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CHAPTER 7: These chapters are starting to get named!

Ean: Okay, lesser damsel, how do we get out of here?

Iya: Follow me. There's this, like, place in the, like, sewer!

Ean: *follows Iya to sewer*

(in front of sewer doors there are two guards.

Iya: Hey, you two are late.

Guard 1: It's not my fault! This guy over here typed in the wrong room on GoogleMaps.

Guard 2: Hey! So-rry!

G1: Well, I told you it was left on the east corridor, not right on the east, and then-

Iya: Dude, by the time u 2 got dun arguing I lrnd 2 use mgc. *raw mgc blst*

G2: Tell my . . . wife . . . I . . . love her!

Ean: Tell her I love her, or you love her?

G2: Tell her . . . Uh! *dies*

Iya: What, like, ever! Let's go!

Ean: Will there be rats?

Iya: Yes!

Ean: Meep. Carry me, Iya!

Iya: Oh, so the brave hero has turned cowardly, huh? Well, come on you baby! *pulls Ean by ear*

Ean: Ouchie!

Iya: *raw magic* *raw magic* *raw magic*

(a lot of dead rats and raw magic later)

Iya: There! We've gained 10 levels and got 99 cheese! *out of parody for a moment* You know, if I can keep an almost limitless amount of 99 of something, how can I not fit one dress in there? Just sayin'. *back to parody*

Ean: Can we leave?

Iya: Sure, but I'm going to say one thing!

Ean: What?

Iya: Are you in the Thais production of the Wizard of Oz?

Ean: Yes.

Iya:

Ean: Mwahahahahahaha . . . *breath* hahahahaha!

Iya: By the way, this wasn't the greatest chapter.

Ean: But it's the first one with a name!

Iya: REALLY?!?!?!?!

Ean: Yeah, look!

Iya: OMG!!!!

Ean: We're wasting time.

Iya: Oh, goodie! I love named chapters!

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Oh right, one more thing!

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Ean: Goodbye, folks! Please check out some forums or something while we sleep until we're written of again!

Iya: You make no sense . . .

Ean: Bye-bye!

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I lurf it! So much!

My favorite part's the bit with the loved wife!

I second Magus

I Love this parody

Thanks you guys ^^

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CHAPTER 8: Let's Let Old Lady Doom Take Care of Her!


Iya: *pulls lever* And we are outa here!

Ean: Oh-kay!

Iya: So, there's more snow here, and, like, some dragons that I can, like, fry with, like, raw magic!

Ean: Like, like, like, wow.

Iya: Like, whatev. *fry* *raw magic* *fry* *raw awesomeness* *kill wyvern*

Ean: Is that even how you spell the name of that crazy dragon?

Iya: Who cares? BTW, ur losing ur prsnlty!

Ean: Whut?

Iya: Personality.

Ean: Oh . . . I've stopped taking my pills because they've disappeared.

Iya: What pills?!

Ean: My awesomness pills.

Iya: Oh . . . right *shifty eyes* You lost them.

Ean: Yeah . . . oh well.

Iya: Oh well. Oh look, I'm suddenly feeling faint and I fell over. Oopsie-doosie! *has fallen over*

Ean: *pulls Iya into a conviently close house*

Old Lady: *lets them in* Hey y'all.

Ean: Umm . . . hey, you . . . !

OL: I see she fainted.

Ean: Yep.

OL: Well, let's let Old Lady Doom take care of her.

Ean: Old Lady Doom?

OL: AKA me! Isn't that cool? I'm both OL and OLD!

Ean: Hehe. Good OL' OLD!

OL/OLD: Yeah. Sure. Oh, hey. *rivives Iya*

Iya: Hey OLD.

OL/OLD: This is getting confusing. Oh, by the way, you have to save the world.

Ean: Been there, done that.

OL/OLD: What?

Ean: Oh, save the world. I thought you said eat breakfast.

OL/OLD: You remind me of me when I was on that quest of me.

Iya: Okay. Alright.

OL/OLD: Here's a book and a sphere, read the book, equip the sphere, save the world. Got it?

Iya: Yes, OLD.

OL/OLD: Okay. Now I'll end this parody, please.

Iya: Yes, go right ahead.

OL/OLD: Remember these abreviations: OL is Old Lady and OLD is Old Lady Doom and ME is Mother Earth. AKA, I am an old lady of doom who is mother earth! *has a stroke*

Iya: What she means to say is BYE. Umm, bye.

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MRUHAMWAHAWHEEHOHOHOOHEH-HEH-BRABRWAHA! I lurfles it to the extremishy absolutenessivity (you can tell from the fac that I used three different words which aren't in the dictionary)!

OL/OLD: This is getting confusing. Oh, by the way, you have to save the world.
Ean: Been there, done that.
OL/OLD: What?
Ean: Oh, save the world. I thought you said eat breakfast.

OL/OLD: Remember these abreviations: OL is Old Lady and OLD is Old Lady Doom and ME is Mother Earth. AKA, I am an old lady of doom who is mother earth! *has a stroke*

So, Lady Gevolda (I call the Oracle that) is "Ol' Old Me"?

Glad you like it ^^

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CHAPTER 9: Of to Meet Grain/Wheat/Sourdough/Flour!

Iya: Alright, we're, like, away from Ol' OLD ME.

Ean: Who?

Iya: The oracle of Aveyond.

Ean: She never said that . . .

Iya: Well, I just, like, knew.

Ean: We have to go to Thais now, right?

Iya: Yep. Oh, by the way . . . *pulls out phone* that guy that we both met, Grain I think his name was? Well, anyways, he's heading for Thais and claims that he's necessary for gameplay, so we have to pick him up.

Ean: Grain? I though it was Wheat? Or Flour or something. Oh, maybe Sourdough?

Iya: Whatev. Anwys, I ws thnkng tht we shld go now?

Ean: Well, I guess if Grain/Wheat/Sourdough/Flour has to be picked up, yeah.

Iya: Though that sentence was . . . weird, that may have been the most sense that I've ever heard come out of your mouth.

Ean: Ditto.

Iya: Uh-oh . . . we're getting too normal!

Ean: Oh why did I have to lose my awesomness pills?!

Iya: Umm, yeah . . . I'd see my pharmasist about that . . .

Ean: Okay. How about the Ryva one?

Iya: Sure. *to readers* HEY, PEEPS! YOU HAVE TO BEAR WITH NORMAL US UNTIL WE GET TO RYVA, SO . . . BOO-YA!

Ean: Boo-ya?

Iya: Yeah, sure . . . whatever.

Ean: Oh, wait. Didn't we have to jump somewhere or something? We just got all the way out of that snowy place while we were talking.

Iya: Yeah, now that you mentioned it . . . Oh well. It's ariana's fault anyways.

Ean: Yeah. Oh, hey . . . I think we should both do the closer-thing that ariana always does.

Iya: Okay.

Ean and Iya *rapping*: Follow this parody, yo, love us, yo, and have a long and prosperous life full of awesomness, yo!

Iya: Yo to the yo, yo!

Ean and Iya: *think parody is over*

ariana: Now it's over, yo! BYE!

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I like it! I can't believe they don't remember the conspiracy theorist's name! Everyone knows he's Pumpernickel Goyle!

Okay . . . I've put it off for too long!

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CHAPTER . . . 10: At Last! Our Pharmasist!

(in Ryva)

Ean: Ah, lookit. The ol' -

Iya: No, you are not about to say OL' OLD ME!!!

Ean: No . . . I was going to say: "At last! Our pharmasist!" Like the chapter says, but no. You had to interrupt me.

Iya: Ah well. *goes into building* Hi, we're here for our personality pills.

Pharmasist: Vell, you are zee ztars ov a parodee, yees?

Ean: Yees - umm, yes.

Ph: Good. Vlad vill meet you in a minute.

Vlad: I am zee retired vampeer ov ze town. Like my vangs?

Ean: Sure. Give us our personalities.

Vlad: Here zey are. Ean and Iya, it iz, correct?

Ean: *gulp* Yeah, it is the awesome me! Feel my awesomness rain on you like rain on a garden!

Iya: *gulp* Like, shut up. I, like, can't believe you're, like, my, like, friend!

Vlad: You are velcome! *poof* Erm, zat vailed. Goodbye, vean and Via.

Ean: Via what?

Vlad: *is gone*

Iya: That was, like, wrd.

Ean: Word or weird?

Iya: Urgh, weird.

(back in the town)

Rye: Iya, it's you!

Iya: Pumpernickel!

Rye: Rye.

Iya: Oh, like, right. *hugs Pumperni- um, Rye*

Ean: You two lesser beings know each other?

Rye: *panic* EVERYONE, THIS IS THE SHAENLIR SLAVE! Iya, save me! *glares at Ean* You're a heartless piece of fruit!

Iya: *rolls eyes* You know- oh, great, we've shown too much. gdby evrybdy.

Rye: BYE!

Ean: Bye, lesser ones.

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XD XD XD Love it~

Ooh! I really love this story!
I hope there's more to come!

Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaaaaaaaaa.....

Oh, God, very funny! Hope more to come to relaxing my mind before another creepy exam!

Oh my . . . I haven't been on this site in ages. Should I continue this? Or not?