OMG NEW MOON WAS ASOME!!ALSO ECLIPES IS COMING OUT JUNE 30,2010.

I have not seen New Moon yet (or Twilight, but that will soon be remedied. I love making fun of movies with my mom. <3), but my sister did. Some of the things she said were pretty hilarious. Apparently, at some point in the movie, Bella is bleeding for some reason. So, instead of doing something logical, Jacob whips off his shirt and, in a seductive voice, says "Let me get that." She also said the audience was rather creepy (mind you, this is in Utah, the heart of Twi-fandom). A ton of middle-aged women, many of them on dates with their husbands. And they cheered the first time Jacob took off his shirt (which apparently was also hilariously dramatic). That is really, really creepy. Like, who does that? ().()

I'm starting to fear watching it O___O Thankfully my friends suddenly forgot they wanted to watch New Moon. They haven't mentioned it in ages.

Ugh I've just got the weirdest dream ever. x_x And yes, it involves Twilight. Apparently, I was going to the movies to watch New Moon and there was this scene of Bella talking to someone (the face was blurred). Anyways, no sound came out. Then the scene suddenly changed and bella's hair...somewhat seems...her hair was like Brit Spears! >_< I don't even care about Twilight! >_< Why the heck did I dream about it.... -__-

Quote:
LOL Reminded me of this picture:
http://inlovewitedwardc.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-Moms-144735681

Here's what happened in school:
One day before exams. Only 32 students come (out of 246). So we watch Twilight in library
The girls:
Edward is so hot
Boys:
We want to be like Edward
Me: Puking

iPink: That happens a lot with Twi-Moms. Utah? I pity you greatly.

more creepy middle aged women lusting after underage guys ... www.twimoms.com

just watched twilight and newmoon yesterday. Haven't read all the book though. Nothing much in the movie attracted my curiosity, only the fighting scenes of the vampires. New moon is kinda short, I admit that sharkboy ehr~ Jacob is hot with his hair cut short and even not without the shirt.

Jacob is one the things I actually like about the whole series. Meyer decided to turn him into a douchebag just because. Damn Meyer.

I just saw the Twilight for the first time last night. It was the. Worst. Movie. Of. My. Life. Good thing it was hilarious or I would have turned it off after the first five minutes. The worst part of the movie is Bella -- she's like a sulky emo. I don't get why any of her friends like her. Anyways, I think it's funny that the second worst movie of my life is Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Both have Taylor Lautner in them. ^.^

They say New Moon's better than Twilight. I'll probably wait for an online source to appear somewhere and watch it for free.

yea new moon is better i payed to see it four times(fan girl)

I think the New Moon film had a little less of a cheesiness factor to it, as well as more of a plot (although that's not really giving it a whole lot of credit...) Twilight's plot, in general, is rather pointless and unorganized. I mean, there's hardly ANY conflict to speak of until the baseball game, and that's not until about 75% of the book/film is over. At least New Moon gives us a definite love triangle. Oh yeah, and the hot guys walking around topless helped, too xD (I wonder why, though, no one questions this! Forks is supposed to be a relatively cold, rainy place...yet these guys are walking around in the pouring rain without shirts and apparently not feeling the effects of the weather..?!)

hehe..i buy new moon for 1 doller and in my country they come sooner!

=___= Can't say anything about the shirtless guys coz I'm not exactly the type of person who likes big buff guys, but the trailers look nice. At least it's not all-blue like Twilight was. Chris Weiz or whoever directed New Moon was said to be a much better director than ... that lady who directed Twilight (her name was C-something H-something, can't remember).

And about the walking around shirtless in such weather totally depends on the weather and the season. Unlike what Meyer believes, even Forks get quite a lot of sun and warmth around late spring and summer, and maybe early fall if they're lucky. That means the Cullens would have to either carry around umbrellas and parasols, hide inside their house all day, or wear long sleeved clothes and gloves and scarves during summer. And the "kids" would miss a whole lot of classes if they can't go out when it's sunny. Forks isn't cloudy 24/7!!

yeah, but that's expecting meyers to actually do research which, we know, she utterly sucks at and/or doesn't wanna do it anyway.

Well they did mention that the wolf guys are pretty hot-blooded (literally and figuratively) so it's no surprise they can walk topless in the freezing rain. :|

This is kinda off topic, but I thought it would be interesting to mention that there's this guy named Edward in my old high school who has this orange-brown hair and is so pale (compared to most of the students) and whenever I see the description of Edward Cullen it reminds me of him. His eyes are light brown too, so in certain lighting it looked yellow-gold

Alex Day reads Twilight.
He's made his way through the first four chapters of the book so far. It's hilarious to watch.

Twilight on TV Tropes, admittedly just because I love the site. I like this bit particularly:
The Quileutes are an actual tribe whom Meyer chose to include in her story because they 'live near Forks.' She made up mythology for real people.

Mark Reads Twilight

This guy is giving commentaries on the whole series, plus quotes to prove his point.

Dan Blogs Twilight

Similar kind of thing, except this guy does it pure commentaries, without quotes from the book.



I'm trying my best to read Breaking Dawn now. It's just SO PAINFUL TO READ!!!! I even read the half-assed Midnight Sun and it's just as friggin BAD. It's actually worse than Twilight. Edward sounds more like an arrogant bastard than ever, more stalkerish than ever, and we still don't get understand why he loves Bella!! It doesn't make any sense at all.