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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) [Chapter 11 Updated!] | #81 | ||||||||||
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I really want to know how Galahad will be!
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) [Chapter 11 Updated!] | #82 | ||||||||||
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Sorry for taking forever. Like again. T_T
CHAPTER TWELVE THE FINAL CONFRONTATION BEGINS! EDWARD "ELY" HARPSBREN VS MELIARIOUSNESSA "MEL" PINKTHROP WHO WILL WIN??? Edward Harpsbren: Mwahahahaha!!! Bet you never saw this coming!!! Mel Pinkthrop: I... I trusted you. I TRUSTED YOU! AND ALL YOU DID WAS TO LIE TO ME!!! Edward: ... Wait, you did? Mel: No. Edward: THEN I SHALL DESTROY YOU WITH MY STATUETTE. LYDIA, BRING ME MY STATUETTE!!! Lydia: *sleeping* Edward: Well, that kind of sucks. Mel: Hahaha... HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAA!! FOOL, DO YOU NOT KNOW WHERE THE STATUETTE TRULY IS??? Edward: You... You STOLE IT??? Mel: Hahahahaha!!! I TOOK THE STATUETTE... AND ATE IT!!! Edward: It's made of potassium cyanide. Mel: Well, that sucks. Back in Gray's office Gray: OOooooOOOOoooooOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Miss Brown, show me how my lovely protege Meliariousnessa is doing!! Nox appears from the shadows Nox: ... Great-great-great-great grandfather, is that really you? touching music plays Gray: ... Noxyaresouia Pinkthrop, is that really you? Nox: *gasp* PAPA MORDRED!!! It is subsequently revealed that all along, Professor Gray was actually Mordred Gray Pinkthrop, the ancestor of Nox. Or something. Nox: I thought you died! Like 28492832 years ago! Mordred: I did... But now I'm back, because I'm awesome! But Miss Brown is no longer here with me... Nox: ... Uh, wait. You mean, like, Lilly Brown? The girl who broke your heart when you were still Ahriman and turned you to Good? ... It also turns out that Mordred used to be called the evil sorcerer Ahriman. Mordred: Well, yeah. Nox: Well that sucks. Mordred: H-Hey, is being Good such a bad thing? At least you no longer have to do stupid things like yell "NOOOO!!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" and then subsequently reach imminent death by the stupid heroes! Nox: If you're a male villain, I suppose. Female villains like me always ends up being sympathetic. It's called a Double Standard. Mordred: Well yeah. Anyway, I heard the Orb of Marriage is being used by the evil vampire Gyendal to marry Edward. Nox: Uh-huh... So? Mordred: DON'T YOU SEE WHAT THIS MEANS, NOX??? I ship EdwardxMel, not GyendalxEdward! I created the Orb of Marriage for the sole reason of marrying Edward and Mel after I finished playing The Darkthrop Prophecy and was upset that Edward x Stella was the canon ending!! This is why I MUST MUST MUST MAKE EDWARD X MEL CANON WITH THE ORB OF MARRIAGE!!! Nox: Okay dude, take a chill pill. Back at the Harpsbren Manor Edward: Why aren't you dead! Mel: Because. Edward: Damn. So you wanna go out sometime? Mel: No, you're not a prince. Edward: SO WHAT IF I AM??? Mel: Then you'll be Prince Edward and I'll have to save you from that Not Nox fella. /: Edward: ... Wait, why? I heard that fella was a real hot chick. Mel: You know what? Get lost. Edward: *sob sob* I really thought we were friends... Mel: (Maybe I should go back to Gray...) Back in Gray's office Mel: I'm hooome!!! Mel hears sounds of Gray yelling and throwing stuff at someone Gray: EDWARD X MEL FTW!!!! Nox: LARS VIII X MEL FTW!!! Gray: OH YEAH?! I AM 342984923 TIMES YOUR AGE, NOXY, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK TO YOUR ANCESTOR LIKE THAT-- Nox: BUT I AM THE DAUGHTER OF LARS VIII AND MEL! IF YOU MAKE EDWARD X MEL CANON THEN I WON'T EXIST!!! Gray: OH C'MON LIGHTEN UP! YOU'RE MEL'S DAUGHTER FROM BINARY FISSION! YOU DON'T HAVE A FATHER! SO IT DOESN'T MATTER IF EDWARD AND MEL MARRY, YOU'LL STILL EXIST! Nox: BUT PAPA MORDRED, YOU HAVE NO PROOF! PLEASE DON'T ERASE ME FROM EXISTENCE! I BEG OF YOU! Gray: Dude, your damsel-in-distress gambit would've worked out if it weren't for your creepy glowing eyes. Nox:  Mel: ... Maybe I should go back. To be continued
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) [Chapter 12 Updated!!] | #83 | ||||||||||
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CHAPTER THIRTEEN
Mel goes to rent an apartment Mel: Can I have an apartment? Apartment guy: Yeah, but I'll have to give you 200 gold coins. Mel: 200 gold coins?! That's highway robbery! Mel: ... Wait. You're going to GIVE me 200 gold coins? AG: Nope. Mel: ... How do you do business? AG: Actually, to tell the truth, these apartments are haunted... Mel: ... What? Seriously? AG: *sigh* You see one day, I was walking through it as usual... I suddenly saw this staircase that wasn't there before... (WARNING: CLICK ONLY IF YOU DARE!) Flashback AG: What is this strange staircase? I shall investigate because I totally haven't watched enough horror movies to know that people who enter deep dark strange staircases tend to disappear and have their corpses turn up 28 days later in a nearby abandoned morgue... Apartment guy enters the staircase. He walks for hours and hours but never reaches the end... SUDDENLY HE SEES A FACE OMSGDKFJKDSJFLSJDFSDLKJFLDSKJFDSF Back to the future AG: So yeah, I ran all the way back up again, but it's not before pooping and peeing my pants. Mel: That's kind of pathetic. Very well, I'll investigate. AG: May the goddess bless your soul... Mel: Yeah yeah whatever. At the creepy apartment staircase Mel: Hmm... this does look kind of creepy. What will Talia Maurva do in this situation? Talia: I will use the power of my magic to destroy this place. Destroy! Destroy! Des- Mel: Yeah, I'll do just that. ... But wait. Magic wielders perform magic by singing so badly things get destroyed. I have a lovely voice so I can't perform magic. What a pity... I guess I'll just have to physically experience this strange staircase. 1000 flights later Mel: DOES THIS EVER END?! SUDDENLY MEL SEES A CREEPY FACE ![Open in new window](javascript:CaricaFoto("http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2009/1/22/1232636376890/Ghost-002.jpg");) Mel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- oh wait, *rips off bedsheet* NOX?! Mel:I knew it wasn't a ghost ever since I saw those accounting reports about the house pricing. This ghoul is actually… Mel: So it's you all along, Nox! ![Open in new window](javascript:CaricaFoto("http://i.imgur.com/dyyQl.png");) Nox: I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kid(s)! To be continued...
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Hahaha
 The AG pays Mel 200 gold!It's very nice joke at the ghosts! I hope not a ghost haunting me tonight.
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) [Chapter 13 Updated] | #85 | ||||||||||
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 That's hilarious! I love the Scooby-Doo references!
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) [Chapter 13 Updated] | #86 | ||||||||||
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Thanks guys! Here's another update to apologize for all the slacking I've done before. ^^;
CHAPTER FOURTEEN Mel Phew. FINALLY I can get some peace and quiet in my very own apartment. Nox ... Mel And no, Nox, I hereby forbid you to stay. Nox ... ;_; (slinks off) Mel ... (Was I being too cruel?) Suddenly, Mel sees a shooting star in the sky Mel Wow, a shooting sta- CRAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Mel MY POOR NEW APARTMENT IS DAMAGED BY A SHOOTING STAR!!!! T_T Strange Girl O-Ouch... W... Where am I? Mel Who the heck are you? I demand you pay my repair fees and live in the creepy staircase for three days as compensation. Strange Girl My name... What's my name...? Mel Are you listening to me? Strange Girl *fumbles in pocket and finds a ring* "Sutera"... Is that my name? Mel Wow, that ring looks elven-made. Strange Girl It is! (Just in case you were wondering, all the elves in Aveyond 3's elven village has Japanese names, so it's natural that they'll probably end up writing Stella's name as Sutera.) Sutera I suppose my name is Sutera, then. Mel Sounds like a weaboo. Sutera Why are you being so meaaannn... ;_; Okay I'll get out of your house... (leaves) Mel Good. Mel .... Mel OH WAIT WHAT ABOUT MY COMPENSATION FEES?! ANd the staircase! And why the heck did you come crashing from the sky- Nox Hey Mom! I'll be living in your staircase from now on! Mel DFLKSDLFKJSDKFLJSDJKLFSF And thus, Mel's questions were never answered... __________________________________________ Meanwhile Edward Sigh... I wonder if Mel knows that I am the Prince Edward? Will she hate me when she finds out? Or will she like me better? I mean, everyone knows that Prince Edward is psycho, and no girl gets turned on by psycho guys except... Lydia <3 <3 <3 Edward ... her. Lydia :3 <3 Edward Can you stop speaking in emoticons? Lydia <3! <3! <3! （*´▽｀*） Edward *Sigh* Just then, a figure appears at the window, unbeknownst to both Edward and Lydia... Sutera (at the window) ... (death glare) Thunder flashes Sutera Edward... Pendragon... My sworn nemesis... ... ... Sutera Oh wait. Who am I? What am I doing here? Silly me. Time to go find somewhere to sleep! The plot(?) thickens... To be continued...
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HahAHahA!
It's cool to see a meteor falling from the sky and right to the apartment! It's very funny!
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) [Chapter 13 Updated] | #88 | ||||||||||
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ROFLOLMAO. XDDDDD That is soo hilarious.
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Hahahaha!!
This is so funny! I loved the reference to Scooby Doo
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) [Chapter 13 Updated] | #90 | ||||||||||
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Sigh I'm so sorry for the slacking guys. ): Man, there are like months between my updates! I better speed things up...
CHAPTER FIFTEEN Mel Soooo, Sutera... Are you sure you don't need me to give you a plaster to heal your broken leg? Stella Mel, I told you many times, that a plaster can't heal a broken leg. Also my name is Stella now, not Sutera, because the Oracle told me I can't possibly be Japanese because-. Mel FINE. DO THAT. TO MY GOOD INTENTIONS. BYE. BYE! Mel leaves. Mel Ugh! What a crummy girl! I shall be miserable and PMS because I can! Suddenly, vampires appear Te'ijal's Mom Is that the girl? Te'ijal's Dad Yes, it is! Let's get 'er! Mel W-What do you want?! Te'ijal's Mom Just the perfect timing! Gyendie and Tei are waiting for you back home to eat pancakes together! Mel Pulls out gun S-Stay away from me! I'm armed! Te'ijal's Dad D-Don't be rash! W-We can talk things through- BANG. Mel shoots Te'ijal's dad IN THE TUMMY. He dies. Mel: Hahahaha! I just knew you prosecutors' weaknesses were bullets! And dying! Te'ijal's Mom: You... FIEND! All Gyendal wanted was to marry Prince Edward with your help! And you won't even come get pancakes with us! Why... do you have to be so mean? Why must you break our family apart?! Mel shoots her too. Mel: Hoo boy. I'm such a hero. Okay, let's go home. Mel gets home and sees Stella there Mel Wait, what? Weren't you at the temple a second ago? Stella I... don't know. I can't... remember. I have short-term memory loss and I'm kind of a ditz. Mel Are you sure you aren't being possessed by an evil demon overlord? Stella I... don't know. My thoughts are strange sometimes. I followed you for no reason. It's not as if I wanted to stalk you to your house, eat all your food and steal your underwear or something. Mel: Yeah, I believe you. Now what? Stella: I think... I think we should go and destroy the Orb of Marriage. Mel: What? How? Stella Easy. We go and find the secret Orb of Divorce, to make sure that Gyendal NEVER marries Edward. Mel ... You do it. Why should I go on a quest to protect Edward's virginity? Stella Because if you don't do it, I WILL FREAKING MURDER YOU. Mel I-I'm so pumped up for this quest right now! Where can I sign up? Stella Great to see you're so enthusiastic. Anyway, according to my sources, the Orb of Divorce is in America, a land occupied by sparkly butterfly people who like McDonald's. It is only accessible using a passport. Mel What's a passport? Stella I'm not sure, but apparently north of Thais we can find the American Customs. We can proceed from there. Mel Okay, let's go. Mel and Stella leave. __________________________________________ Meanwhile Lydia キタ━━━(゜∀゜  ━━━!!!!!, (゜∀゜Edward ... What. Lydia (‘A`)(‘A`)(‘A`)(‘A`)(‘A`)(‘A`)(‘A`)(‘A`) Edward ... Huh? What did you say, Lydia? You're upset because...? Lydia (*￣m￣ ＿|￣|○, （￣□￣；） ): ): Edward ... MY VIRGINITY IS BEING THREATENED?? BY WHO?? We must set off at once on the grand quest of protecting my virginity! Edward and Lydia set off. To be continued...
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) [Chapter 15 Updated] | #91 | ||||||||||
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Oh wow! This is hilarious! Keep it up
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