Yeah. I was led by Indra.
But it suits her plot, right? >D
*imagines every funny things that could happen*
just wait until they have to go to underworld! I mean, the BIGGEST HOLE!!!

.................. Thaaaaaaaattttttt isssssss juuuust wrooooong! XD Sincerely,another very good parody,Indra! "Yeah,what he did!*dies*" XD

Hmmm...
At the end, Ean marries Iya and had become strong. The hole-lover's special power is making holes in his creative ways to gain experiences that he won't get from battles nor dodging the vampires to explore the biggest hole instead.
What class he would be?
Iya = magic wielder => song mage
Ean = shape shifter(or anything whatsoever) => hole shifter

¿...?
@indra: don't hate me to bring such things into your thread. Just tell if you want to get rid of them

Shape shifter was the job he was.

Are you sure?
Hmmm..
*going to edit above*

Lol,that is cracked up! XD

Ahaha,
i think this really is our stuff!
Can't wait to read the chapter 6!!!

I wonder how will it be... *nasty and naughty thoughts* XD

The world is ending cause it's an update!!!!!

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Ean: Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . .

Iya: What the heck are you doing.

Ean: Getting into character! Ohmmmmmmmmmm . . .

Iya:

Rye: What now, pppppppaaaaarrrrrtyyyyyyy peoplesssss? Pppppaaaarrrrtttyyyy time????? Whoot wooot!

Iya: Nope. But I forgot what happens next so . . . let's read the Gamzebo walkthrough!

Rye *reads*: "We should now head for Thais. go to the world map where you had anchored your canoe. From there enter the cave in the mountain to your right. You will find yourself in the Green weed Plain."

Ean: We have a canoe?? Now that we have a canoe there is a whole world of possibilities! Romantic nights sailing gently while Italian dudes play violins, riding waves in the ocean, fishing, falling out and almost drowning--the possibilities are endles! Not to mention-

Iya: SHUT IT!!! Hey look I got a knew spell! *casts spell* Hehe. My feet got bigger.

Rye: Whhhhuuuuuuuuutttttttttt????? *dies*

Iya: Hey look for unknown reasons we are standing by a river and there is a canoe! Bath time! *starts taking off shoes*

Rye *in some sort of deep voice*: Iiiiiitttt's bbbbbaaaaattthhhtime!

Ean: I thought you was dead! And if your dead than we have to dig a whole and I will be all like mwahahahaha I am the god of holes and you will rot and decay like a cake that was thrown away in that game Cake Mania and I will go mwahahaha even more then go and start to stab the snow queen with my awesomeness!

Iya: Can we just leave?

Ean: Yeah.

This is a long and random update

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In the River

Ean: Whuuuuutttt?????
Iya? What Whuuuuuuutttt???
Ean *pointing*: That whuuuuuttttt.
Iya: That boulder is whuuuuutttt????
Ean: Yes, that is the whuuuuuttt.
Rye: What he's trying to say is: "This is what I'm Whuuuuuutttt-ing at!"
Iya: Whuuuuutttt???
Rye:
Iya: Me?
Rye:
Iya: Ean! Rye's having a spaz attack!
Rye:
Ean: Whuuuuuttttt????
Iya: You heard me! This is no time for whuuuuutttts!
Rye:
Iya: Ean! Save me!
Rye: *spaz attacks the boulder*
Iya: *starts paddling like mad*
Ean: Iya, what's wrong? It's only a spaz attack and spaz attacks are normal so it really doesn't matter so look there is no boulder and I'm a happy awesomeness dude so there's no worry in the world about pumpkins so Iya why do you hate pumpkins so much?
Rye:
Iya: Why is he a dancing lock?
Ean: Becuase, Iya, it's a spaz attack! It's only a spaz attack and spaz attacks are normal so it really doesn't matter so look there is no boulder and I'm a happy awesomeness dude so there's no worry in the world about pumpkins so Iya why do you hate pumpkins so much?
Iya: Didn't you just say that before?
Ean: Say what?
Iya: Nevermind. Now: how do we end this spaz attack?
Ean: Really? It's only a spaz attack and spaz attacks are normal so it really doesn't matter so look there is no boulder and I'm a happy awesomeness dude so there's no worry in the world about pumpkins so Iya why do you hate pumpkins so much?
Iya: That's the third time you said that.
Ean: Said what?
Iya: And that's the second time you said that!
Ean: Said what?
Iya: Third!
Ean: Said what?
Iya: Fourth!
Ean: Said what?
Iya: Fifth!
Ean: Sixth! Seventh! Eigth! Ninth!
Iya: What are you doing?
Ean: It doesn't take that long to catch onto the pattern.
Rye: Hey, look there's the woods that leads to Tttthhhhaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiissssssss!!!
Iya: *randomly hugs Rye*
Ean: *also hugs Rye*
Iya: What are you doing?
Ean: It doesn't take that long to catch onto the pattern!
Iya: That's the second time you said that!
Ean: Said what?
Iya: Sixth!
Ean: Seventh! Eigth! Ninth! Tenth!
Iya: Shut up.
Ean: Or what?
Iya: Nothing.
Ean: YAY! I CAN GET AWAY WITH WHATEVER I WANT CAUSE OH OH OH YEAH BABY I'M THE GOD OF HOLES! POCKER FACE! LADY GAGA! MR. GAGA! HEY--
Iya: Mr. Gaga?
Ean: Whuuuuutttttt???? Who dat?
Iya: But you just said--
Ean: Said what?
Rye: While these elves argue, it's time to leeeeeaaaaaaavvvvvvve! See you later, fooooollllllkkkkksssssss!!!!

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Another update because I might be gone for a while . . .

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Ean: *gasps* Look at that city! It's so huge! But first we have to travel through the woods . . . OF DOOM!!! *dies*
Iya: Umm . . . okay, let's go through the normal woods that have nothing to do with dying!
Rye: Hey look! There's a ho--
Iya: Shut up! Don't say that word or Ean will spring to life! And I know that theres a . . . you know what leading to the woods in that weird cave! Now, I say we ditch Ea--
Ean: Who said ditch!?!?! Ditch is a synonym for hole!!!!
Iya: Wow, someone's been reading their thesaurus!
Ean: I know! And it's really interesting to because I found out all these words for hole like ditch and hole and ditch and hole and ditch and hole and ditch and hole and ditch and hole and--
Rye: Whuuuuuuutttt???
Iya: Your a little late. That was the last update!
Rye: Sorry, you see, I have canver.
Iya: Canver?
Rye: Canver.
Iya: Canver?
Rye: Canver.
Iya: Canver?
Rye: Canver.
Iya: What does it mean?
Rye: Oh, it's this disease. I think Ean has it too. It's where you'll randomly fall down dead but can be revived by your favorite word!
Iya: What's yours?
Rye: It's--*dies*
Ean: And ditch and hole and ditch and hole and ditch and hole and ditch and hole and ditch and hole--*dies*
Iya: Hmm . . . I'll avoid saying Ean's word, and try to figure out Rye's. Now, to read a walkthrough to find out Rye's word! *reads whole walkthrough* What? There's nothing!
Rye: *stands up* I'm alive!
Iya: What's your word?
Rye: Nothing.
Iya: What's your word?
Rye: Nothing.
Iya: What's your word?
Rye: Nothing.
Iya: What's your word?
Rye: Nothing.
Iya: What's your word?
Rye: Nothing.
Iya: What's your word?
Rye: Nothing.
Iya: Ooooooh, your word is nothing!
Rye: Exactly.
Iya: Now, to leave Ean here while we go to an inn and have a party and find RIP!
Rye: But we didn't get that quest yet . . .
Iya: I know, but RIP also stands for "Really Interesting People".
Rye: Aah. Hey, there's Thais!
Iya: Yay!
*the to run off into the distance, holding hands and singing*

Somewhere in the woods . . .

Ean: *stands up* But . . . but I was faking having Canver! I don't really have it! Waaaaiiiiittttt!!!!

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Iya: What's your word?
Rye: Nothing.
Iya: What's your word?
Rye: Nothing.
Iya: What's your word?
Rye: Nothing.
Iya: What's your word?
Rye: Nothing.
Iya: What's your word?
Rye: Nothing.
Iya: What's your word?
Rye: Nothing.

Canver sounds interesting! BTW, this is as funny as Wyst's; maybe funnier!

Thanks! I love Wyst's parody, and I'm glad to be compared to it

EDIT: I'm playing the actual game now, and I've decided officialy of what Nicolas will be like XD

3 updates in a day?!?!?! *faints*

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Thais . . .

Iya: If you are a RIP, get yer butt over here!!!
Rip: Hey, here I am!
Iya: You don't come till later. Get lost!
Rip: Sorry, my mistake. *leaves*
Iya: Hey, look! Weapon and armor stores! *goes inside weapon shop*
Shopkeeper: Hello, what d'ya want with me? I have money! Books! Love!
Rye: . . . Whut?
Iya: I demand you give the the best weapons in the game! Chop chop!
SK: Here! *runs away*
Iya: He gave us a turnip . . .
Rye:
Iya: Rye?
Rye:
Iya: Uh-oh . . .
Rye:
Iya: SPAZ ATTACK!!!! RUNNNNN!!!!
Rye:

Minutes Later . . .

Rye: Iya! I'm done having a spaz attack!
Iya: Phew . . . why do you have spaz attacks?
Rye: Another side effect of canver. *twitches*
Iya: Hey, I wonder what happened to Ean?

Suddenly the door bursts open! The sky darkens! A figure with pointed ears emerges in the doorway! Cue the dramatic music! Iya and Rye huddle together! The figure raises a knife and says:

"COWER! COWER YOU TWO! YES THAT'S RIGHT! YOU GUESSED WHO I AM! I AM THE GOD OF HOLES! HOW DID IT COME TO BE, YOU ASK?"

Ean: Well, first of all, while you two got all lovey and mushy and held hands and sung I got up because I was just faking having canver and I thought you guys would laugh but that's a different story so anyways I was laying there and this man appeared in front of me and was all like "Ean you are the god of holes and you rock!" but then I was all like "whuuuttt this is so rockin' cool!" but then there was this like bang and the dude really wasn't there and I was like "oh man dude I wish I was the god of holes" so then I came here to tell you people and prove to you that I can talk for this long without breathing and to ask you did you notice I said this all on one breath?
Iya:
Rye: *dies*
Ean: So guys what did I miss?
Iya: Nothing.
Rye: *un-dies*
Ean: Now what?
Iya: We . . . I . . . go talk to Uther! *runs away*

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Ean: Well, first of all, while you two got all lovey and mushy and held hands and sung I got up because I was just faking having canver and I thought you guys would laugh but that's a different story so anyways I was laying there and this man appeared in front of me and was all like "Ean you are the god of holes and you rock!" but then I was all like "whuuuttt this is so rockin' cool!" but then there was this like bang and the dude really wasn't there and I was like "oh man dude I wish I was the god of holes" so then I came here to tell you people and prove to you that I can talk for this long without breathing and to ask you did you notice I said this all on one breath?

+ + = Me, after reading this.

BTW, are the spaz attacks based on Wyst's Rye-ley(bad combination of Rye and Smiley)?

@CAT(can I call you that instead?): Erm, half inspired by that. Not like, totally copying them, but I thought the idea was pretty halarious to have just emoticons instead of speaking, therefore making spaz attacks!

Haha. Nice. I enjoy this.

Thanks, Wyst! (you don't mind your emoticon-Rye inspired spaz attacks?)

Nah, its okay. Other people have borrowed my ideas before.

@Wyst: Oh! I remember now! TrueShadow borrowing Grandma and Grandpa Boogie! Okies!

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In the castle . . .

Iya: Uther! Uther. Uther? Uther . . .
Ean: Uther! Uther. Uther? Uther . . .
Iya: Okay, where's my suicide knife?
Ean: You're gonna commit suicide?
Iya: Nope. I'm gonna force you to commit suicide.
Ean: Suicide on you?
Iya: GHAAAA!!! *sings version of some jazz some I know* Lordy up above me, there is no doubt! When you passed out brains you must have left my Ean out, oh! Silly little elf Ean, right now he is bein', oh so-o stupid! OMG, I think I'm gonna die . . . alone!
Ean: *claps* Wow, Iya, you're good!
Iya: Thanks, I was thinking of becoming a singer . . .
Ean: LOL!
Iya: . . . what?
Ean: You failed your singing tests before! LOL!
Iya: . . . Grr . . . where's that knife?!
Uther: *emerges from shadows* Mwahahahahaha! I am the snow queen in disguise!!! I will overthrow everywhere in the dunes of disgust and make a tomb for my future wife! Mwahahahahaha!
Iya: Erm . . . Run!!!!
Uther: Wait! Stop! I'm acting! Geez, kids these days . . .
Ean: Ac-ting?
Uther: *rolls eyes* Duh!
Rye: *twitches*
Iya: Erm . . . Rye?
Rye: *twitches*
Uther: What is he doing?
Rye: *twitches* Spaz . . . *twitches* attack!
Uther: Oooookay, and anyways, wanna join the resistance?
Ean: Do I want to join the resistance? That's like asking the god of holes if he wants to go to prom with a chicken well I sorta do cause that chicken was pretty cool but anyways that's a long story for another time that I will tell to Prince Nicolas when he joins but that isn't until later so for now I guess I'll just have to go dance with a chicken under the stars and you know this isn't even my record of not taking a breath I could actually talk or sing for ten years on one breath but then I'd be 27 and my whole life would be wasted not dancing with chickens and then I would just go without pumpkin pie too and Uther did you know Iya gets uncomfortable around pumpkins?

. . . *silence* . . .

Uther: Will you answer my question?
Ean: I did! My answer went like this: Do I want to join the resistance? That's like asking the god of holes if he wants to go to prom with a chicken well I sorta do cause that chicken was pretty cool but anyways that's a long story for another time that I will tell to Prince Nicolas when he joins but that isn't until later so for now I guess I'll just have to go dance with a chicken under the stars and you know this isn't even my record of not taking a breath I could actually talk or sing for ten years on one breath but then I'd be 27 and my whole life would be wasted not dancing with chickens and then I would just go without pumpkin pie too and Uther did you know Iya gets uncomfortable around pumpkins?
Iya: *ignores* Yes, we'll join the resistance.
Uther: Great! Now, sign here and here and annitials here and name there and pet's name there and name of your favorite pizza there and--ta-da! You're all signed up to get a free washer and dryer every month!
Iya: Umm . . . what about the resistance?
Uther: Oh, that. Go deliver this letter to Ella in Candar! *gives sign-up form to get a free washer and dryer every month*
Iya: This isn't a letter about the resistance . . .
Uther: Just go! *disapears*
Iya: Anyone else as confused as I am?

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