Wow, an unseen side of the Sword of Shadows O_O Scary...

That story make me scary too

@aisling: that's a good rxn XD

The next one I honestly have no clue on the ratings. It got torture, maiming, and violence. No sexy fluff or stuff. So..yeah, you've been warned <.< >.> *flees before censor police gets here*

This is going back to the AU where Rhen and Teijal are evil. Rhen's stoic and she likes killing. Teijal's just an even crazier killing girl. A kudos to how much I really do not like physics.

Bored, Rhen observed the five trembling men surrounding her. Farmers she concluded from their pitchforks, scythes, and untrained stances. The swordsinger sighed since they were going to be all too easy. "Get out of my way and I might let you all live. Barely." She commanded fully knowing they wouldn't listen.

The leader of the small rebel group growled out "Over our dead bodies!"

Rhen rolled her eyes at the old phrase. Gods, couldn't they come up with something new? Well, if these arrogant punks think they could stop her with such pitiful numbers...

Abruptly Rhen dropped down and kicked hard shattering a knee of one henchman causing him to scream in pain. Retrieving a dagger from her belt, she slammed it into another guy's foot trapping him to the ground. Pulling out her sword, the swordsinger swiftly stood to stuffed it into the third farmer's chest before punching the fourth henchman in the head knocking him out. Swish! Rhen quickly turned her body just as the leader try to stab her with his pitchfork. Before he could pull it back, she grabbed onto the stick holding it in place. Her arm shook just a bit as a tiny fraction of power rushed through the weapon blasting the leader away. Whoosh! Bam! He landed a few feet away with a smoking hole in his chest. Rhen smirked as she twirled the free pitchfork. Hmm, who should die this time? The swordsinger slammed the weapon into the man with a shattered knee. She didn't like his face.

The two remaining men tried to crawl away but Rhen wasn't finish yet. What should she do with them? Perhaps castrate them or cut off a few limbs? Before she started, the woman heard clapping from above her.

"You're such a feisty piggy even when you're trying to be all silent and moody."

Rhen sighed as she looked up into the tree. There rested a very comfortable looking Teijal. "Where were you vampire? You were suppose to meet me an hour ago." She retrieved her blade mentally picking which victim she would torture first.

"Like you need my help with such weaklings. A blackbird among worms. A predator among such worthless prey."

Rhen rolled her eyes as she kicked the unconscious man and slammed her foot onto his back. She took out her blade to cut into his flesh a hated symbol, one with a lot of lines. Over the screams, Rhen sarcastically shot back, "You just want a free meal."

"Mmm.. true." The vampire looked at the second man desperately trying to get the dagger out of his foot. Her eyes narrowed on the leaking blood from the wound. Licking her lips, she grabbed the man and pulled him up before stepping on the dagger impaling him even more. Showing a toothy grin, Teijal ripped off the man's left arm relishing her toy's screams. Holding the squirming human, Teijal bit down on the arm to suck some very tasty blood. Two minutes later, she dropped the limb now bored of the man's screams. Really, the man was still squirming around trying to free himself. Didn't he know a predator when he saw one? Shrugging, she clamped down on the man's throat while her other hand smashed into his chest and pulled out a rib. Fresh blood with fear was so delicious after a long day's work. After draining him, Teijal dropped the corpse, broke to the bone into a smaller piece and used it as a toothpick.

Rhen rolled her eyes at her partner. God, were all these vampires this messy or was she just unlucky? Why couldn't she just not get a partner for once? First there was the annoying dumb as a sheep barmaid, then the arrogant green hair brat, and finally some sniveling sun priest traitor.

While methodically cutting the man's back beneath her, Rhen comforted herself in the knowledge that Teijal was at least a competent fighter. Finishing her design, she lifted her foot off the man before dragging him up to her level. "Listen little brat, and listen very closely. I want you to run back to your little buddies and tell them that the Oracle owns these lands. If she senses you are even close to the area," She flicked her sword cutting off several of his fingers. "We will be meeting again. Now go."

Rhen dropped the man and watched him hold his hand while running with the Oracle's symbol cut into his back. She turn back to Teijal who took out the bone. A wink was all the warning before she threw the bone shattering his ankle. He fell but quickly got up and hobbled away.

Rhen rolled her eyes as she said exasperated while picking up her scattered daggers. "Enough games. We've eliminated four of the enemy, made our presence known, and left a message. We need to be going vampire."

"Oh fine. Let's go grumpy pants." Teijal stretched, her hands high above her head. "I hope there's a lake near here. All this blood is making me sticky."

"Well you should have thought of that before playing with your food."

Teijal laughed and swung her arm around the human's shoulders. "I like you human. You're better than my last partner a former paladin who wouldn't shut up about darkness, light, and my eating habits."

Rhen shook off the intrusive arm. "So, what happened to him?"

"A Deava ate him right up. Couldn't get to him in time. Pity."

The swordsinger cracked a smirk as she muttered, "What a coincidence."

The redhead glanced at her companion in curiosity. "How so?"

"All of my previous partners were killed by Deavas also."

The women stopped walking and stared at each other.

Rhen was the first to break the silence with a tight smile and cautious eyes. "Shall we continue, Teijal?"

Teijal wolfishly grinned while narrowing her eyes. "After you Rhen. I insist."

omgs. only you teds.. lol.. love it..

ok.. i heading off for the time being.. wait..

i think you should go first.. yuppers..

:After you teds... I insist.

huggles bear..

what's an rxn?

*gasp* was the previous partner Galahad? XD XD Xd

@aisling: rxn=reaction
galahad= XD

@elma: hehe

Teijal's eyes narrowed as she watched the human walk in front of her. Her hands twitched while she forced herself to remain good.

The human was teasing her, she had to be. Her hips were swaying a bit more than usual. That alone wouldn't have made her react. However, Teijal felt something from the human that just made her want to grab Rhen and have her way with her. What was it? No matter, it was driving her crazy with hunger.

Teijal looked discretely to see if her companions noticed that strange something. Aside from the usual drooling mages no one else was having such a reaction.

Frowning and narrowing her eyes, Teijal barely restrained a growl as Rhen's skirt was lifted just a bit by the wind. This was going to be a long freaken day.

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The group decided to rest for the night and went about preparing camp. Rhen volunteered to bring back some wood and wandered off into the forest. Teijal quietly got up to follow her mumbling some half coherent explanation.

Rhen shivered when she heard a cold whisper near her ear. "You've been a very naughty human, blackbird."

The human shook her head as she attempted to walk away. "I don't know what you're talking about."

Teijal pulled her back against her, arms clamped securely around her waist. She nuzzled Rhen's neck before licking it. "Picked something up at that little shop didn't you? Something to drive me insane? Well, its working human."

The vampire nipped Rhen's neck, careful not to break skin. "You taste good, Rhen. I want a bite. Can I?"

The human squirmed under the vampire's grip. "Teijal..."

"No? Fine. Than tell me, why did you do it."

One of Teijal's hands wandered up to grasp a firm breast. Rhen's denial died on her lips as she fought against new sensations generated from Teijal's minstrations.

"Why?"

"Teijal..."

The vampire growled, her hand tightening slightly around flesh. "Answer the question human."

"The bottle broke in my bag! I didn't even know what it was there until I opened my bag!"

Teijal's eyes narrowed as suspected several people but shuffled them away later. Right now, she was just very frustrated.

"We have a problem than blackbird. I want you. Badly. Can I?" She pressed herself fully against Rhen's back, her hands wandering.

Rhen closed her eyes against the pleasurable assault. Truthfully, she was getting quite cranky during the day though she couldn't understand why. Now with the vampire's hands on her, her willpower was shattering rapidly. Still, she was not an exhibitionist.

"Not here Teijal."

Teijal laughed as she released Rhen to lead her away. "I saw a stream close to here. I will make it private."

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Elini cracked a grin as her demon summon reported what it saw. Everything was going according to plan quite nicely. Dameon and Galahad had disappeared behind some bushes earlier. Lars and Marge were out for the count due to some convenient sleeping potions that taste like water. And now she could capture John without any aggravating barriers. Honestly, that man always used someone else as a shield against her. First he would stick with Rhen discussing dragon handling. Then he moved to the mages to chat about some magic artifacts he 'found' over the years. Next he'd hide behind the vampires joining in on Teijal's games against Galahad. And finally, he stayed close to Marge debating the advantages of vodka over beer. Well, there were no more human shields this time around. She will own him one way or another. And if Elini just happened to help along with several ongoing hunts along the way, she wasn't complaining. She'll just have more favors owed to her.

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oooo elini's such a mischief gal. <3

ooo.... elini's the evil mastermind! XD nice ending! XD

Woots, nice twist Elini would do anything.

wow this message is so popular

@grisel: I would greatly appreciate if you actually read my stories and comment on them rather than comment on how 'popular' the thread is. 'Popular' comments are completely useless and unhelpful, ego-wise and/or critic-wise.

@aisling/kirroha:

eh, crack's the order of the day. I said I wouldn't write about some stuff, and it appears I'm gonna have to eat my words since I'm writing one of them rofl.

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Galahad felt he couldn't breath as he eyed the two very prominent budges on his chest. He felt around his crotch area and screamed. "NOOO!!!!"

Teijal quickly whapped him on the head to shut him up. The man went down in a heap of half stripped armor blubbering away. The redhead rubbed her neck as she turned to look at the rest of the group.

Lars and Dameon were muttering magic spells with high squeaky voices trying to reverse their sudden womanhoods.

Elini openly laughed at John who was still touching his new breasts with a shock expression on his face. The summoner had taken to her manhood unusually well having only patted her flat chest and puffed up. Teijal looked down to her own changed body. It was a bizarre change, but hey, she was used to masochistic-garlic-eating vampires so a little body changing wasn't going to surprise her.

Still, she would need to find looser trousers as her current tight pants were pressing a bit too much against her newly acquired organ.

Rhen covered her eyes wondering what else could go wrong on this mission. Marge was on the floor laughing with tears coming out of her eyes. It seemed like something out of a demented joke. Now all it needed was a good punchline. Rhen and Marge were the only ones left with their original bodies. Everyone else was unfortunately caught in a sex changing blast, a very strange last ditched attack from the dying demon. Than again, the demon was known to chase both female and male prey for its collection. Perhaps it got bored with its collections' premanent gender.

Teijal walked up to Rhen and asked in a deep voice. "You okay?"

The young woman nodded eyes still covered by her hand. "How bout you?"

"I need new pants. And I'm a bit jealous of Galahad."

Rhen peeked out of her hands to look at Teijal curiously. "Why?"

"Just look at his breasts."

Rhen's turned her eyes to the former Paladin and her eyes open wide. "Wow."

"Exactly."

"Those are-"

"I know. No wonder he ripped off his armor"

Teijal and Rhen quirked their heads to get a better angle. Galahad, noticing the scrutiny, quickly covered his bosoms as best he could and glared at them. Dameon and Lars finally gave up the spells and were trying to adjust their robes to fit. Dameon had a bit of trouble as his robes were low cut exposing a lot of cleavage. Rhen tore her eyes away from the scene and looked back at Teijal. She sighed when she noticed how much vampire changed. "You're breasts are gone."

Teijal quirked a brow. "And?"

"And I'm going to miss them."

"Why?"

Rhen thumped Teijal on the chest. "There goes my pillow. I'm going to get a neck ache."

Teijal's eyes widened in comprehension. "We can't have that now, can we..."

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Several hours later, the group were back to their original bodies thanks to a spellbook under some toys and camped out a few miles away from the demon place. Rhen released a happy sigh as she nuzzled Teijal's breasts. Teijal rolled her eyes. Who knew Rhen was such a boobs lady?

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that was fun XD

o_O that's the thing about sex change... people just want to feel the difference XD And Lars and Dameon teaming together is just too much for me

i love ur stories KTC they're so good!

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OK, that's kind of a spammy post, trendy. Care to elaborate on that ...?

...Funny

well i will now comment KTC. it was great and youre story is so big and has so many letters so i read half of it. ^_^

I did have a gyendal eddy fic done, but it...sucked. Badly. So scrapping it and brainstorming some other ideas.

Until than, I'll play with with teh girls cuz their more squishy? comfy? fun? easy.

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"Where do you think she's sneaking off to Stella?"

Stella turned to Mel with a confused expression. "What do you mean?"

"Teijal. Every now and then she just disappears into the the surroundings. Don't say food. It's definitely not that since she'd drag Galahad to temp him. I asked her earlier, but she just said it was nothing."

Stella shrugged as she turned back to her dinner. "It's not our business Mel."

The thief frowned, before nodding. "I'm going to find out the next time she does that."

Stella chocked.
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Stella unhappily followed her friend through the bushes as the stalked the vampire. She tried unsuccessfully to persuade her it was a very bad idea but Mel was adamant. If Teijal was actually a double agent they needed to know. After all the Ahriman campaign almost failed because one of its members was a traitor. It was only due to dumb luck the leader had fairy dust to get him back to their side. Still, Mel did not want her quest to end the same way.

Teijal swiftly walked into the woods, well aware there were two girls on her trail. It was only a matter of time really. She stopped abruptly at a small clearing waited.

Teijal grinned as a familiar body pressed into her back and a mouth near her ear whispered, "You're losing your touch. You have two girl easily following you."

Teijal turned around facing the smirking woman. She pulled her closer to her. "Only because you refuse to meet everyone else."

"Talk to your boss lady for that Teijal. Now shut up and bite me."

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Stella's and Mel's eyes opened wide as the watched the two vampires interact. "...Um... Mel? Can we go now?"

Mel nodded and the two scrambled back to camp. She would grill Teijal later, assuming she lived anyway since she could have sworn she saw the other woman wink at them.

lol who's the other vamp? Rhen? XD And how did Mel know about Rhen's Quest? I hardly see Te'ijal as one to share long adventures or confidences, and Galahad even less likely XD

@rhen: well, the way I thought of it: Mel's trained as a spy. So she probably learned stuff about blending in and people to watch out for.

Dameon would be an excellent example to bring up in a lesson since he blended well enough to trick the whole group. And since her teacher is behind scenes dude, I wouldn't be surprised if he knew a lot of really dirty secrets such as Dameon being a traitor.

Rhen: maybe, maybe not XD