Glad you like it

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Chapter 3

Iya: Oh, I'm so cold . . . And hey, there's a hole here! *winces* I'm turning into Ean! Oh noes!

Snow Queen: Hello, elf girly!

Iya: Who are you?

SQ: The Snow Queen.

Iya: STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!

SQ: Am I really a stranger? Look into my eyes.

Iya: Umm, 1. You are a total stranger because I have just met you. 2. Why are your eyes so great? 3. Are you trying to hypnotize me?

SQ: Umm . . . hyp-no-tize? Ne-ver Would I try to hyp-no-tize some-one like you litt-le elf girl-y.

Iya: Yeah, sure, whatever. So, why am I hear? Is this dreamland? Are you the goddess?

SQ: No but I heard your prayers!

Iya: What prayers?

SQ: You want magic?

Iya: Oh yeah that! But I think I have some now cuz I accidentaly blasted a rabbit through a hole in the Vale.

SQ: I will give you more magic!

Iya: And I accidentaly blew up my grandmother.

SQ: You want more magic?

Iya: No thanks, I like blowing people up with my mind.

SQ: But- *hand blows up*

Iya: See? I used magic to blow up your hand!

SQ: Whoah . . .

Iya: But I will go with you and be your daughter because I'm tired of Ean's ranting.

SQ: What?! How did you know that I want you as my daughter? I never said it!

Iya: Oh . . . that. Well, you see, I can read minds.

SQ: Okay, whatever you are coming with me! *puts Iya in a new dress using magic*

Iya: I wish I could do that!

SQ: You will learn. Now let's go!

Iya: And are you really going to make people forget about me?

SQ: How did you know about that? And yes, I will.

Iya: Again, Mind reading.

SQ: *transports both of them*

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Somewhere in Ean's Dream . . .

Iya: EEEEEEEAAAAANNNNN!!!

Ean: *long pause* Iya? Is that you? Hey, guess what I found this new hole and I really want you to see it so if you would stop yelling I would show you but I'm not quite sure that I'm awake and are you awake because sometimes I can talk in my sleep and when I do that I forget that I am asleep and I think that I am awake so can I show you the hole?

Iya: EAN! Just come and save me okay?

Ean: Iya, just come on I wanna show you this hole!

Iya: Ean you stupid elf! I think that I'll get someone else to save me! BBBBYYYYYEEEE!!!

Ean: *wakes up*

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XD OMG! XD Parody to the upper limits.XD Keep it up. Experience from holes,God,what is Ean thinking of? Ha-hahahaha!

lol.
poor Ean. *sigh. and he doesn't know what a bee hive is.
and poor Snow Queen, having to deal with Iya..

you're a fast updater
~waits for an update.

Great updates

And you get one!

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Chapter 4

Ean: Oh hi mom I'm feeling really good and guess what? I like holes!

EM: Anything else new?

Ean: I had a dream!

EM: Now go get Iya and give her this biscuit. You don't get one because you are an elf brat.

Ean: Who is Iya? Some new friend of mine?

EM: Don't you know who Iya is? That elf girl?

Ean: Oh yeah! Iya!

EM: Who is Iya?

Ean: Bye! *goes outside*

Ean's Dad: Look at this snow! Nobody has ever seen this much snow in the Vale! Did your mom give you a biscuit?

Ean: Oooo snow is cold! And what is a biscuit?

ED: I don't know.

Ean: Why don't I know anything?

ED: Cause you got my genes.

Ean: YAY! Oh yeah, I gotta go to Iya's house. *goes*

Iya's Mom: Hi Ean!

Ean: Yeah hi where is Iya?

IM: Who is Iya you freak?

Ean: Your daughter.

IM: Nope. Got 1 daughter. Her name is not Iya.

Ean: Oh, sorry to bother you, gotta snoop around your house now.

IM: Sure, whatever!

Ean: *snoops around Iya's old room* Oh, here is the thing that Iya keeps her stuff under. Oh look here is a bow! Yay! I'm not crazy! Or am I?

IM: Are you done?

Ean: Yeah, bye! *goes to that place with the Elders* Hi old people!

Elder 1: Hi!

Elder 2: *is dead*

Elder 3: *is dead*

Ean: So I have this problem.

E1: Go talk to the Elder Oak. Bye!

Ean: Bye! *goes to Elder Oak*

At the Elder Oak . . .

Ean: Hi!

Elder Oak: . . .

Ean: Wake up!

EO: . . .

Ean: I have a problem!

EO: *grows face with mustache* Hello. Go to the Land of Man and go to the Snowy Place called Shaenlir!

Ean: OH NOOOOOOOOOEESSS!!!

EO: Bye! *grows teleport*

Ean: Oooo sparkly glowy! *touches* AAAHH!!! *is teleported*

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Hope you like.

Ean's parents and Iya parents from here,combined,and added somewhat of smart-a$$ there,results my parents.Imagine having two of these all day long in your head!A royal pain!Poor Ean,and poor me.-_-'

Lol! Still perfectly random and/or good!

haha, everything happened sooo fast
poor Iya.. nobody remembers her
~waits again for an update.

Lol. Like father like son XDD

Poor Iya, they forgot about her. Hilarious, keep going.

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Chapter 5

Ean: Dude . . . so this is the man world place land thingy? It smells like peanuts. This is boring. I wanna skip to after I talk to those people in the village and travel up the mountain. I wanna skip to when I'm in Shaenlir or whatever that place is called! *some crazy weird force (a.k.a me) skips ahead in time to that Shaenlir place*

Man: Hi!

Ean: Hi is this that one mountain place that's all snowy?

Man: Yes, it is Shaenlir, and it was founded by the Snow-

Ean: Yes, yes, are there any holes here? And is it dangerous and is this the land of man where I am never supposed to be?

Man: Err . . . . umm . . . bye! *runs away*

Ean: BYE BYE MISTER MAGIC CUPCAKE MAN! BUT IS THAT REALLY YOUR NAME OR AM I MAKING THAT UP?!!!!

Woman: Hmm . . . you're pretty cute . . . are you free on Sunday?

Ean: Uh . . . yeah! Wait, today is Tuesday, right?

Woman: Yes!

Ean: Okay . . . I'll meet you at the bottom of the mountain. And what is your name?

Woman: *whispers* I'm Iya, you fool! Come to the castle later and rescue me! I'll be waiting! *leaves*

Ean: YAY! She called me a fool! At least I think that's a good thing . . . oh well! Time to save pretty maiden Iya! *goes to random house and gets servant clothes and then puts them on and goes to the castle*

Guard: Halt! You gotta go in this way cuz you're a servant! Oh, and it takes a really long time to get to where you're going if you take this path! Bye!

Ean: Bye! *takes ridiculously long pathway* Hi Iya!

Iya: Hi Ean! Look, I found this mirror AND the Snow Queen is planning to kill me so let's get out of here using my magic!

Ean: Wasn't I supposed to find the mirror and tell you to use magic?

Iya: Yes, but I thought I'd find it and all that to speed things up!

Ean: You're smart, Iya.

Iya: You just found that out? Now come on!

Guard 1: Halt!

Guard 2: Yeah, what he said!

G1: Hey, aren't you that servant that I let in here?

G2: Yeah, what he said!

G1: Get them!

G2: Yeah, what he said!

Iya: *uses magic*

G1: *dies*

G2: Yeah, what he did! *dies*

Iya: Follow me! *shows Ean secret path*

Ean: Cool.

Iya: I know, right? Now here we go!

Ean: AAAAAAAAHH!!!

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Oh, and what ending should Ean choose?

He should go with Iya!

Grreat update
And he should go with rye.. wait, is that even an ending? xD

Iya: *uses magic*

G1: *dies*

G2: Yeah, what he did! *dies*

hahaha, okay this just made my day
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Iya sounds good, I mean I agree with matri on this one

Thanks!

Hmm . . . custom ending slowly forming in my brain

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Ean: Ooo cool place you found Iya!

Iya: Yeah, it is, but should I lock the door?

Voice: Hey, do you think that the elf found this door that is a secret escape?

Other Voice: How would she find a ridiculously obvious door in the place where she goes every day? Let's go.

Iya: I don't think I have to lock the door . . . but I will anyways. *uses magic*

Ean: I want my real clothes. *puts on chlothes*

Iya: I need new clothes but those other clothes that I magically found in the chest make me look ugly. I think I'll make pretty clothes using my brain power. *uses brainpower*

Ean: Hey, look! *clothes appear*

Iya: YAY! *puts them on* There, now I am pretty. Let's go!

Ean: Hey Iya, what does this switch do?

Iya: I don't care! Let's find out! *pulls*

Genie: You pulled my switch! What is your wish?

Iya: We want to get out of here!

Genie: Okay! *teleports to house* Now you don't have to fight the annoying wiverns that eat you and munch on you and have you for a yummy yummy snacky-poo!

Iya: Ooookay . . . bye! *runs away*

Ean: Ooo . . . I'm feeling faint . . .

Iya: Good, now I don't have to pass out and act all stupid and weak. Let's go, Ean! *drags Ean to house and knocks on door*

Old Lady: Hi I'm the oracle and I wanna tell you a prophecy! Ean did you know I'm your great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother? That's why I talk a lot so now listen to me because there is this prophecy that you will save the world, blah blah blah, defeat the snow queen, blah blah blah, find nymphs and unite kingdoms. Also Ean you gotta stay with Iya for reasons unknown.

Ean: LOLwhut?

Iya: Thanks you, oracle, and forgive your . . . err . . . grandson for his teensie tiny brains. Bye! *leaves*

Ean: Can we stop now because we have to sleep sometime, right?

Iya: Zzzzz . . . zzzzz . . .

Ean: Goodbye for now and remember, this is not a game show!

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xD
Still soo funny xD

[Quote]:
Ean: Can we stop now because we have to sleep sometime, right?

Iya: Zzzzz . . . zzzzz . . .

Ean: Goodbye for now and remember, this is not a game show!
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xD
Since when could ean say one word without being dump? xD

Also, it Wrywern(I think) Not Wiverns. But i'm not 100% sure.
Anyways, it doesn't matter, i'm just a perfectionist.

It's Wyvern.XD And two things from the last two updates made me laugh to death:
Iya:*uses magic*
G1:*dies*
G2:Yea,what he did!*dies*
That one cracked me up!

And the second is:
Iya: Good, now I don't have to pass out and act all stupid and weak. Let's go, Ean! *drags Ean to house and knocks on door*
Lol!XD

Comey Oney Indra!
Update update update!
I can't wait!!!

This is realy funny. You are very creative

Thanks matri and yoyo and . . . uh . . . all you other people that I'm too lazy to name!

I'm so sorry, but I'm so darn busy with everything that I have absolutely no time to update.


I'm Soooooooo sorry!

o w o i love this story xD please write more *coughinyourfreetimecough*