yes, spiders are totally evil, once i was going down a tube run, it was a natural one, so there were plants and stuff at the side, and i was headed for this spider-web, and when i was like, maybe a foot away, i saw this big spider right on it, and a screamed and quickly peddaled with my hands backward.

aww... there was this one time where my friend was over and I was young, so we are both terrified of spiders, and this little spider crawled up on my shoe, and we were both screaming and dancing around and then we found a walkie talkie ad beat the poor spider to dust... my dad had to come upstairs to remove it from the carpet

My aunt told me that one of the most embarrassing times in her life happened in college, while buying fast food.
((She was with all her pals))
When they got out of the closing window she asked (not having any idea what it meant)

"Who wants to cut the cheese?"

Hmmm... Once, I was sitting here, at the computer, minding my own business. The speakers where apparently on all the way. I went somewhere (can't even remember where...) And, all of a sudden, out of absolutely NOWHERE, a pop-up popped up. IT HAD SOUND!!! The speaker blasted in my poor ear and I jumped sky-high. (slight exaggeration there...) My ears still ring when I think of that... and I still laugh, too.

i laugh when i remember my bio teacher...he was giving our class a tensioned sermon because at a film-showing at the city coliseum, he said, our school had misbehaved and our behavior reflected the teachers (in short, we had given unforgivable shame to the faculty). then, he was getting so worked up and his voice rose higher, and higher and louder 2x, then...his voice cracked sooo loud! lol...poor teacher...we joked afterwards that he's going through puberty.

I remember the time when I accidentally went to the wrong car at school, ehe

I've accidentally lock my room with the key inside! Oh my gosh, I've no idea what should I do at the moment. Me and my friends are frantically finding a solution to make the door open. Then, they've figure out a way to use a plastic piece slips into the door gap somewhere near the knob.