I have done a very, very bad thing. Well, not today. But 1 week ago, and I have to get it off my chest.

My house has a normal, average garden where Snowball loves to snooze and nibble and stuff rabbits do. I have a small patch of the garden which I call mine, after permission from my mom. So I actually take gardening very seriously and now I have beautiful flowers. The only problem is preventing Snowball from eating my plants XD

Anyway I was weeding and noticed some loose soil near a tiny flower pot of mine. Curious, I brushed the soil off.

Guess what I found.

A whole nest of snail eggs. How did I know they were snail eggs? Well, they were round, yellow in colour and 5 millimetres in diameter and wrapped in some sort of transparent, sticky sac.

And I screamed. (Forgive me but I wasn't fond of snails! XD) And my mom ran out and her face turned white when I told her what those were. She told me to get rid of it LOL

And so I did. But at that time I was feeling evil.

So I ran in the house, snatched a matchbox and a candle and came out again. I lit and stuck the candle on the rim of the flower pot and found two sticks of dead plants to use as chopsticks.

Later, I used my 'chopsticks' and picked the eggs out, one by one, and held them over the candle flame. The egg grew hard and before you knew it, I had hard-boiled snail egg. *shudders*

Then one of the eggs I was hard-boiling exploded. It 'Pop!!'-ed and snail yolk goo came out. And it stank of... of... of eggs.

Anyway, there were way too many to hard-boil, so I just placed it out of the house where birds usually mingle, and soon enough, the birds came and snacked on them.

Man, I am so evil.