...immortal...?

Would you rather have a not-so-scary nightmare or not dream at all?

Not dream. I'm used to it.

Would you rather shout "Mijo es una nada stupida pequeño!" on international television, or dance with Vlad Plasmius?

Dance with the green dude with the weird hairdo.

Would you rather watch a stupid show or be bored?

Watch a stupid show. I could laugh at its stupidity.

Would you rather become a cannibal or starve to death?

Starve to death. As I've discovered, I have quite high tolerance of hunger. I probably wouldn't even realize I'm starving until i drop dead.

You have a homework due tomorrow. Would you rather stay up all night to finish it or ignore it and think up of some excuse when the teacher asks for it?

Stay up all night to finish it, seeing as how id just make a lousy effort at it and then go to sleep.(hey, you just said finish it)

Would you rather post something on a mobile or not post at all?

Not at all. (Vlad's blue, BTW)

Would you rather insult the president of the US, the Queen of England, or the Pope? (No one said I couldn't offer three alternatives

The pope, I guess...

Would you rather take a boring history class or a frustrating maths class

The latter, I like math.

Would you rather get 1000 gifts for Christmas and do nothing meaningful, or get 2 gifts and do lots of good stuff which makes you feel warm inside?

Okay...1000 gifts, okay? So I'm selfish...*shifty eyes*

Would you rather eat burnt food or not eat at all?

Depends on what kind of food it is. Some food tastes fine burnt.

Would you rather get 1,000 useless gifts for Christmas or 5 awesome gifts?

Five awesome gifts, that's easy.

Would you rather spend the day with Scrooge or the Grinch (BEFORE either of them reform)?

Scrooge, at least he wouldn't steal my decor.

Would you rather dance with a tree or a wall?

Tree, I guess. I could spin around it.

Would you rather drink eggnog or eat fruitcake?

PS, your avatar and sig are cracking me up!

Fruitcake. I don't like fruit, but eggnog tastes like rotten eggs to me. And sticks on my tongue after I spit it out.

Would you rather be bitten (and turned into a vampire, not killed) by Te'ijal or by Galahad?

(Thanks, BTW)

Te'ijal! She and I would be together for eternity.

Would you rather be sick on Christmas or work on Christmas?

Sick. I'm used to being sick on holidays, as I used to get sick every year on my birthday.

Would you rather spend two years of working on the perfect set for an hour or two every day, or put together a set in an hour that causes almost every Amaranthian to laugh at you 'til you change it to something else? (Note: You would have to use whichever you chose for at least two weeks, and post every day of those two weeks.)

The first one. I will say no more.

Would you rather wait two years for christmas and get double the presents or skip one christmas and get the normal amount next year?

Well, either way, I skip one Christmas, so double.

Would you rather eat a live worm or a dead rat (without cooking, seasoning or condiments)?

Live worm. Do you have any Idea how bad rats stink when they die? And then the fur tastes terrible. And then theres the diseases!

Would you rather spend the night freezing cold or baking hot?