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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #51 | ||||||||||
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Oh! That was sooo funny! This totallty beats the Orbs of not so remarkable power! ROFL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Update, please.
Posted on: 2010/8/28 8:44
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #52 | ||||||||||
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Chapter Six
![Open in new window](javascript:CaricaFoto("http://ouraylovers.com/red-mountain-pass5.jpg");) Welcome to the Thail Mountain Pass! Enjoy refreshing greenery while you trek to Thais, and breathe in the scent of beautiful plants as you enjoy an experience completely out of this world! Thail Mountain Pass, with its 5000+ species of flora and fauna that you cannot see anywhere else. Spend time with our special interacting hens and dragonflies, and you shall be rewarded! Mel: Wow, this sure sounds like an amazing place! Chicken appears Mel: Ooooh, let's talk! Hi Mr. Hen (because hens can totally be male), how are you toda- Chicken: CLUCKCLUCKCLUCKCORNDOGSPECIALATTACK!!!! Mel loses 923482093482 HP! Yah wimp, who taught you how to fight?? Mel: Darn it, you just made me lost The Game!!! YOUUUUUUU!!! *fury mode on* Chicken: Cluck cluck... (Uh oh...) Five minutes later News Broadcaster: Our new species of chicken, whose only habitat is the Southern area of the Thail Mountain pass, has become extinct. The criminal is still at large... Mel: Ugh... *dripping with chicken blood* Ten minutes later Mel: I hope that the dragonflies are at least more sociable... Dragonfly appears Mel: ZOMGWTHECKBBQ WHY IS THE DRAGONFLY SO BIIIGGGG???!!! Dragonfly: Dude, stop using that magnifyin' glass, would'cha? Mel: Oh... okay. Dragonfly: You wanna interact with me, bro? I'm so lonely out here. Mel: Of course! Dragonfly: *battle position* Mel: What the heck?! Mel loses 23948203841902834902834 HP. Yah wimp- Mel: Not again! Go die, you pathetic animal! Nox: *giggle* My, my. Since when have you degraded to talking to thin air- Mel: AND YOU TOO, MORON!!! You're not even supposed to appear yet!! Mel: Ugh... Someday I'd have my revenge! Mel thinks deeply. Mel: ... Like try to take over the world or something. Mel: With my Pinkthrop powers of bubblegum summoning. ... Mel: But the cake is a lie. ... Mel: ... Dang. To be continued... Sorry for the not-so-long update. Mini Epilogue of Chapter Six: Mel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DIE BY MY HANDS, YOU PATHETIC THING!!! *slashes Thail Mountain Pass Advertisement*
Posted on: 2010/8/31 21:39
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #53 | ||||||||||
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XD OMG that was seriously funny. I love your advertisement. That was awesome XD
Posted on: 2010/8/31 22:43
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #54 | ||||||||||
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Wow! This is soooo funny! I love it! Thanks for the update! More, please?
Posted on: 2010/9/4 19:04
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #55 | ||||||||||
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 Great updates Kirroha  poor Te'ijal, no pancakes for her D:
Posted on: 2010/9/6 20:46
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #56 | ||||||||||
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CHAPTER SEVEN
Brightwood Forest Mel: Ah, what a bright a beautiful forest... and I hope I don't see anymore rotten advertisements this time... *Mel sees piece of paper stuck on a tree in the distance* Mel: ... Oh, not another one... What 'flora' and 'fauna' am I going to meet this time? Traitorish sun priests?! Dameon: H-How did you know?! Mel: ... Please save me... Mel: ... eh? The piece of paper... *picks it up* Quote: PLS HALP MEE FIN MEE DAWGGGG!!! Mel: ... Should I believe this? Ah well, nevermind... If he can't even remember his dog's appearance or its name, that dog shouldn't have been very important... MORDRED DARKTHROP: MEEELLLLLIIIRRRIOUUSSSNNEEESSSAAAA!!! Mel: WHAT?! Is that my name?! It sounds horribly Mary Sue!! MORDRED DARKTHROP: YOU, AS THE DESCENDANT OF THE PINKTTTHHHRRROOOOOPPPPP!!!! SHALL NOT HURT POOR ANIMALSSS!!! Mel: I've never hurt anyone!!! MORDRED DARKTHROP: BUT YOU- Mel: *smashes pager that links the world of the dead and alive* SHUT UP, OLD MAN!! ~ End of screamfest ~ Mel: Speaking of dogs... Where are the wolves? ???: The wolves? They only come out in the daytime. Mel: WHAT?! No wonder they're going to become extinct! Every adventurer beats them up! ???: Terrible, isn't it, for a Pinkthrop to witness... Mel: ... Who are you, anyway? Nox: ... Mel: SDJKLKWJELFJKDKSF I KNEW IT *bangs head against wall* And finally, just maybe... Thais... To be continued...
Posted on: 2010/9/13 5:57
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #57 | ||||||||||
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Yay an update ^^
Posted on: 2010/9/13 7:04
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Muhahahahaha~ Go NOX! I love it when she annoys the heck out of Mel
Nice update!
Posted on: 2010/9/13 8:31
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #59 | ||||||||||
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Lol hillarious! Can't wait to read more!
Posted on: 2010/9/13 19:18
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CHAPTER EIGHT
Mel walks into Thais *Dawn arrives automatically* Mel: Man, I love predicting the weather. It makes me feel awesome. *Mel sees a cute little boy playing with a dog* Mel: Aww... How cute it is to see people being kind to animals... <3 Tad: *stabs dog* Mel: OMG WUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Tad: *cleans up corpse and acts as if nothing has happened, then begins to bawl* MY DOG ROWF IS GONE!! *cries* Hero: Oh no, that's terrible! When did you last see him? Tad: I don't know... I think it wandered off into the Brightwood Forest and I haven't seen it since... I'm sure it got captured by the grey wolf, I'm sure! Hero: Oh no, I'll beat that grey wolf and save Rowf for sure! *runs off* Mel: ... *stares at Ted* Tad: ... *ignores Mel* Tad: ... Tad: ![Open in new window](javascript:CaricaFoto("http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/8840/asplannedrd3.jpg");) ![Open in new window](javascript:CaricaFoto("http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w129/Kirroha/melshock.png");) Mel: OMG WUT?! *The shock of seeing that face induces Repressed Memory Syndrome in Mel, and she forgets about the whole incident. She blames it all on Nox instead.* Nox: ... ;_; Nox: ... ah well~ *giggle* Back to the story... Mel: I should explore this beautiful city. I might be able to find people who are willing to take my money and contribute to my dream of becoming the most generous person on Aia. Mel enters Gossipland Rita: Hi! I'm looking for juicy stories. Mel: You mean stuff like Rhen eloping with Lars the day before her marriage, and causing a huge scandal? Rita: ... What kind of stupid story is that? It's not even interesting. Mel: I'm just sayin'. Rita: I'm looking for stories like... you know, creepy blue eyes staring at you all the time from behind, and giggling into your ears and smirking and calling you pink cakey stuff? That kind of scoop is the rarest... But potent... Mel:... About that, hmm... Nox:  Mel:I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYTHING LIKE THAT, GET LOST. Rita: Geez, I was just askin'!! No need to be rude... Mel: What other stories may interest you? Draco x Harry stuff? Rita: ... Get lost. D< To be continued... Mini-Epilogue Mel walks into a bar Mel: OWWW!!
Posted on: 2010/11/6 8:46
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #61 | ||||||||||
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Wee~ an update!
LOL @ the conversation between Rita and Mel
Posted on: 2010/11/6 9:44
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #62 | ||||||||||
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…Dang it, I just lost the game.
LOL at Gyendal getting rickrolled, and the orb of Marriage, and… pretty much the entire thing XD Looking forward to the next update. But… who is the guy from the “Just as planned” picture? He looks awfully familiar…
Posted on: 2010/11/7 8:43
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #63 | ||||||||||
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@Elemental: That's Light from Death Note.
Posted on: 2010/11/7 9:37
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #64 | ||||||||||
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OH! That explains it. My friend watches Death Note and sends me scenes from it all the time... I thought it might be him, but I wanted to make sure.
Anyways, we're getting off topic: I forgot to mention, I LOVED Mel's Mary Sue comment.
Posted on: 2010/11/7 13:52
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #65 | ||||||||||
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CHAPTER NINE
Mel continues walking. She passes by a few buildings, and then reaches the Museum of Ancient Artifacts. Walt: This space is reserved for the Museum of Ancient Artifacts. Mel: ... Really? Walt: Of course, why? Mel: Well, I was thinking... Walt: Yeah? Mel: Why did you call it the Museum of ANCIENT Artifacts? Walt: ... What's wrong with that? Mel: The thing is, that's not really very specific, is it? Of course a museum will be displaying ANCIENT ARTIFACTS. I mean, that's the basic definition of a MUSEUM. It's not like you'll be displaying current artifacts or future artifacts. You're not going to get a lot of visitors... *rants* Walt: O_O ... ;_; BOOHOOO!!! *runs away crying* Mel: ... Am I awesome or what? Nox: I'm rubbing off on you, I must be. Mel: ... Are you calling yourself awesome? Mel continues walking Beggar: Spare a piece of bread for an old, homeless woman? ;_; Mel: ... Mel: ... GET A JOB, WOMAN. Mel continues walking Mel: Ah, Schadenfreude feels awesome. Nox: Inoerite? >D Mel: ... Mel continues walking Lady Loretta: Psst, I heard that Prince Edward can't even swing a sword properly... Mel: (thinks: What a good chance to get her jailed for gossip!} Mel: *puts giant microphone near her mouth* *Whole of Thais hears Loretta* Guards: GET HER!!! Lady Loretta: WHAT?! Mel:  Mel: ... Did she just say Prince Edward? Mel: ... Mel: ... Ah well. *shrugs* Mel goes into some random house Mel: Nobody here? Sweeett... Mel: *grabs crystal statuette off the counter* Mel walks towards School of War and Magick happily To be continued...
Posted on: 2010/11/17 23:04
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #66 | ||||||||||
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Hahahaha! Great job Kirroha! I loved it~
Posted on: 2010/11/18 5:42
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #67 | ||||||||||
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LOL! Great job! I love how she just walks right in and gets the statue. XD
Posted on: 2010/11/18 16:22
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #68 | ||||||||||
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This is hilarious! I can't wait to meet Stella - and June, and Uma!
Posted on: 2011/3/16 15:51
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #69 | ||||||||||
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Lols. I want to quote a lot of the stuff. But I can't. I loved Daemon and Nox
Posted on: 2011/3/26 3:25
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| Re: Aveyond 3 - Orbs of Ridiculously Epic Fail (Parody) | #70 | ||||||||||
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Heh... Funny...
Posted on: 2011/3/26 19:25
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