Castle Darke Magyc

Me:

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or

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Welcome to Pancakea! It is the greatest--and now that I am a Warlock, Darkest--of the Magusdoms, or kingdoms ruled by Magi. I am the MagusLord, lord of all Magi, king of Pancakea, and the only Warlock Magus.. I'm was even the Emissary of Loki until I grew too dark to serve such a minor god.
Oh, but where are my manners? Come to my castle.

Castle Darke Magyc


Welcome to my humble 700-room abode! Come on in!

Living Room
So, welcome to my castle. I have a pet Demon named Fangy...oh, there he is now!


Oh, look, it's my midget-bats, Yemite and Gyendal!


I don't know where my pet knife, Stabby, or my border shepherd--her name is Shadow--are, though. My wife, June the Magician, may be walking them. I'm afraid my horse, Tug, will have to stay outside, though.
Want a snack? The pantry's over there. Or, you can read some books at the bookshelf. Then there's the theater and the radio; those are right over there. And the game room's just through that door.

Pantry
If you're in the mood for fast food, I've got Wendy's chicken nuggets and french fries, along with chocolate milk and chocolate frosties to wash it down. If you want a more home-cooked meal, I've got elbow macaroni, rotini, and penne, and you can have butter and salt on it. Then there's spaghetti, with butter and parmesan cheese, along with spirals with white cheddar. For a snack, you can have a bowl of butter popcorn. If you want, you can add parmesan cheese or salt. Finally, you can top it off with some oreos, or maybe ice cream. If it's the latter, you can have McDonald's, Blue Bell, or Ben and Jerry's. Oh, do you want some Dark Side Sugar Cookies? It's a formula I perfected myself!

Theater
We've got Tangled, Astro Boy, Planet 51... Oh, here's Harry Potter and Star Wars! Then there's Meet the Robinsons and Robots. Aha! High School Musical and Cars! And, of course, the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Daredevil, Elektra, the Fantastic Four movies, and the X-Men Movies! Also, here we have all the Matrix movies. Or if you want to watch a show, I've got Fairly OddParents, Spongebob, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Tak and the Power of Juju, Wolverine and the X-men, Plant Sheen, and a lot more!

Radio
I've got Superman (It's Not Easy), Stand, Say, Backwards, and Clocks. Here's Viva la Vida and Song of the Heart, along with Driving from Driving Miss Daisy. There's more, but it'd take too long to list it all.

Bookshelf
I've got Septimus Heap, Harry Potter--including Tales of Beedle the Bard--Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, the Kane Chronicles, Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, Children of the Lamp, Erec Rex--and my favorites, Ranger's Apprentice and the Brotherband Chronicles. Here's my 'تعلم اللغة العربية بالنسبة للأميركيين'. Feel free to look through the rest for books you like, if you aren't content with these.

Rec Room
I've got Scrabble, Bananagrams, Ping Pong, Air Hockey, and Clue, for board and table games. Then, for video games, I've got Wii Sports, Endless Ocean, Wii Fit, Endless Ocean: The Blue World, Super Mario Bros Wii, Mario Kart Wii, Super Mario Galaxy, the Force Unleashed 1 and 2, Aragorn's Quest, LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga, LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars, and others. If you want to play cards, we can play War, or Go Fish!