This is awesome! I can't wait until we get to Elini and Te'ijal.

LOL I just went through chapter 10 (and 11) and the snow queen/king made me laugh so hard!! Can't wait for the next update!

Glad you like it

Robot Lars. _

OH that is brilliant TrueShadow! Don't stress bout' homework...I know exactly how you feel!! this is so funny! ROFL!!! I can't WAIT till the next one!! oh...oh...ohmagosh! Te'ijal will be soooooo funny!! EEEKK! can't wait!!!! xD

Weekend! Finished my troublesome homeworks! Freedom!

...But I don't have any idea about the update...

Update or I'll bother you with mah Robot Lars fangirling

I think I"ll draw this into a comic.

I'm not really excited about this chapter, so this is gonna be really short. Read this as if you're watching a fast-forwarded video.

Chapter 12: Randomness of Aveyond

Teacup Town

Rhen: Kitties, kitties so cute!
Lamb Chop: *appears*Hey, I have a Sludgemaster 2000
Morsel: *appears*....
Morsel's sister: *appears* Help, my brother's voice has been stolen by a harpy.
Harpy: *appears* Hello, I don't wanna get beaten up so here's your voice box! Bye! *leaves*
Morsel's sister: Thank you for returning my brother's voice!
Morsel: Yay! I have my voice back! LALALALALALA!!!
Morsel's sister: I want that harpy to steal it back!
Lamb Chop: You helped Morsel, so I'm gonna give you my Sludgemaster 2000. Oh, and take this beeswax too so you don't need to search.Bye!

Silence

Rhen:...What the hell has just happened...? And how did this big Sludgy machine fit into our backpack...?
Lars: According to my analysis, all backpacks in general RPGs are actually bottomless holes that somehow-
Rhen: It's okay Lars, you don't need to answer that...


Told you it's gonna be short, and fast

This was ok. Not up to ur usual standard
LARS: I recommend updating when you fell like it even if it takes an year.

lawl, such a short chapter with so many things happening XD Too lazy to think of ideas for those stuffies?

Haha, yeah. I don't want them to explore the Memory Caverns yet, it would ruin my plan for a future chapter. And I really have no idea what to do with the binis.

Chapter 13: Return to Eastern Isle

The party have finished their business in Aveyond. During the way back to the Eastern Isle.

Northern Isle

Rhen: Brrr, damn blizzard.
Lars: I suppose it would be best to rest at that cave.

Inside the cave

Rhen: Whew, we're saved. Guess we'll be staying the night here today.
Talia: You [beep] can't even resist a [beep] blizzard??
Rhen: Easy for you to say.
Voice: Help! Help!
Rhen: What's that?!
Voice: Help me! I'm stuck under the boulders!
Talia: Bleh, none of our [beep] business! Get the [beep] out yourself!
Rhen: ...
Lars: ...
Talia: What [beep] are you [beep] looking at??
Rhen: Aren't priestesses supposed to be eager to help?
Talia: Meh, helping people is so out of trend.
Rhen: Whatever. I'll just help him. When you help people, they'll give you a reward, that's the golden rule in any RPGs.
Lars: Anyway, let us see where the vice is coming.
Dwarf: Help, get me out of here!
Rhen: Fine. *lifts the boulder*
Dwarf: Thanks. Oh, and the cave's gonna crumble soon. Bye. *leaves*
Rhen: Wait! Where's our reward? And we need to get outta here ASAP!!

The cave crumbles.

Outside

Rhen: So we helped him for NOTHING and we need to travel again in this freezing blizzard?
Talia: HAHAHAHA!!! What did I tell you??
Rhen: Ugh.

Thornkeep

Dwarf: Thanks for before. Here's your reward. *hands out a Gnome Orb*
Rhen: HAHAHAHA!!! What did I tell you??
Talia: SHUT [beep] UP!!
Lars: Let us just stay at the inn.

They spent the night at Thornkeep. The next day, the party travelled back to Eastern Isle.

Veldarah

Rhen: What do we do now?
Lars: Graduate?
Rhen: How?
Lars: My memory told me that we must do a good deed.
Rhen: I know! Let's capture a thief from robbing the shops! Talia, you'll play the thief! Sneak away at one shop at night and we'll capture you! That way, we can do a good deed!
Lars: Idea rejected. It does not qualify the international standard of RPG school graduation.
Talia: WHY SHOULD I BE THE [beep] THIEF??
Rhen: Fine. Scratch that, let's look for other ideas.
Citizen: Hey, a mystical hind has been turning people to stone.
Rhen: I got it! Let's kill the hind.
Lars: Good idea.
Talia: A decent idea from a kid like you.
Rhen: It's settled then, we're going to kill the hind!

Lawl, no rewards. Bleeeeaaaah

Guys, I'll be having a holiday tomorrow for around one-week. So, I won't be able to update for a while.

Me too. I get it till monday

lol - I love the idea of "international standard of RPG school graduation" - after all, who makes up these rules anyway?

holiday? off of school?!?!?! btw the posts are hilarious, I love them!

Loving the posts!!!! Great imagination!

Loved it! Eagerly awaiting the next update.

I'm back! Along with a new chapter! And finally I can get rid of Talia. It's not fun creating a character like her in an anti-swearing forum like this one. Elini and Devin are in this one, too.

Chapter 14: Through the Wild Forest

Last chapter

Rhen: It's settled then, we're going to kill the hind!

Now

Lars: May you give me an input as why we are going shopping?
Rhen: Everybody needs to have fun before an annoying test <3
Lars: I am not having fun.
Rhen: Oh, well. NONE OF MY BUSINESS! HAHAHAHA! Oh, shopkeeper, how much is this mirror?
Shopkeeper: 200 Gold.
Rhen: What, that's a ripoff!
Shopkeeper: Buy or don't buy.
Rhen: Fine!...Wait. Is it just me or have this happened before?
Shopkeeper: Probably.
Rhen: But it's different now. I have the MONEY! Now gimme the mirror.
Shopkeeper: How about this birdcage?
Rhen: I don't need any birdcage.
Talia: I'll buy it. *hands out a bag of money*
Rhen: Talia, where did you get that mo-, wait, that's MINE.
Talia: Just shut [beep] up. This thing will be handy. Respect your senior, [beep] kid!
Rhen: Senior?
Talia: Blah! You [beep] kids don't know anything! I was a main character before!
Lars: Time has passed, and now you are a useless NPC.
Talia: WHADDAYA SAY, [BEEP] ROBOT??

After finishing the shopping, the group headed south. Now they're entering the Wildwoods, the woods which is, uhh, wild. The creators need more creative name.

Rhen: Hmmm, what's this crystal thingie?
Lars: It is a save point. You can save the game here.
Rhen: But we can already save anywhere anytime we want. What's this thing for then?
Lars: ...You have just brought up a good point there. Hmmm, I detect a person nearby.
Rhen: *approaches* Hey, what are you doing?
Elini: Ohh, what cute kids you are. I am waiting for companions through the Wildwoods.
Rhen: Why don't you travel with us?
Elini: No,no,no. I cannot travel with students. How could I know if you are strong enough. What if my newly polished nails got broken?
Rhen: Okay, so we just need to graduate, right?
Elini: Maybe.

In the Wildwoods

Rhen: Errr, Lars, where are we now?
Lars: Detecting. Detecting. Signal not found.
Rhen: *sigh* I guess we're lost.
Lars: Detecting. Detecting. A house detected.
Rhen: We better go there.

Hermit's House

Rhen: Excuse me.
Devin: Come in.
Talia: W-w-w-wait?? Devin??
Devin: Yes, and *gasp* T-T-Talia??
Talia: It's really you?
Devin: Talia..

Soft musics began playing. Talia and Devin run closer to each other.

Devin: *slow motion* Taaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiaaaaaa
Talia: *slow motion* Deeeeeeviiiiiiiiin
Devin: *slow motion* Taaaaaaliii- *SLAP!* Ouch!
Talia: WHERE IN THE [BEEP] HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE [BEEP] TIMES??
Devin: Umm..staying here?
Talia: THAT'S NOT THE [BEEP] POINT!! Wait, I've got an idea. Come with me to the Sun Shrine!
Devin: What for?
Talia: You'd make a perfect companion listening to that [beep] old lady's blabberings.
Devin: What? That's your job, not mine!
Talia: I suffer, you suffer. MWAHAHAHAHA! Now let's go! *drags Devin out*
Rhen: ...
Lars: ...
Rhen: ...Finally, we're freed of her.
Lars: I have never felt this relieved before.

lol - too bad we can't actually hear the music! I love the Devin/Talia reunion.