was even worse than Ted's* Mel: Eeeek!! *The prince howls twice and jumps back up into the castle* Mel: O_O Butler: *head miraculously reattaches to his body again* It's okay, this happens every day. Mel: *faints* *After a few hours, Mel wakes up again* Mel:Where am I...? Is this heaven? ???: Wake up... Mel: Mom, is that you...? ???: No, dear, I'm Mistress Ulaf. Mel: Oh... Mel:... Mel: Nox, get out of that ridiculous costume, stop pretending to be Ulaf and get out. Nox: Oops. *giggle* The real Ulaf is in another castle! *runs off* Mel: Ugh... Stupid prepuberscent girls. Mel gets dressed and enters the other room. Ulaf: There you are, girl. Did you sleep well? Boy: I found her fainted at the entrance of the castle next to the crazy butler, so I assumed the worst and brought her here. Ulaf: *irritated* I know, you said that a million times already. Boy: What, I just wanted to establish my manliness. A million times. Is that wrong for a man to do?IS IT???? Ulaf:N-No, it isn't. *shivers* Mel: Wait, so you're Ulaf? Ulaf:Yes, I am him. Mel: I thought Ulaf was a she. Boy: He has powers that people know not... Ulaf: Don't listen to him. I have been male all this time. Boy: No he wasn't! He changes his gender every day. Ulaf: EDWARD, YOU ARE EXPELLED. Boy: Stop raising your temper, woman. Mel: Okay... I hate to ruin this reunion, but... Master Ulaf, here is a letter for you. *Mel takes out the letter* Ulaf: Hmph, it is addressed to Mistress Ulaf, I am Male. Mel: It's from Te'ijal. Ulaf:Okay, okay, I'll read it! Dear Mistress Ulaf, The girl before you is destined to destroy Ahriman. Give her the Sword of Shadows and train her in the art of Sword Singing. She will then become the long lost princess of Thais and rule from then on. ...Just kidding. I just wanted to tell you that my brother is wrecking havoc. He has gained an Orb of Unmentionable Power but he needs this girl, Mel, to use it. So I want you to keep her safe in your school. This is an ORDER from yourmom, Te'ijal. Ulaf: *gulp* Mel: So? Ulaf: So... are you a mage? Mel: What's a mage? Ulaf: People who use their horrible singing voices to inflict damage, like the late Lars Tenobor. Mel: I think not... I have a brilliant voice. Ulaf: Alright. So are you a fighter? Mel: N-No! So I'll appreciate if you keep that sword away from my face, please... Boy: I think she can probably be a lawyer detective loser in Gray's group. Ulaf: Shush! Mel: LAWYERS? AWESOME! Ulaf: Oh no... To be continued...
Posted on: 2011/6/2 21:51
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #74 | ||||||||||
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 +  +  = C4ATMel: Alright, so apparently Prince Edward lives in this castle. All I have to do is to walk in and tell him that he has a stalker, then I can leave this place and go back to lawyering.  So funny! I like psychotic Edward, too!
Posted on: 2011/6/3 11:13
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) [Chapter 10 Finally Updated!] | #75 | ||||||||||
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Update ! Update!! Update!!
Posted on: 2011/6/24 4:07
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) [Chapter 10 Finally Updated!] | #76 | ||||||||||
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CHAPTER ELEVEN
Walking towards Gray's lab Boy: So... wanna go out sometime? Mel: I thought Gray's lab is at the bottom of the school? We have to go in. Boy: Anyway, let's be friends. Mel: No. Boy: Why not? D: Mel: Because you aren't a prince and you kind of stink. Boy: Alright, that's too bad. In Gray's office Gray: OOooooOOOOoooooOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Boy: Here it is. Bye. Mel: Wait, are we even in the right room?! Boy: Well, yeah. Bye. *leaves* Mel: WAIT! door slams Mel: Oh darn... now what? Gray: *faces the sky* OOOoooOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOO!!! MISS BROOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOWWNNN!!! Mel: *clears throat* Gray: What? Couldn't you see I was busy resurrecting my dead boyfriend's mother's wife?! Mel: Well, I was told to find you. Gray: Well too bad. I have no time to listen to you! Mel: (Hmm... I need a better idea.) Mel: *clears throat and speaks in a high-pitched voice* Graaaayy.... Gray: Er, what's going on? Mel: It's meeee, Graaay... I am Miissss Browwwwnnn... And I have takeeenn possession of this giirll's boodyyyy.... Gray: ... Gray: Look, girl. Mel: What? Gray: If you wanted to join my team, you could have just asked. Mel: Ok. So am I in now? Gray: No, you need to pass a selection test first. Mel: An interview? I'm great at interviews. I always make them faint with my amazing pepper breath. Gray: *ignores* Just north of here is a fabulous manor belonging to this Harpsbren guy. He was the one who killed my Miss Brown, so you have to destroy him for me. Mel: Okay, sounds easy enough to me. Gray: Alternatively, you can steal this statuette for me. I like statuettes. Mel: Nah, I think I'll choose the first one. I don't like statuettes. Harpsbren manor Mel: It's so creepy in here... Mel: Why are there so many crates of wine everywhere? ???: Hey, what are you doing in my cellar? Come and join the party! Mel: A party? I like parties. Wait for me- Mel: Wait, aren't you the boy from just now?! Boy: Woah, so it's you again, that girl who said I stank. Mel: Why are you here? I thought you were a poor scummy swordsboy. Boy: Well, I also happened to be the owner of this fabulous manor, Edward "Ely" Harpsbren... *dramatic music plays* To be continued
Posted on: 2011/7/26 7:40
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) [Chapter 11 Updated!] | #77 | ||||||||||
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" Mel: Mistress? I thought it was Master a while ago...
Te'ijal: He has powers that none of us can ever imagine... " Hahahahahaha! At all Ulaf scenes! XD I wonder how will Spook be, if Gyendal is like that? Or Yvette, or June! Or any other character! And lol at the letter which Te'ijal sent to Ulaf! XD He/she has powers than none of us can imagine... XD
Posted on: 2011/7/27 14:25
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) [Chapter 11 Updated!] | #78 | ||||||||||
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I lurve Prof. Grey! Hehe..."Can't you see I'm trying to resurrect my dead boyfriend's mother's wife?!"
Posted on: 2011/8/10 18:57
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) [Chapter 11 Updated!] | #79 | ||||||||||
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Awww, no updates? I wanna read more!
Posted on: 2011/8/31 17:15
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I second that^^
Posted on: 2011/8/31 17:23
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